Mexican Intelligence Map

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By TJHombre on Wednesday, October 17, 2001 - 06:42 pm:  Edit

Mulelip donated the following map he received from an inside intelligence source for the Mexican government on the whereabouts of bin Laden.

Mexican Intelligence Map

By MrBill on Thursday, October 18, 2001 - 06:57 am:  Edit

I don't get it... MrBillO-

By book_guy on Thursday, October 18, 2001 - 07:03 am:  Edit

I think ya gotta know Spanish. "Stan" as in, "is here." AKISTAN = aqui estan = here's where he is. I think. I'll be the other countries are equally funny if you know Spanish. Which I don't.

By nogi_boy on Thursday, October 18, 2001 - 12:46 pm:  Edit

Akinostan = They're not here
Tampokostan = Not here either
Andakestan = Rumoured they're here
Talvezestan = Maybe they're here
Nosesiestan = I don't know if they're here
Paizekestan = country where they are

It's hillarious!!!

By Eunuch on Friday, October 19, 2001 - 09:09 am:  Edit

Mule lip sir, I'de love to share this Mexican humor with some friends, but without also sharing the rest of this site. Is it a scan? Is it available on another site?

By Strikeeagle on Friday, October 19, 2001 - 09:38 am:  Edit

Eunuch,

Right click on the image and select "view image". This should bring up ONLY the map, which you can then print.

I've already done it this way.


StrikeEagle

By Eunuch on Friday, October 19, 2001 - 07:05 pm:  Edit

Thanks amigo. (That move is impossible on say...a Sony Webtv terminal. But, nothing a trip down the road can't solve.)

By MuleLip on Saturday, October 20, 2001 - 07:16 am:  Edit

Sure Eunuch ... Email me and I'll kick it off to ya. MuleLip@MSN.COM

By Westfargo on Saturday, October 20, 2001 - 08:19 am:  Edit

Tj,
That's sort of funny! There's one think sure about Mexico, getting a map is almost impossible. The Rand Mc. Nalley in San Diego sells good UP-TO-DATE maps of Mexico. I'll bet any Monger the next time he or she goes to a Mexicans house in the US or Mexico and askes for a map they won't have one. Also, almost all my Ex and current girlfriends haven't seen a map of there own town all their lives. I wrote about that last year with Rosio and Ruth. Ruth had NEVER seen a map of the state of Guererro with her city on it. She was shocked about how close it was to Mexico city. Rosio had NEVER seen a REAL cartagraphers map of Mazatlan. Yes, she's seen turist maps. Her, father who is an Engineere too had NEVER need a complete map of Mazatlan too. I have lots of aviator maps that I down loaded from the internet with Latatude and Logitude etc... He confessed that he didn't know that such detailed maps existed. I promissed to show him a Sinaloa Satalite Geoligists topagraphical map. His eyes opened realy wide and with a low angry voice he asked, why would Westfargo and the US government want a detailed map of Sinaloa?

I slowly responded, "The US government is doing top secret experiments with the children of Mexico" He replied, Tell us Mexicans something we don't know!!!!

Westfargo...

By Chargers on Sunday, October 21, 2001 - 02:10 pm:  Edit

WF, you should really impress the girls by showing them your flashlight. I'll bet most of those girls have never seen one of those before either. Imagine their amazement when they see your "fire stick". You would probably be like a god to them.

By Westfargo on Monday, October 22, 2001 - 05:04 pm:  Edit

Chargers,
I know your being facicias. However, the truth is that almost every time I show my flash light, Mexicans come up to me and play with it and try to steal it, or offer to buy it. They really do find it amazing! But what's really amazing is how they react to car keys. They're so fasinated with how many keys us Americans have. Most of them don't have or have never had a key in their intire live's. Why? Their mother or someone is always home to open the door or the lock doesn't work. And of course they don't have car's...

Westfargo...


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