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Number 85 - THE MEXICAN EXPERIENCE

I have taken many chicas to various NICE restaurants - La Diferencia, Chan's Cuisine, Mariscos Godoy, Komasa, etc.

But they are sometimes uncomfortable in places that nice, and they are not all that "Mexican" in character, except as viewed by the upper classes.

Last night I took a chica to "La Vuelta" about 11 pm. Decent chow and live mariachis (VERY good quality) on Thursday through Sunday nights.

They were so good that I tipped them 200 pesos. (This is significant to those who know what a cheap skate I am.)

The check was 226 pesos (small bar bill).

If your girl likes mariachi music, this is the place to go. Requested songs cost 150 pesos each.

#86 Face is everything.

I took my favorita's friend to the room Sunday night (my fav was busy).

She seemed put out that I only paid her 200 pesos ($19) for 30 minutes. Seems my fav told her that I was paying $100 for one hour.

The truth is I'm paying 500 pesos ($47) for one and one-half hours (90 min)

This really hurts as I paid my previous fav $100 for an 11 hour night. But you get what you pay for...

I think she didn't want to admit that she's spending time with old fat boy (me) because she likes what he does to her.

I told her friend that every girl's price was her professional secret, but that I was the biggest cheap ass in the bar.

SP, you may fancy yourself as the biggest cheapass in the bar, but do you REALLY think those Mexican drunks are paying 500 pesos for ANYTHING? I've said it before, and I'll say it again, WHY are you paying extended rates for extra time with the likes of the chicas that work at places like El Fracaso? If the girl even halfway likes you, 300-400 pesos should get you a couple hours of complete GFE. 500-600 should be getting you an all-nighter with her sticking around for breakfast in the morning. You are being extremely generous with those girls by offering to pay them extra for sticking around longer than a half an hour. A local guy would be demanding a lot more bang for his buck.

Yeh, but I GET a lot of bang for my buck.

And I genuinely like some of the girls

And I pay $100 for my (10 or 11 hour) all nighter.
(Although the barbie DVD collection I bought for
her daughters (3 and 5) set me back another $35.00)

But I adore her daughters more than her, so that is OK)

I'm glad YOU think so, and that YOU'RE having fun. That's all that matters. But realize that you COULD be paying a lot less if REAL bang for your buck is important to you. While these girls may try and get you to believe that their time costs at an hourly rate, doesn't mean you have to buy into that mentality, and it sounds like YOU'RE the one suggesting to the girls that if they stay longer they get more money. My first move would be to stop talking about time and amounts at all, and then give them 20-60 bucks when you're done (if you don't mention leaving, she shouldn't either), 60 if she stayed all night. That'll STILL almost surely be the biggest payday she's ever had, and if you're as nice of a guy as you seem from your posts, she'll gladly do it again the next time you ask.

#87 THE PERFECT GIFT
I have probably mentioned before the importance of symbols in Mexico, and also the fierce regional loyalty.

If your are looking for the perfect gift ($10 range)here it is: States Coins of Mexico.

The Mexicans are one up on the U.S. - We minted quarters that cost more than a quarter to make, they make 100 peso coins and make a profit. Of course there are only 30-some states in Mexico.

At the current rate of exchange, this will cost you about $19 - One coin for the state your puta says she is from, and one for her real origin taht she will admit to after you give her the first coin.

They cost 100 pesos, you can get them from banamex (out of stock), Santander (out of stock), and Elextra (only D.F and Durango in stock).

Availability varies over time.

#88 More "Cookies from Home"....

I have previously mentioned tha Poblanas (Girls from Puebla) are used to eating differetly, and you can kiss up to them bringing them their regional foods.

Well, yesterday was "cemita day". I dropped about $75 buying cemitas and "tacos arabes" for my puta amigas. While I was there, I noticed some small seeds on sale.

They were "Huesos de Capalin", a small fruit seed that you crack with your teeth (the damn things are as hard as a rock) to access the miniscule seed within. The girls love them.

They are expensive, about a buck per mini scoop (small taco sauce container). But I got a lot of "WHERE did you get them ??" comments from the girls. They are beginning to think that I am a home boy or something.

#89 "Candy is dandy....." The things that has gotten me the most appreciation from chicas is infantile CDs and DVDs for those chicas that have babies under 1 year old.

One chica was telling me (with glowing eyes) how when her baby cried, she played the CDs by Cri Cri that I bought her and the baby quieted down happily. Her glowing eyes and her bright smile told me that she was not exactly hating me at that moment.

Once again guys, EMOTIONAL RESPONSE IS THE KEY to highly positive interactions with chicas.

'nuff said!

#90 BB experience ?

I prefer the BB experience, but most girls won't volunteer this service.

#91 Puta-Vita-Minas

Say it fast like the old "I Love Lucy" skit.
Costco (USA) sells a bucket of "gum-ball" vitamins. Chew it for 10 minutes and you fulfill your MDR on all "One-a-day" vitamin requirements.

If they chew it for hours, and then roll it up in a little ball, will they absorb more vitamins through their hands ? Quien sabe.

What a natural product for the zona !

#92 Another PERFECT Gift

Electra The BANCA AZTECA within) sells the mexican ONZA (one ounce of silver)for 114 pesos. If you ask for it, they provide a small plastic container for it.

Most chicas barely know what it is.

But it makes a good gift.

What the heck would anyone do with an ounce of silver?

Give it to a street hooker, tell her it was "a full ounce of *pure silver*" and see what kind of gratitude it was worth.

Duh.

;-)

#93 - Happy Birthday !!!

I guess my view of Mexican street girls is different than that of many of you.

I simply enjoy them as people.

Wednesday I showed up to help Betty celebrate her birthday. She wasn't around.

But I ran into Janet and friend at the corner and asked them why they weren't in their normal spot. They answered that they were going to the bakery to buy a birthday cake.

So I said "If you invite me, I'll buy the cake. I love parties." They answered that there won't be a party.

Because for SGs, time is money, there birthdays are limited to a short interval for cake and celebrations. So I said "I know - 15 Minutes."

So we went to the bakery, I shelled out 15 bucks for the cake. I ran to the gift wrap shop and picked up the chocolate bear I had wrapped for Betty, ran to my room and picked up a brand new two dollar bill, and met them at the SG hotel.

When Maribel (the birthday girl ' to whom I've never spoken previously) was about to cut the cake, I stopped the proceedings and said a piece -

"En un dia como hoy, en mil nuevecientos setenta dos, nacio una nina - tan guapa, tan linda, tan bonita - que cambio' el mundo con la vista que presnta a los hombres."

What I was trying to say (spanish help, anyone..) was something nice. I don't know if I pulled it off.

Anyway, it was well taken. After asking her where she was from (Puebla), I decided a better gift (I still gave her the chocolate bear) would be a hot cemita (puebla sandwich). So Carina and I flew to the restaurant and I coughed up 50 bucks for 8 cemitas and 5 arab tacos.

When we returned 45 minutes later, the girls were still gathered (although some came and went a bit). As most of them were poblanas (from Puebla) and didn't know you could get cemitas in Tijana, they wolfed them down.

At one point it was just me and a even dozen girls.

They dabbed some icing on Maribel's face and I took a picture.

I have always gotten along well with the girls from this hotel, but now I am "one of them".

I can't emphasize enough, that if they view you as "buena gente", you are then "in like Flynn".

Birthdays and such are really important in Mexico, much more so than in the states.

ALWAYS remember this.

"What I was trying to say (spanish help, anyone..) was something nice. I don't know if I pulled it off."

What exactly were you trying to say? It doesn't make any sense after cambio el mundo.

"What I was trying to say (spanish help, anyone..) was something nice. I don't know if I pulled it off."

What exactly were you trying to say? It doesn't make any sense after cambio el mundo.

"En un dia como hoy, en mil nuevecientos setenta dos, nacio una nina - tan guapa, tan linda, tan bonita - que cambio' el mundo con la vista que presnta a los hombres."

On this day in 1979 (yeah-oops) was born a baby girl so handsome, so cute, so beatiful, that she changed the world with the view she presented to men (beautiful face / body).

The original speech (intended for my ex-ex-ex-putanovia's birthday next week was (... que cambio el mundo - el mundo mio.), but as I didn't know the girl, I changed it on the fly.

I copied the "en un dia como hoy..." usage from the radio. They are always talking about somebody famous' birthday.

I would like to do much better, as I know that birthdays are REALLY IMPORTANT in Mexico.

I will be doing this in a good restaurant.

It would probably be a good time to "pop the question", but I have no such plans at all.

For one thing, It might piss off my current putanovia whose birthday is the day before. We will be going to the same restaurant.

#94 Don't You Dare Tell....

I have discovered a new SG. I am paying "Pauncho normal" 100 pesos ($10) for 15 minutes for absolutely complete services.

She does me so good that I haven't bothered to make love with my putanovia this weekend, although we spent the night last night.

But when I left the new SG's room, she made me promise - if anybody asks - to say that she charges me 1,000 pesos ($100) per hour.

Once again, FACE IS IMPORTANT to these girls.

I wonder if she thinks nobody notices her smile....

# 95 FINGERNAILS

I wanted a SG to scratch my back, but she couldn't because of her rather short nails.

I asked her why she had them so short and she said it because she didn't want to get smegma ("head cheese") under her nails when she was putting a condom on a client.

#96 A Pissed-Off Woman

A while back I took a bar girl to the room - nothing fantastic, but smooth sex.

Afterwards, she wuld always smile at me, then frown when I didn't dance with her - looking almost pissed.

This girl isn't such a good looker, but I like her skin tones and her manner. She often sits while others dance. She is 26 or 27 years old.

The night before last, I took her to the room again (20 bucks for a half hour). Wow, Did we hit it off!

I wanted more time, so I coyly offerred her the LARGE STIPEND - 30 bucks for one hour more. She thought about it for a while, then accepted.

It was just cuddling time as I was thoroughly spent sexually. We talked, touched, stroked, etc.

Aterwards, we went to the restaurant next door and we spent the time with her totally leaning into me so sweetly.

Somehow I had "touched her button" and she responded wholeheartedly. I said to her "I think we may be starting something[ and she responded deamily "Yeh....."

Once again I stress - The emotional connection enhances the physical experience. They treat you MUCH better when you "connect".

But the lesson here is that a pissed-off woman can sometimes be a valuable clue to an opportunity.



(Message edited by pauncho on January 02, 2006)

#97 "Do you have a vasectomy ?"

If a chica asks you during your first session "Do you have a vasectomy ?", it may be an indication that total bareback may be on the menu next time.

SP

Re: bareback - as with so many other things it's easier to ask forgiveness then permission...

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Never answer "yes" to #97. Especially if the answer IS "Yes".

"I asked her why she had them so short and she said it because she didn't want to get smegma ("head cheese") under her nails when she was putting a condom on a client. "

this is rather telling and disturbing at the same time. They must come across some pretty unhygienic guys down there!

sp, i just ran though reading many of your points...maybe 20 or so of them, and you have a point. I've noticed some things as well.

sg have low self esteem,....duh.

I was once dating a sg. she use to give me money to pay for things so it looked like i was paying for it. face is very significant.

lets examine this point....the fact that she gave me the money to appear like i was buying things for her, makes me wonder about chica psych. I know that plenty of guys are throwing money at them, (if i did the same, I would be putting her up on a pedestool like her customers, and would be treated accordingly?....yes) anyways, since she doesn't believe she belongs there, she's label you as a plm, for thinking she's someone she's not and will lose respect for you....so i act accordingly to avoid this fate. paying more has never gotten me in a better place with a chica if we have a somewhat real connection. this goes with asia too.

Their competitive nature....aka face

think about it, when sgs aren't dealing with customers, they are dealing with the environment they live in....aka the chicas around them.

I've recently played off of two sgs that were extremely competitive to the point that now i'm getting whatever i want from each. no holds barred in la cama, and at a 200p rate (a rate i came up with), until the knock. they never count it, and will travel to my hotel. it use to be more for extras and all, but once their competitive nature kicked in, small money was 2nd. face is very significant. but then again, i've also gained their trust. i've gotten cel numbers, but am afraid to call them since once i do, their padrotes have my cel, and i still get calls from their padrote to this day.

btw, some say you are stuck to the initial price, but i've almost always been able to talk my regulars to giving me a break.

I just pay 10 to 15 bucks a session (20 if there is breast milk) and if the service is excellent, I have a new favorita for a while.

That would be 60 bucks an hour. I just had a marathon session with my new favorita of 3 hours and she made 180 bucks - and she earned every penny.

The only reason I did not stay longer is becase I ran out of money. Next week I will do her for just one half hour.

Candy and flowers on the 14th is mandatory.
(We are talking about face once again)

Some years ago I was shacked up with a girl in the states who loved me desperately, and was hurting because I just loved her a little.

But I had the sense to know what she wanted.
To be loved and appreciated AND to have her co-workers jealous of how attentive I was.

I dropped about 60 bucks on some top flight roses. In the bank where she worked, those that received flowers a all, received much smaller bouquets. This did the trick.

#98 Too Many Phone Numbers

I was exchanging cellular numbers with a chica (non-puta) in Los Pinos.

After I typed her name & number into my phone, I went to the address book function to dial her number and make sure that I had it right.

She noticed that I had to scroll down about 15 names to get to hers, and she didn’t like it.

I screwed up.

Maybe I should empty out my name list from time to time.

this happened to me a long time ago in asia. i've just learned to type in the number, and call it to ensure it's the right number, later on, i would retrieve the number from my call history, name it, and save it.

#99 Meaningful Gifts
A while back I gave an "Onza" coin to a puta for her birthday. She didn't really know what it was although another chica did and was jealous.
I told her to ask her mom.
A few weeks later she took me aside and thanked me in the serious mode (verbally).

(The Onza is a non-denominated coin containing one ounce of .999 pure silver, of the sort that is considered part of the family treasure that one traditionally buries in a hidden spot in the garden. Putas now use Mexican banks - which MAY be safer than gardens - and don't know about the coins. But their grandmothers do and are duly impressed. I think that the granny's state of awe transfers to the girls and then they see you differently.

#100 FACE & GIFT GIVING

I can't stress strongly enough the importance of face and appearances.

It is IMPORTANT how well you wrap a gift.

I have been in the habit of having my gifts professionally wrapped at a nearby shop, but recently encountered a plausible alternative.

At Grossmont (Shoppoing) Center in La Mesa (San Diego area) is a shop called Grossmont Nutrition.

They sell unique gift boxes at reasonable prices. I bought two upholstered boxes for less than 10 bucks. This is only a bit more than paying for wrapping.

The effect is fantastic.

A second opportunity is that this is "Administrative Assistant's (Secretary's) Week".

See's Candy stores are selling a 15 dollar box of candy (10 ounces) that looks like a purse.

Get 'em while you can.

#101 BE A REAL CAD !!

I've been getting increasingly erratic in my behavior the last year.

If I can snare a paradita into kissing my cheek, I turn my head at the last moment and field the kiss on my lips.

I fondle as many belly buttons as I can get my hands on. I play with their asses when I can get away with it.

I get called "Tramposo" quite frequently. I hug them, kiss their foreheads and misbehave in general.

It truly seems like the more I misbehave, the more they like me.

I think I am getting to be more "Mexican" in regard to women. As they tolerate it in their men, it sems normal in me.

I think I'll keep it up.

The "ONZA" silver coin of #99 now costs 197 pesos due to the rise in the price of silver.

#102 CHICA JEALOUSY - REVISITED

(Background)
Starting in 1997, I humped the same SG for 30 months, took a 2 year vacation (from her), then we were together for about six months.

In the second interval, we became very close, spending 8 hours together every Saturday.

We broke up January 1st, 2003. She soon left the profession.

She now manufactures and sells "working girl clothes" (Good business - uses very little raw materials) to SGs.
(End of background)

I encountered her and her 28 year-old daughter yesterday in la zona selling clothes (as usual).

She spotted my box of CDs and wanted to check them out (Each zip-lock bag was inscribed with the name of the intended recipient).

She read aloud - not naming the artists, but the names of the intended recipients.

It amused the hell out of me that it could possibly matter.

#103 SPANISH MOVIES

TAKE HER TO SEE MOVIES IN SPANISH !!

I took out an old (Bar El Fracaso) friend on her birthday.

We went to the movies, as we had many times before.

Standing in front of the entrance to cinepolis, I asked her to select a movie frome the marquee. She said "Whatever".

So I steered her over to the posters and said "Read 'em and pick one."

Then I noticed that she was very slowly mouthing the words.

We ended up in the Cinepolis VIP where I bought tickets for a later performance. We went to dinner and then came back to the theatre.

I waited in line while she went to restroom. As I waited I realized that it was a sub-titled movie.

Anybody who reads as slow as she does couldn't keep up.

I gave the tickets away and we returned to the "normal" Cinepolis and we saw a Spanish movie.

I would bet that many chicas are the same, and that this is why many chicas enjoy kids movies so much - they are usually in Spanish.

You are absolutely correct, even with non working chicas, many cannot read so well. So, take 'em to movies that are doblado.

You might have been able to get a refund or voucher for the movie you did not see. For more info on this web site on cinemas in Tijuana, see, under the side bar topic of "Topics": Tijuana/Movies.

Thanks, as usual, for your insights into Chica Psych. Even most of us who read quite well find subtitles to be a bit of a pin in the back side. I've always wondered why TV programs that were originally in English are usually dubbed in, but movies are subtitled. And, subtitles are usually not done well: i.e., white letters on white background; shown too fast; too small of print; dodgy translations.

#104 THE MAGIC WORDS ....
Last Saturday night, I was trying to get la candidata (candidate to be my next favorita) to do it sans comdom. She wouldn't budge.

I have put in some extra effort because of her personal qualities (tits, etc.)

I finally said "Te veo especial" (I see you as SPECIAL) and she spread her legs.

As they seem like simple words, can anyone fluent in Spanish comment on why it worked.

Later on, she came to my room and stayed 3 or 4 hours (some of it sleeping) and I couldn't get rid of her to make room for the all-nighter I planned with an old favorite.

Once again - the stats: I, a morbidly obese gringo in his early sixties - her, a stunning 20 year-old hooker - but just the same, it was as if I had charmed her.....

#105 SHE RELISHED THE THOUGHT - (The same chica as in #104 above)

We were in the room and I was trying to coax her into a BBBJ. She just put her lips around my cock and gone up & down a couple of times and.... KNOCK KNOCK.

It wasn't the hotel staff - I rent by the day and they are used to the flow of chicas in & out of my room. It was the my new novia.

"Who's that" asked my amiga giving me a BBBJ. I answered "It's my very jealous novia."

I told her to keep quiet, and that if it took an hour, I would pay her time.

I called reception and asked them to inform me when she left. They did and my friend sneaked out.

The strange thing is that she enjoyed the situation greatly, with a "cat the swallowed the canary" look on her face.

I would have expected her to be a bit angry, as I had told her every lie under the sun to get her to fuck me without a condom a few days before.

I guess that cheating is so Mexican an activity that she saw humor in the situation.

Go figure.

#106 SEDUCING A VIRGIN (AND MAKING SURE SHE'S CLEAN)

I had gotten the new girl to the point of "You can put it in but you gotta' pull it out before you come".

I just couldn't get her past that point.

But it was her day to go to the clinic so I invited her.

I accompanied to the exam waiting room and chatted with the doctors before she went in.

One of the doctors (female) was smiling really big at me when she said "Hi", probably a result of cheesecake poisoning

(I had brought a $39.00 cheesecake at THE INCREDIBLE CHESECAKE COMPANY and brought it to the clinic in the morning - and it just happened to be the doctor's birthday - so I claimed I had brought it because of her. This is the doctor who used to not speak to me, but now....)

Anyway, I paid her tab amd afterwards took her to the room for a $40 hour.

I explained to her that I get tests too, and showed her the results from two months ago.

We started going at it and she still said "NO".

What's a guy to do ? I explaimed about my vasectomy and it was "all systems GO"..... Almost.

Seems I didn't allow enough re-charge time since I humped la novia and I couldn't come.

Maybe next time.....

#107 JUST WHAN YOU START TO TRUST THEM...
x & COUNT YOUR MONEY

The other day I spent the night with ALBM, a ficher/puta I have known and loved for more than three years.

I know her sister (also a fichera), have met her brother, have spent the night at her house (in her bed), and we shared Christmas together at her place.

On two occasions she couldn't work and I helped her:

x 1. A "Health card" problem.
x I gave her $250 dollars a week.

x 2. A Pregnancy problem.
x Early in her pregnancy she was bleeding.
x Her doctor told her she couldn't
x fuck nor dance. I gave her $2,400
x pesos/week and spent the night 3 times/
x week, just hugging her.

Lately, my wallet has been coming up a little light so I counted my money upon retiring.

In the morning, I counted it again, but couldn't remember exactly how much.

The Friday before new years, We spent the night.
I counted my money in the bathroom AND made a written inventory of it.

In the morning, 3,200 pesos and 190 dollars were gone (about $500 dollars total). I had a LOT of trouble believing it was her.

She of course denied it and said "search me if you want." But as no one had entered the room I know who took it.

Because I knew her so long, I felt more disappointed than cheated. I just told her to get out.

What I don't understand is; to me it seems that she stood to gain more over time while I supported her during her pregnancy, than stealing an amount that anyone would miss.

Amazingly, she neglected to lift my ATM card (I had given her the PIN in case I died on her or something - I have now requested a new PIN.)

So why ?

But she won't have another opportunity with me.

Lesson learned; Also count AND make a written inventory of your money in the bathroom, then check it in the morning.

Thanks for sharing your story Pauncho. I would reconsider carrying around so much cash. You can always get more out of the atm.

#108 – More “Perfect Gift” Ideas

In a previous entry in this column, I have mentioned the 32 (Mexican) states (+1 for Distrito Federal) commemorative coins and the “Onza Troya” (One ounce of silver like the USA “American Eagle”), sometimes called the “Libertad”.

In a move showing more intelligence than the USA, instead of making commemorative states quarters that cost more than 25 cents to make (net drain to the treasury !), they minted 100 peso coins.

There are two etapas (series). All States coins have the standard “Eagle, Rattlesnake & Cactus” on the reverse side.
The obverse (front) of the states coin 1er etapa (first series) features the escudo (coat of arms) of each state. The 2da etapa (second series) features a culturally significant scene from each state.

The first series has been completely issued, and the second series is issuing in sequence.

A good source for the states coins is Bancomer located at 5th and, window # 11 (Spanish required).
Price; 100 pesos (the face value of the coin).

The “Onza” has one central “Eagle etc.” on the reverse, surrounded by many smaller eagles in various designs.
The obverse features “La Libertad” (Lady Liberty), a winged female figure.

When available, the Onza Troya (La Libertad) can be had at Banco Azteca located within Electra on Constitución between 1st & 2nd. Price (around $17.00 today) varies based on the market price of silver. I understand that they both buy and sell them around a narrow spread similar to the way “casas de cambio” buy/sell pesos/dollars.

Of course you could pay a small fortune to an independent coin dealer if you wished.

Either of these make a very good medium-priced gift for a chica – un tesoro (a treasure) suitable for burying in a secret place in the garden – a tradition dating back to the grand revolución.

I personally give these with great ceremony, noting that all of these girls are saving up for a lot to build a house, and some they can place this “treasure” there. Of course I accompany this with great wishes for financial success.

Showing cultural sensitivity is a way of CONNECTING with the girls, making you buena gente instead of just a client.

Note: for some girls, a new two-dollar bill is more appreciated, and cheaper.

I still carry a $2 bill I was given by a chica for "luck".

It certainly turned out to be lucky when, a couple of months after she gave it to me, I ran into the same chica. She was SO HAPPY that I still had it - and had it with me.

That night she rocked my world big time.

I still carry it in the hope I may run into her again.

#109 How to mail a gift to a chica in the south

You will need her address, and she probably doesn't know it correctly. It should be in the form;
. Name
. (Street Name) (Sometimes Block [Manzana]Number) (Lot or House Number)
. Colonia (Colony name)
. (City), (State) (Postal Code)

To send from a place in Mexico to another place in Mexico, you take the open package to the Aduana (customs) at the border with purchase receipts.

(Location if driving - far right lane. If walking, when you approach the guy where there is a minature traffic light, you point to the left (Indicating that you are skipping him and going to the immediate left. There is a little table on the island where you take the OPEN package.)

You specify that it is "para mandar" (for mailing). Have your ID ready because they are going to want to know your name and address.

They have you sign a form and you take it to the cashier (actually a bank branch office) about 50 feet away and pay the taxes. (You leave the goods with the agent.)

You return to the agent and and he takes a copy and gives you one.

You take the open package to the post office or DHL or whatever. They verify the paperwork and prepare a shipping label. (You will still need to have address information on the box).

You pay the postage and seal up the package (Yes, take you own tape and stuff !) and they will tell you it takes a week (but at times 3 weeks and more).

For some destinations, the post offices are very corrupt and will steal the package or ask for more customs taxes from the recipient (Notably Valle de Chalco).

Private delivery services are more expensive, reliable and much faster (3 days ???)

#110 CATCH THEM OFF GUARD

I spotted a "future prospect" SG walking from her post to a bar. Later, I saw her walking back.

"There is NO work in either place, eh?" I asked.
"No", she replied.

I took her to the room (our second time) for an hour for a big 400 pesos (less than 40 bucks).

After some preliminaries, I plunged right in and had a peak GFE experience. (most details withheld, but she initiated MANY kisses).

It seems to me that catching her slightly out of her element was a factor in my favor.

#111 "He would have to love me..."

Many years ago I took an "encounter group" class at the local community college.

At one point the professor(/pervert?) asked a young lady (in front of the class) "What would have to be for a guy to make love to you ? ".

Her answer; "I wouldn't have to love him, but HE WOULD HAVE TO LOVE ME."

For once in my life I listened. I bust my ass telling every Tijuana whore how much I love her.
I truly believe it gets me more GFE at times.

As an added thought, every time I receive a call on my cellular when I am with a woman (usually in Tijuana), I always tell the caller that I am with my Novia, or at least "Mi novia ? Solo en mis suenos - no me quiere." (My Girlfriend? I wish ! She doesn't love me.)

They seem to like that.

#112 - How to get them to go (outside of the zone) to dinner or the movies;

I have noted that when I tell a girl "I went out to the movies/dinner with (whoever), because you are all about making money and never have time for me, they come around later asking to go to the movies or dinner.

It is nice to ask on a weekday (very few customers) and to take a cab to minimize their time expenditure away from their jobs.

#113 Chica Psychology – Extra Film Chip

Hours after I took a million photos of my current putanovia’s birthday party with my digital camera, I took a couple photos of “la candidata” (the candidate to be my next putanovia). The next day in my room, my current putanovia wanted to review the photos. I was afraid she would manage to see photos of her potential replacement, so I handled the camera.

It was all very ackward.

I would have fared better by bringing a spare “SD” card (“film chip”) for my camera.




(Message edited by pauncho on September 10, 2007)

#114 - Chica Psychology – Strong Box

Not all that long ago, I caught a chica red-handed taking a $10 dollar bill from my wallet. She was such a stunning performer that I decided to repeat frequently.

But, as I am a sound sleeper, how do I keep her out of my wallet ?

The answer was simple – a strong box. Actually it is called a “Cash Drawer” (available at Staples for $20.00).

I bought the smallest size they have – about 6”x6”x2”. I put most of my Money in it and hide the key. Just a little Money remains in my wallet.

Sure, the chica could grab the whole thing if she could find it under my dirty underware, but at least she can’t stuff it into her bra and pretend innocence.

CHICA PSYCHOLOGY: “I’LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN” & “THAT MEAN LOOK”

About 35 years ago I took a “Human Non-Verbal Communication” course at Grossmont College to fulfill a Speech Department course requirement.

The course covered every aspect of human non-verbal communication except “body language”.
It was very interesting, filled with good young looking girls, and taught by a demented genius of an instructor.

His background included years of carnival work. Carnies are as good or better than hookers when it comes to sizing up a mark. He had also pursued higher education on the same subject.

But he said he could never reconcile his education with his experience. This guy could say “I Love You” with 10 or 12 different voice inflections - meanings ranging from passion, to devotion, to ridicule, to a question, to a joke, etc.

A couple of years after I took the course, he blew his brains out. But two memories of that course linger on:

Chica Psychology #115 - “I’LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN”

I remembered incorrectly one girl’s name (because she was totally uninteresting), she got mad and said “If you do that again, I’LL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN”. As I wouldn’t have fucked her with a dog’s dick, it didn’t matter much, but it is very instructive.

The late Dale Carnegie said in his book HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE said it in a summary at the end of chapter two of his book – the paragraph labeled IN A NUTSHELL – SIX WAYS TO MAKE PEOPE LIKE YOU (Way # 3); “REMEMBER THAT A MAN’S NAME IS TO HIM THE SWEETEST AND MOST IMPORTANT SOUNDIN ANY LANGUAGE.

I have a copy of the paperback that is so old that cost 35 cents. I have read it many times. But it is still foreign to my nature. But it is right on. Anyone who wishes to persuade MUST read this book until you could outline it from memory.

The sad thing is that my short-term memory has become so shitty that I can no longer remember names worth a shit.

Chica Psychology #116 – “THAT MEAN LOOK”

When I rode home on the trolley Friday 9-21 a tall fat chick looked at me very sternly (I thought disapprovingly) several times. Thinking that she was one of those “Officer, that man is looking at me” types (she looked like one), I avoided eye contact by dozing off.

When she got off the trolley, I was awake and she flashed me a big smile. It made me remember one statement made by the professor above – “ ‘Violent-Aggressive’ eye contact and ‘Sexual-Aggressive’ eye contact can often look identical. Sometimes you can tell which is which by the relative gender of the participants."

What an idiot ! I failed to note that this chick was coming on to me.

Chica Psychology 117 - She never has phone credit.

How many times have I spent money buying her a phone card and when I come back to town, it´s "I could not call you back because I have no credit in my cell phone¨.

The senor Pauncho solution; Get her phone number. When you arrive in Tijuana, go to Gigante supermarket and buy her 30-50 pesos of credit for her cell phone at the register. Then send her a text message saying "Acabo de mandarte tiempo aire de (whatever phone company)".

January 17, 2008

Chica Psychology # 118 -
DO STREET GIRLS TALK TO EACH OTHER ?

January 17, 2008

Last night I passed two SGs that I know well. One was a "Complete Services" favorite of a couple years back, and the other of six months past.

They button-holed me and started whining about how badly they wanted Cemitas (Puebla-style torta sandwiches). So I said "Hell's bells, lets all three of us go to the restaurant", and we did.

Conversation ensued, and it turns out that they are now roommates. I kinda' cringed, wondering about how much sharing they might do.

My previous experience, though, has been that chicas don't say much good about a favored client (for fear of another girl moving in on their territory), even to their close friends, unless they are leaving the trade for good. Then they spill - I got good references one time that way which paved the way for instant upgrades on the first session with a chica's roommate.

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Chica Psychology # 119

SOMETHING YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SAY:

A SG roommate of a SG friend asked me for a loan of 300 pesos ($30 Dollars). I told her I would rather give it to her than loan it to her, but then I said "Let's go to my room for a half-hour for the 300 pesos".

I had just taken another girl there and wasn't horny, but "What the hell!".

We played around a bit and I asked what her real name was, she replied "My name is ugly, just like me."

I answered that she was beautiful, or I wouldn't have asked her to my room.

Our half hour was up, so I told her something like "I would love to take a picture of your beautiful face, but I can't, because the camera could never capture you as beautiful as my eyes see you." I did add that I had my camera - just in case.

Of course I started with just her face, and graduated to cheesecake with her tits showing - she was a natural at posing. This went on for another 30 minutes more.

It seems that if you approach it right, some girls will let you take pictures……
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Chica Psychology # 120 - NO HAY TRABAJO !

I have noticed that the SGs are grousing a lot about the lack of work. The economy is slowing down.
Our local talk show radio station has one guy talking about a really big depression coming.

For those of us on fixed incomes not subject to the whims of the economy (pensions), this could be very good indeed. If nobody has money to go to Tijuana and whore around, prices should drop dramatically.

So I have started talking about the coming depression to the girls. It never hurts to spread the seeds of doubt.

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As a "added later" postscript, I note that the increase of documentation needed to cross the border. When it finally gets to "gotta' have a passport" I believe that many regular border crossers will get the necessary documentation, but "tourists" will simply skip Tijuana.

I imagine that most tourists spend their money at club on Revolución (and maybe Adelita's), but regulars tend more towards the Zona Norte. I predict an exodus of Revolución club chicas towards the Zona Norte.

Further, a lot of "not yet a hooker" types will lose jobs and be pushed over the line by economic circumstance to be hookers.

The addition of these two groups to the Zona Norte I view as a negative influence, however a third group, "Newly out of work shop girls and factory worker girls", I view as a big positive.

If you are looking for a Mexican girlfriend instead of a hooker, this might be the time, guys.

Re-Visiting Chica Psychology number 117;

You can also buy phone credit to another person's phone at OXXO (the mexican version of 7-11 stores). They are everywhere.

At both Gigante and OXXO, you need to know the service provider (Telcel, Moviestar, etc.) and the phone number of the cell phone you wish to credit.

Number 121 The Price of a Healthy Pussy:
May 14, 2008 - The prices of a health card in TJ:

-----------------1st Time: $ 1,234 pesos
monthly (except 4th month): $ 288 pesos
-----------Every 4th month: $ 576 pesos
------------------Lost Card: $ 247 pesos

http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/videoPage.aspx

Gentleman,

The above video will serve to some a reminder to get their girl a nice gift this christmas, and to others? It's merely a reminder as to why we're on boards like these lol

#122 How to decide which chica you want to ask to dance.

I was in Bar El Fracaso the other night. All the girls wer seated.

I put OJITOS CHIQUIQUITOS on by Don Omar.
One girls started dancing really sexy without leaving her chair.

She is the one I asked to dance.

Senor Pauncho,

I have always observed body language when in clubs. If a good song is playing one expects to see any girl worth her salt wiggling around hoping to dance, if not don't waste your time or hers! Good choice, you've obviously been around the block.

CFK