I like BIG BUTTS and I cannot lie!

With my small dick, best position is her on top to get good penetration.

If you can successfully pretend that those big cheeks are breasts, you're in for a real treat.

A Tongue in cheek kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

So, what's the estimate on the boob job size she needs to, 'balance' her figure?

Bonvvnt,

I'd suggest that she'd need about a weeks worth of Owens-Corning's full production capacity to strike that balance.


SE

There's a word for this ...

... wait, it's right on the TIP OF MY TONGUE ...

... I know it ...

... umm, but I can't think straight right now ...

STEATOPYGIA (adj. steatopygic, steatopygous).

Humans accumulate fat cells only at specific occasions in the life cycle. During infancy while nursing, through childhood for certain reasons, and in females, while pregnant or nursing. The number of fat cells on a human body is otherwise finite. If we happen to get larger, we are simply enlarging the size of a set of individual cells, not actually adding cells. But women who are genetically steatopygic add fat cells to their buttocks throughout their lifetime, whether or not they're nursing. This trait is more common among a certain West African tribe or other, but I've never seen it on a honkie. Maybe she's just got a big butt ...

BG