13. You can prove you have a Beer.

12. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

11. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

10. Beer never started a major war.

9. No one has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over his brand of beer.

8. Beer doesn't get mad at you if you like to sleep late on Sunday mornings.

7. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

6. Religion has no California redemption value.

5. A woman doesn't look better after a healthy dose of religion.

4. After you've had one beer, you don't have to wait over 2,000 years for a second one.

3. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

2. There are laws prohibiting Beer labels from lying to you.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

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The number one reason beer is better than religion is:

You generally meet a better class of people at a bar than you do at a church.