CEENOTES, You definitely crossed the line with me. I read your comments about the possibility of meeting my girlfriend at Meia Pataca and then fucking her. Fat Chance that will ever happen. Your demeaning and insulting comments about Brazilian women, as if they owed you some special respect, make you just about the most pathetic human being on ClubHombre. Count yourself lucky that you are young and can cum more than once per day. You have found the only place on earth where you can screw to your hearts content, insult people, bitch and complain, but don't believe for one second that this gives you some special license to insult anybody who does not live up to your standards of filthy behavior or morality. Your comments about me and my girlfriend are as low as you can go. You leave a trail like a slug crawling across a sidewalk in the morning. You keep right on insulting people at the rate you have been, and sooner or later, you will run into trouble. As the saying goes, "if you go looking for trouble, you will eventually find it." My advice to you is to just shut your mouth and mind your own business. I hope that this is abundantly clear.

Turk,

I wouldn't fuck your Old, Overweight, Ugly garota. I may let her give me a BBBJ after I drink half a bottle of Black label.
Your continuing to write more negative crap. It's pretty much going like this; You insult, I start to insult, you start to cry and I insult more.

Let me address it again, I dont abusive ladies in anyway, anywhere around the world. I always start out with respect to the girls in Rio, but maybe with the culture differences or money troubles there having that week, some of them start giving me the lip and trouble arises. I don't care if it's Rio, US, Asia but if a girl starts to give me trouble because they think they can muscle me, Fuck her.

CN

Aloha juan,

thanks for shouting my entire background. I think you forgot to mention my SS# also.


CN

Guys,
Any chance we can keep the discussion on this thread related to the topic of the thread (I vaguely recall that topic being L'uomo). Can't you move this debate to the "Quem é mais macho?" thread? I hate to see good bandwidth wasted on a pissing match.

Admin: Two posts from this thread containing personal information have been removed. Please refrain from posting personal information about other Hombres

Aloha Juan, I hope you are happy, with what you did that was some BITCH ASS SHIT you did, by telling Ceenotes personal info.

It doesn't matter how you feel about him, the way you went about it (WAS WRONG) it made me think you are a PUNK! and made you look to most man as a (RAT) to do some bitch ass shit like that, one day someone will do the same to you, maybe then you will know what it feel like to have your info place for the world to see and read.

Aloha Juan, if you want to give out private info why don't you give out your own???

I am sure IF ANY guys on this site see you coming they WILL RUN or they WANT tell your bitch ass anything about them EVER, thinking you will do the same to them like you did Ceenotes.

I been out of the states on some missions I can't go into now, or never will go into.

This is one of the reason I DON'T post anymore or why I DON'T deal with some of you guys anymore, I don't have time for the bullshit maybe some of you do, besides I have a life and keep busy making my $$$$.

This is why I go on solo TRIPS, by myself I WOULDN'T TRUST none of you with any of my info, this should be a lesson to you guys NEVER trust someone (monger or girl) with your private info, because this could happen to you.

I am still out of the states, from time to time I check out the broads, and I can tell nothing have change very much, I really enjoy watching the pictures but this CHILD attention of Aloha Juan really piss me off.

Ceenotes, sorry to see this happen to you man, guys IT DOESN'T matter if you HATE ME or disgree with me or not or dislike another guy BUT NEVER cross the line by telling his or ANYONE info on this site or any other site!!!!!.

There are guys on here I don't get alone with either, but out of respect I would (NEVER) give out their private info AND TRUST ME I KNOW A LOT ABOUT SOME OF YOU from the info the girls (wifey) have showed me and told me about some of you.

Its just like telling a girl that someone post her picture on this site, think about it would you want the world to know all of your info???

Thanks, ADMIN for removing that stuff on Ceenotes so fast.

Take care guys the really cool guys you know who you are keep doing the right thing.

KidCisco

Hey Kid........What's up, man?? I miss talkin' to ya. Everything cool? Drop me an e-mail when you get a chance. Peace out......!!

(Message edited by sbronx77 on May 29, 2003)

Hey Kid........What's up, man?? I miss talkin' to ya. Everything cool? Drop me an e-mail when you get a chance. Peace out......!!

Thanks Kidcisco,

I love to talk shit but some like to cross the line to get even.

What do you expect coming from to Aloha Juan and his boyfriend.

This was them in Kilts
"C'mon man, be nice give and them some more Real's, look at my ugly garota I got for R$500"
HOMO'S

CN

Admin: Post moved from South America: Brazil: Rio de Janeiro: Termas: Termas L'Uomo: Termas L'Uomo Discussion

You see Aloha juan or your boyfriend(since two guys share the same handle and bed), your message was kicked off this board. Stop using your surfer brain and stick to the 3 guidelines.

CN

KidCisco,

Email me at ikaika2034@yahoo.com. Lets make arrangements to hook up. I'll give you my number via email then we can chat.

Ceenotes,

If your feet arent to wet from walking thru rice paddies come swim your ass over to Hawaii so I can officially make you my bitch. It will be just like the good ol times in San Paulo when you were running around desparately looking for the finest garota in San Paulo and coming up with the big DONUT, THE BIG ZERO. Your lucky we accepted your pleas to give it to you up the ass. The highlight of the session was when you shouted "barbeque or sweet and sour, sir!!!!"

Be a man come to Hawaii little chink. You and I both know I'll whoop that little ass. Typical no cal motha fucka, talk all that shit but cant back it up. Hilarious.

Kidcrisco,

You want some cheese with that whine?

Lonely bitch.

Please refrain from using racial Slurs

Thanks
Milkman

Local "Bitch" aloha Juan, let me tell you something you little local "boy", don't make a BIG mistake and take me for one of your bitch ass local Hawaii brudder. I don't play that bullshit!!

Oh? so you are one of those dumb ass local "bitch ass punks" from Hawaii, that's funny I am selling 2 of my places on Oahu, Hawaii check with Coldwell Banker Pacific prop. one is in Hawaii Kai in the west marina area, and the other is on the North Shore in the sunset area its a beach house we are meeting with two Hawaii airline pilots in a few weeks.

Ask COACH JUNE JONES, of the rainbows football team about me at UH I have known him for a long time going back to his quarterback days in Atlanta, I had a pro bowl party over my beach house on the North Shore early this year, trust me little man you are out of your class, he will tell you everything you need to know about me and WHY you should keep your fucking mouth shut!!

I didn't like that comment you made about Ceenote about him walking in rice etc. that just make you even more look like a fool and a low class racist now, WITH ALL THOSE FINE ASS GIRLS OVER IN HAWAII YOU HAD TO FLY YOUR DUMB PUNK/BROKE LOSER ASS ALL THE WAY TO BRAZIL TO PAY SOMEONE TO FUCK YOUR PUNK ASS, DAMN YOU HAD TO FLY FROM HAWAII TO GET SOME PUSSY??? ha,ha,ha, what a loser, Whenever I am back to Hawaii staying in one of my places I HAVE TO KICK OUT GOODLOOKING LOCAL GIRLS out after fucking the shit out of them all night, and this fucker Aloha Juan lives there and can't get any pussy ha,ha,

But, I can see WHY you had to go to Brazil to get pussy you are one of those LOW CLASS LOSER leeward coast or Makakilo or Waipahu local types living ***(20 TO A ROOM)*** the ones I pass by on my way to the North Shore I see you losers waiting on a bus to take your weak dumb ass to work so you can go and pick (PINEAPPLES) all day SO YOU CAN HAVE SOME $$$$ SO YOU CAN GO AND BUY YOUR BEER, I know your type very well you loser, your type is always VERY JEALOUS of us main land guys LIKE MYSELF that came over there to Hawaii and made $$$ off you dumb ass local fools, and take your girlfriends away from you clowns, I AM A RICH ASS MOTHERFUCKER that can buy and sell locals like you a dime a doz. and fuck and take all and ANY of your whores I want.

Don't make a major mistake and think I am one of those fat beer drinking dumb ass local boys like yourself. I was station at Pearl Harbor Naval Station, and made $$$ off you dumb ass locals in the 80's, now I stand to make MORE millions off the sell of just one of my houses over there.

Now, I will tell you something about myself PUNK I stand over 6'4 1/2 at 235lbs. I used to KICK dumb ass Hawaii local boys asses just for fun down on hotel st. better known as (shit street) along with those transvestite you local Hawaii boys love to fuck in the ass because you guys are to BROKE AND POOR AND DUMB to get any of those fine ass Hawaii girls that just love this ex- Navy SEALS BIG DICK!!

I can't help that you locals are to dumb and lazy to put down your BEER and STOP EATING ALL THAT PORK and SWINE that you suckers love to go hunting all the time, all that PORK just made you clowns FAT and lazy and foolish in the brain UNTIL you look like short little PIGS.

I and others have TOOK just about all of your land from you losers.

You, really need to check out some of my old post from the pass, or ask coach JUNE JONES about me, and then you will see you don't want to fuck with me trust me on that fool!!

I am out of the USA right now on a mission with some members of my old unit, and checking out some more houses and condos I want to buy, I want to make my point here Aloha Juan, the bottom line is this.

Now, since I know you are a dumb (STUPID) ass SLOW OF MIND local Hawaii boy, now I realize I need to talk in a language that can understand me here is some of your local Hawaii SLANG talk: WHAT YOU DID WAS FUCK UP BRUDDER not just a small kine, you don't talk stories, about anyone or you like lickens? so you want to give me sink eye, I DON'T have chicken skin or you want BEEF with me punk??

Take care guys I got to go and make some more $$$ now, I DON'T have time to bullshit around like you Aloha Juan, by the way if you don't have at least 3 milion to put down DON'T waste my time or my agent time !!! on my place in Hawaii Kai or my North shore place.

KidCisco

Just when you thought it couldn't get it worse. I stayed out of this thread for a month as I didn't want to get embroiled in a slanging match. However, KC's post is the most obnoxious I've read on CH despite some stiff competition.

First off, whilst Aloha_Juan was generally fair in recounting the events in Kilt I agree 100% he should not have revealed CN's real name/background, or resorted to racial slurs in subsequent posts.

KC, whilst you rightly castigate AJ for his racist epithet, most of your last post is made up of racial slurs against Hawaiians and is as bad, if not worse.

How many times on CH are you going to mention that you stand over 6'4 1/2? So do I (6'4 33/64 ) (I trust it's the only thing we have in common) but I think other CHers are more interested in garotas' measurements. And yet more references to your big dick (okay two things in common) but again we're not interested. I presume the mission with your old unit is to somehow preserve this marvellous organ for posterity. Anything else would surely be a disservice to the female half of the planet. Or is the mission to dash SMERSH's plans once more?

You berate AJ for going to Brasil for pussy like most CHers. I assume we won't be seeing you in Rio then as you and your "ex-Navy Seals big dick" are getting so much "fine ass pussy" in the US.

Which brings me to this whole "ex-NAVY SEALS" mantra. I once worked for a guy who was an ex-RSM in the SAS. He was easily the most impressive man I've met outside of my family. I found out about his past through bits and pieces I heard from his friends but he never once mentioned his SAS service to me. This guy had a presence that commanded respect and so he didn't need to prove anything to anyone. Certainly he didn't need to trashtalk and beat up other people to do so. Just an observation of mine that it's like being very rich i.e. when you really are, you're comfortable with the fact and don't need to mention it every 5 seconds. Maybe you get different training in the US forces?

Finally, you call AJ and Hawaiians dumb and stupid. Having read the grammar in your posts glasshouses and stones spring to mind. Unless of course you were being ironic. No, I didn't think so either.

KC,

I checked my yahoo email account and you didnt reply. I gave you an opportunity to get in touch with me so I can give you a call and you didnt accept my offer. Says alot about you.

About your local boy comments. You have no idea who I am either but yet your stereotyping me to a class of people that most likely put you in your place while you resided in Hawaii. What I would like to know is, how long have you been the BITCH of the head coach of the University of Hawaii football team?, June's always got some big white dude suckin up to him. That must be you but the dude that sucks up to him certainly is not some stud former navy seal but more like a super size version of Al Bundy, in addition, your elementary schoolike attempts at trying to impress me with your investment properties in Hawaii Kai and North Shore are typical of guys that do all their talking with the assholes instead of their pocketbooks.

Ardgneas

Very fair opinion about my posts it certainly was not politically correct to post personal information nor make racial slurs but if you had met CN like I have I think the point I was trying to get across to the little guy was just go out and have a good time. Why do you need to make criticisms about other members experiences when you have never met that member. Garotas were laughing at him because what he pictured himself as was entirely the opposite of what the garotas image of him was. To see him treat some of the most sweetest women in the world like trash, regardless of how they made money, was way too fucked up. I, personally, would like to see him change his fricken attitude. Comments like "I'm not paying no more than $100 reals to fuck a whore" was way out of line. Dude should have been just happy to get a chick cuz I know he aint gettin no action where he lives.

Aloha juan,

"To see him treat some of the most sweetest women in the world like trash"
Shut up you FAG and eat that HIV infested pussy, favela bitch you had that night at Kilts.


Oh! What are you? Aren't you half Chinese? or you forgot because the white man was banging the shit out of your Chinese Mom in the ass. White-wash pineapple eating bitch. You better stay your ass in the island since your wanna be cracker ass will not last in any asian community. Shut you fat ass up, If I did swim to that Island of yours, it will be to stick my dick down your wife's throat.

So what how I treat the girls in Brazil, you should have took notes that night and see how I pull a garota better than yours for $R100.
What the wife at home is not giving you any love or never had any big cock so she is cheating on you, that's why your going to Brazil, paying for the affection.
or daddy used to yell at mommy as a boy and you hate seeing womanizers.
Well, tough luck, that's just how Dog's run.

Didn't you tell me when you first flew into SP you had the cab driver took you to a crack house while they were actually free basing, and you then fucked one of the girls in the rooms. T/F? Oh! but the girl was drug free right, she just stayed there because it was cheap and brought a great cliental.

Since it's the low season now, I just dropped my rate from a 100 to 80.

"Typical no cal motha fucka, talk all that shit but cant back it up
"
What line is this? one of your local wanna be, local motion gang slangs?

Your fat ass, Lou-ol bbq eating, ain't kicking no one's ass. Go get that double chin reduced or removed and you may be a little quicker you 5ft bitch.

And C'mon...... let's go to a non-pro scene; I'll pull ladies on you any day e.g....Vegas, NYC, Miami, New Oreleans, LA...... Oh! and Brazil.

It's too bad I forgot how Aloha juan name or what he does and etc....that's how unimportant he is too me.
So go ahead and talk all the bad shit about me, but your still hating me because I can do, what I do and the girls loves me. About the girls at Kilt, since your were paying $R500 of course there going to take your side. I could have paid $R510 and took her from you.
So what if the girls in Kilts hate me, You think I wanna make friends with a junkie girl who says she's packing a gun. You think they want to be friends with your fat ass, All they see is $$$ in you, so keep it rolling to them, so I can fuck them the next day for $R50 since you just paid there weekly quota. I cant believe you think they like you because your a nice guy. Anyways everyone know the quality of ladies in Kilt arent up to par.

That's Right, I get grade A pussy for $R100-$R150 and anyone on this CH site will say "more power to you" if you can have it like that. Your just the FAG who opposes it and gives them $R500.

You cant even argue with KC on mongering, your just a flea on a dog compared to the places he traveled. So your wasting your time with this wanna be high school quarterback attitude that you always dreamed. Your still in a fucked up marriage, wife throws your roses away and that why you go to Brazil and pay for the affection. If you hate how I treat ladies in Brazil I know your not going to have any Brazilian guy friends.

So next time buy the girls a bottle of champagne, tell them how much your in love with them and I'll either laugh at you or take her from you.


I seriously apologize, if I offended others on this site with my comments. The comments made last by aloha juan left me no choice, but to challenge. I think the words are getting a bit rough between aloha juan and myself and may continue. Please don't take sides on either party before it will get more worsen.

CN

"Comments like "I'm not paying no more than $100 reals to fuck a whore" was way out of line."

Who the fuck are you to criticize how much I pay for the garota. Since you paid Sucker $$$$ for your garota, I suppose to be on the same boat. Go eat shit....

"Why do you need to make criticisms about other members experiences when you have never met that member"
"
What's the difference, I'll make the remarks if I know you or not. I pay the same fees on this board as you and everyone else do. If I see something that I want to comment on, I'll post it. that's why it's called IMHO. Some guys are sensitive and I cant pre determine before I post.
If someone commented on my garota or photos on this post. I would just say "Oh well" that's what floats my boat instead of arguing it.
I remembered what aloha juan does now. He's a damm accounting clerk or payroll clerk, so all he does is stay in his cubic and crunch numbers and never left the office for lunch or even better the island.
All I know at Kilt's that night, was I had about 6-7 rum and cokes and your garota was still ugly and troubles towards me seemed to be around both of you fags. I guess they saw the first two suckers and thought I was the third. You remembered what I said, "every girl in this place doesn't do it for me" It's not my fault if an ugly girl sits right next to me and asked for a drink. I told her I'm not interested because she was not up to my standards and the trouble started.

As I walked off alone, I had a better time. Later on the girl that claimed to shoot me in Kilt's came up to me with her friend and apologized and said she said the threats, out of anger and embarrassment. So I did the right thing and accepted her apology and called her a dirty Puta and that was that.

As far as the $R100 goes
as long as Brazil is in this fucked up turmoil, my price will still be $R100-$R150 on pussy.Do you think I'll be going to Brazil if the exchange were 1 to 1. No way, that's the purpose of flying down. You'll go reguardless of the price.
I dont know what is your problem? Do you hate seeing me not paying over $R100? or me telling a girl she is butt ugly and good luck on making a buck.
You dont have to be well dressed or a romeo to get a girl on the programma, just come with enough dough to put some food on her table and $R100 is plenty.
That was your first trip to Brazil, everyone has the same M/O as you as a first timer.

I dont see a problem with my verbal remarks to the girls. I dont verbally threat them or physically abusive them (that's really fucked up on anyone) but what's wrong with talking a little shit. Out of all my trips to Brazil and anywhere else some ladies like it and some are having a bad day and don't. Some sucker is always out there like yourself to come in and save the day.

CN

"Shut you fat ass up, If I did swim to that Island of yours, it will be to stick my dick down your wife's throat"

My wife likes a double team, she's ripe and ready for you, got her chopsticks errrr tweezers out waiting for your arrival off the gook foo chang minnow. And to visualize you sticking your cock down my wife's throat would be similar to watching Pamela Anderson sucking down some tic tacs.

"So what how I treat the girls in Brazil, you should have took notes that night and see how I pull a garota better than yours for $R100."

Is that why it took you til 6:00am to hook up at love story then the next day go home empty handed at kilt? You were calling garotas over to talk to you, not once did a garota sit voluntarily next to your side. I witnessed you in action for 2 hours and you came out with nothing? How you gonna act, playa?

"Your fat ass, Lou-ol bbq eating, ain't kicking no one's ass. Go get that double chin reduced or removed and you may be a little quicker you 5ft bitch."

I was much quicker than you, picked up a fine garota within minutes of entering Kilt without the need to calling her over and acting like an ass as compared to you going home solo for the night. Just think you flew all the way from San Francisco to Brazil and still were denied by chicks. You must have felt right at home with the exception of that one asian/brazilian chick that said to you in chinese "Yu Stin Ki Pu"

"And C'mon...... let's go to a non-pro scene; I'll pull ladies on you any day e.g....Vegas, NYC, Miami, New Oreleans, LA...... Oh! and Brazil".

Your chicks are fictitious, a figment of your imagination. I didnt see you land one chick at kilt. They were too busy laughing at you. How you figure Brazil, I witnessed you first hand you were scaring garotas away - you homosexual, dont you like chicks? Being from San Francisco and all - makes you go hmmmmmmmmmmm.

About the girls at Kilt, since your were paying $R500 of course there going to take your side. I could have paid $R510 and took her from you.

How you going pay $510? Your too chang to pay $100 reals for a supermodel? Shit you even told me a taxi drive cost you $10 USD and you cried about it? Dude, what the fuck you smoking in San Fran?

That's Right, I get grade A pussy for $R100-$R150 and anyone on this CH site will say "more power to you" if you can have it like that.

Well, sight unseen. Ive seen you in action and was unimpressed. Youve only posted 2 pics on here and the 2 garotas you posted are the most popular on this site. Be original. Like I said your Grade A pussy is a complete figment of your imagination. Nobody can validate your stories.

Your too caught up in your own arrogance to get your head out of my ass and see the light of day. You know dude, you got a pretty good job, live in a nice major city but you act like a frickin 18 yr old that has finally found his pecker. Well, maybe, finding the pecker thing is true - or actually, the whole thing is true, you do act like an 18 yr old that has found his pecker? Wait, my wife is missing her tweezers. No wonder you found your pecker. I was expecting your reply to be more in line with, hey, maybe this guy has a good point. 1) I do treat garotas like shit cuz I have this overexaggerated impression that im better than they are - take for example your takes on many members on this board whom you degraded cuz they didnt live up to your unrealizable standard 2) There's more than one member on this board that I have problems with 3)it takes me all night to land a garota - ive never witness any garota accepting your offer for $100 reals and I was hanging around you most the night at kilt. You kept walking by me saying - One more lap. Shit, how many laps did you take that night? You stayed til 4 - 5 in the morning and still came up empty handed.

"every girl in this place doesn't do it for me" It's not my fault if an ugly girl sits right next to me and asked for a drink. I told her I'm not interested because she was not up to my standards and the trouble started.

Did you miss my point? Dude, is your thought process filled up with that much myopia? Lets see, travel to Brazil and have a good time should have been the mission. There were more than 100 garotas in that place and your telling me not one lived up to your standard. Shit, ive travelled to SF many times and that frickin city lacks quality chicks in a big way so you would think a male coming out of San Fran would nail the first garota off the plane.

That was your first trip to Brazil, everyone has the same M/O as you as a first timer.

Well, my m/o was to have a great time, obviously your m/o regardless if its your first, second, third or numerous times thereafter is fly to rio, tour as many places as you can only to go back to my apartment empty handed - GO FIGURE or haggle over $15USD cuz you think your getting a bargain.

"Some sucker is always out there like yourself to come in and save the day."

Were you adopted as a child and brought to San Francisco only to be sexually abused as a child and/or maybe an adult and even til this day? Dont be afraid, like I said were here to help you little buddy. I realized you got issues within 15 minutes of talking to you? Didnt anyone ever try to teach you to be a gentlemen? Sure its cool to talk a little shit but dont you consider it hilarious how the guys that like to talk shit will never do so in front of your face and they normally do so on the computer? I'll give that opportunity to you. Either I meet you in San Francisco or you come to Hawaii and give me a chance to kick your ass. Give me a chance homey, let me make you my bitch. Its only a 4 hour flight.

(Message edited by aloha_juan2 on May 31, 2003)

CN,

Cmon CN be a man and give me the opportunity to whoop that ass, otherwise, have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

AJ,

Your putting all together worthless words, acting like a fag again. This is how I am and you cant say shit about it. your acting like a teenager
"I want to kick your ass CN" Your the type who hates guys like me in high school because all the girls were around me and now your doing your push up's and you want to let it out for the sake of your teenage past.

I know my work as a summit on the island every year and I'll try to participate, if not I'll be going to Rio end of this year and if your there I'll tell you in your face how I treat these whores for $R100 and if you want to run up, then run up. I loss fights in my past, but I never backed out of one. So dont think my little ass can't box.



I dont know why you take kilt's that important. If you like scale 3 whores, more power to you. You saw me making laps around that place because I didn't see one above a 4 not like yourself, jumping on the first fake tit whore. You didn't remember that blonde who kept coming after I told her I wasn't interested in blondes, then I hear you guys telling me to relax. If "fun" is sitting next to a garota ( who is on the pay clock) hearing your bullshit about how pimp daddy you are, then be it. To me, fun is when a lady enjoys your company for you and not your money. Try telling the girl at kilts your not going to pay her anything but just sit next to me and the fellas.

I'll reiterate my words, is this what you want to hear....
IN KILTS, ALOHA JUAN WAS THE BIG DADDY IN THE CLUB, HE WALKED IN AND GIRLS WERE CLIMBING OVER BOOTHS, TO SIT NEXT TO HIM AND THEY FORGOT ABOUT ME AND THE OTHER GUESTS. ALL THE GAROTA'S WERE BEGGING HIM TO FUCK AND HOPING HE WAS AVAILABLE IN THE STATES, BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO MARRY HIM. ALL THE GIRLS SAID HE WAS SO MUCH FUN AND KNOWS HOW TO TURN A BORING PLACE AROUND. THEY WERE SAYING WHY CANT ALL CLIENTS BE LIKE ALOHA, DAMM YOU ALOHA, YOU ALWAYS TAKE OUR GIRLS AWAY. HOW CAN WE BE LIKE YOU IN THE ONE AND ONLY, LEGENDARY KILT'S.
At first they wouldn't let me in Kilt's until I metioned I was with the party of Aloha Juan.

Your right, Maybe, I will act like an 18yo for a while. It's fun, I enjoy it, never stress and I dont care what anybody thinks about it. That's what we do in Cali
"Be Ourselves"


"My wife likes a double team, she's ripe and ready for you, got her chopsticks errrr tweezers out waiting"

Like your Asian cock is bigger C'mon



"travel to Brazil and have a good time should have been the mission. There were more than 100 garotas in that place and your telling me not one lived up to your standard.

First you said 40 now it's a 100, Yes I finally pulled one about 45 min after you guys left, she wanted $R200 when I first saw her and I held my ground. She came back for my $R100 offer. Yes, to tell you the truth I didn't like any of them but with eight drinks in my system I had to do it. You may not know, but Love story opens around 4am and it picks up around 5am. So pulling one out around that time is not bad, they close around 9am. It's too bad your old ass can't stay up that late.

Look on my first trip to Brazil it was the same experience, you had. I been there 4 times in about one year and I know what the garota on the programm are all about. Why do you want to pretend, your having fun. 99.9% the girls on the programma is thinking how to get more money from you and etc.. If you want to have fun, do it the right way and go to a non-pro scene, meet new ladies and go from there. I meet you at any non-pro club in SP or any where else and my attitude is totally the opposite, no way I'm going say anything negative to them, or even raise my voice to any of those garota's. I am at my gentelmen level to the fullest.
As far as Kilt's, love story and Help, play the roll that there garota's are missing and that's a "pimp".

Why do I pay $R100?
When I landed in SP, from the cab driver to the hilton hostess told me that the market value for a gorota in sp is $R100-$R150 and dont pay a dime more. The girls are very lucky to be making that kind of money in one night. So before I left the hilton, some staff members told me to stick with the price and dont get tricked like the gringo's.

there nothing wrong, by paying 300-500 reals. I wont say anything, but you shouldn't either when I pay $R100.

"Shit, ive travelled to SF many times and that frickin city lacks quality chicks in a big way so you would think a male coming out of San Fran would nail the first garota off the plane".

Coming 4 times in about a year, it's just another day. I was hungary like yourself the second time I went. Now it's going to be the 5th and I'm going to be more selective while smoking my Cubano. You and I know Brazil programma is like going fishing in a barrel. So going head to head about Kilt's and how many girls were on you and none on me doesn't stand ground. An old guy in his 60's can take all the garota's away from everyone, because it's all about $$$.
So your saying if I threw US benny's down girls pockets in Kilt's, they still would have called me a jerk?

About you coming to Frisco and it lacked. Well, there isn't too much programma in the city and there is quality ladies here of all backgrounds but if you couldn't pull?
Don't blame Frisco, blame yourself.


CN

By Ceenotes on Sunday, December 08, 2002 - 08:34 pm: Edit

Ardgneas,


"Yep, lived in Rio for the last three high seasons spending 15 months there over the last 3 years."

That is so SAD, that you are practically a local there spending so much time and going back so much that you have to still PAY FOR PUSSY!
I only been there twice this year but the first time I went, in a one week time frame I met three ladies that were beautiful and a body to die for. I paid about close to $100USD for each of them and enjoyed a wonderful time with them.

"They are there in the R50-100 range if you're patient."

Patient's, I know why your patient beceause your hanging around to 4am in HELP, paying $100R for the shit I just kicked on the streets or someone elses left overs. So enjoy all that DATY!

CN

By Ceenotes on Thursday, December 05, 2002 - 06:49 pm: Edit

Do you know what high season is? carnival, New Years. Everything goes up from lodging, dining, shopping and pussy.
As far as $50R pussy at help. I dont know what kind of sub-standard, over 40',just off the bus from the favelas pussy you get but 8 1/2 and better will cost you. Do you know how many girls around the entire Brazil come down to Rio during these times. I was there for new years 02 and I spoke to over 30 girls who were from sao paulo and they charge heavy. You wouldnt last one night in sao paulo, I have freinds clipping $7-800R for a girl in cafe foto in sao paulo ( 9-10 ratings) otherwise you will be going to your hotel alone. Now back to Rio during high season. Girls who take a break from college all around Brazil will be in Rio. So I guess, I am a sucker for dropping around $100US (high season) on good pussy. In August when I was there, the quality was not as great as high season can you belive 10 days of help and thermas I would say I only saw a handful that was 8 and above. I Cant wait for this new year.You see I dont fly down 16 hours for sub standard pussy that you may take upon.I can get sub stantard driving 15 minutes away from my house. I think most guys on this board will take a 9 rated girl for one night, over two 4 rated favela whores for $100US. Yes there was times were I was so drunk off those cuba libre's I took a 5-6 rated girl for a night for 150R and boy did I regret the next morning, is this worth saving and extra 150R ?
So I guess I have to hold her jacket and purse when we leave HELP, so sparks can fly?

CN,

Your full of shit.

1. Your not paying $100 reals for garotas more like $100USD for a garota or $300 reals.
2. What kind of garotas are you picking up after 4:00am at love story, kilt, help? You yourself indicate that there is nothing but leftovers at those times but yet your somehow managing to pull fine garotas for $100 reals - go figure.
3. There were several messages from you saying that non programma brazileras were giving you attitude. Your not getting nothin but the cold shoulder in your home town.

Dude, come correct, be real. Stop smoking that shit in Frisco. Like I said, I had your phony little ass pegged within 15 min of meeting you.

Hey, doesn't it seem like just yesterday I was shouting at you to "relax and have a good time, stop abusing the brazileras" in kilt? And have you completely morphed into Hop Sing from the Ponderosa yet? You were well on your way the last time I saw you following Adam and Hoss around Sao Paulo with your frying pan and chopsticks in hand. Hope all is well at Ponderosa.

Aloha,

Like I said, I was young and dumb like your self spending gringo rates on Pussy back in 02. There are circumstances, especially in the high season, If she's that good looking I'll pay. Kilt's that night was dead, with a bunch of low end whores and you paid that much. Dont get me wrong, I'll pay for quality. You and I, just have different level of taste. I dont care how much you pay, not any of my business, but I dont understand why you have deep concern about my $R100 garotas.

High season in Help still has talent at 3-4am. Yes if it was a 10 like I quoted before I have no problems spending $R300 but the shit that you at kilts was a meia pataca solicitor. Hey, if it's leftovers, How would it be different from leftovers at 1am. You just never know in Rio. As far as girls in the mid range Yes, stick to $R100. Who said that I scored big with the non-pro scene in Brazil? If you dont have the language down it's tough. I know for a fact that your surfer brains are not getting shit but Help and the termas.

"Like I said, I had your phony little ass pegged within 15 min of meeting you."

Sorry, you didn't like me within the first 15 min, maybe because I didn't have a local motion t-shirt on or surfing didn't come up in our conversation. I'm glad that your were a city slicker and caught the "phony scam" I was trying to produce with you. Maybe I was trying to sell you timeshare.
In life, some guys I get along with and some I dont, that's just how the world revolves.


I'm tired of these worthless discussions. I was like this when I was 16 and will continue until I'm 36 and I'm happy.
When we go to Rio, I'll try to bring the entire crew on this trip and you can see how all seven of us, act entirely the same at Help, Kilt's etc.....
This is just how the way we party with programma girls.
You must hate Andrew Clay (dice man) is it fair that he talk so much shit in his movies to the girls. The girls dont mind there getting paid right? Relax it's only words.
So stop getting pussy whip, on the hookers who get fucked in the ass nine times a day.

What's your Chinese last name, because I just saw on the news, that a cargo container with full of immigrants just landed on our port? It may be your relative and I can offer assistance.

CN

Please no more Asian racist comments

That is not acceptable on this site. I take those comments personally.

Please keep those comments to yourself

thanks
Mike

Hmmmm.. very interesting discussion going on here...

Wow, this discussion is great. A little too racy though. I have never seen two Asians call each other racial slurs....that's a first...at least in the U.S.

As far as mongers go. They usually fall into two categories:Young Asians and old white guys. I always follow the Asian guys wherever I travel as they usually have higher standards when it comes to women.

I know your feeling testy Ceenotes but dont feed us some bullshit that you had girls surrounding you in high school and that you can box. I you are even close to how people have described you, I seriously doubt it. I also know that I do not mind seeing you stick up for yourself when people diss your race.
KidCisco...your comments about Hawaiians were ridiculous. I love Hawaiians...they rank super high on my list of people and culture.

Hawaii and Hawaiians are cool
It's one of the most stress-free places. Nice people too=D

CN?

Your beyond intelligent comprehension.

If Brazil has so many unattractive women in your eyes, and everywhere you go there never seems to be enough pretty ladies for you to handle. Why on earth have you visited the country so many times within the last year?

"Like I said, I was young and dumb like your self spending gringo rates on Pussy back in 02"

And your looks and charm have progressed to a point in the last year where garotas are throwing pussy to you for free? I know for a damn fact its not that Billy Dee Williams charm you possess. Damn, you make me laugh. Do you read and understand your posts before heating the send button? Little hint, when you see the button that says "preview/post message" take a few moments to read and understand your posts before hitting the mouse and then enter.

"but I dont understand why you have deep concern about my $R100 garotas"

Bitch, did you even read anyone of my posts? I dont give shit how much you pay I just point out the obvious which is your not paying $100 reals for garotas in Brazil. All your stories are sight unseen and cannot be validated by anybody on this site nor amongst your buddies. My frickin problem with you is 1) refrain from degrading or saying things demeaning to garotas. These chicas are the friendliest women on this fricken planet and there is no need to degrade or berate them. Dude, without Brazil you wouldnt even get laid. You know it and I know it 2) resist downgrading other members experiences that dont live up to your fantasy encounter with a gorgeous Brazilera. What's the matter with sharing in the excitement and enthusiasm that other members experience? Why do you have to say shit to members that posts their experiences and their experiences dont live up to your fantasy. Every frickin member on here that visits Brazil enjoys it and shares their experiences with others. Why not applaude those guys that post and report to clubhombre about the positive stories depicting their mongering time in Brazil.

"So stop getting pussy whip, on the hookers who get fucked in the ass nine times a day"

Did I ever write I was whipped by any one particular garota? NO - I see your problem you cant frickin read and understand the english language. I told you, while in Brazil HAVE a GOOD TIME. What that means is HAVE FUN. I am perplexed at your ability to understand things. You equate having fun to being pussy whipped. This is where I scratch my head and think, what special ed english class did this guy enroll in? You should call the school you attended and ask for a frickin refund as you didnt get a frickin thing out of english literature.

I didnt wake up and all of a sudden discover mongering Ive been mongering since I was 17.

"I'm tired of these worthless discussions."

That's right bitch. You really enjoy talking shit but when BIG DADDY comes along and whips out his dick, shakes in your mouth from side to side busts the muchais grande load in your mouth all you can say is "I'm tired of these worthless discussions." Dude, would have been alot easier just to say UNCLE. In your next post refer to me as BIG DADDY cuz Ive been giving to you the last couple of days like youve never experienced.

(Message edited by aloha_juan2 on June 02, 2003)