Having enjoyed 'El Mariachi', 'Desperado', I'm glad that part 3 "Once Upon A Time In Mexico" will finally be released Sept 13th after numerous delays.

Anotnio Banderas and Selma Hayek returns. Johnny Depp plays a rogue CIA agent. Willem Defoe, Enrique Iglesis, Mikey Rourke etc round out the cast.

The movie trailer looks very promising.

DJ
this isnt the movie Johnny Dep did a few years ago but it was too hardcore for release ?

I saw the trailers for Kill Bill and I look foward to that one

Yep that's it. I was wondering why all the delays and was it because it was indeed too hardcore(violent)?

Good weekend: Mariachi3(once upon a time in mexico). It also features Eva Mendes, who had full frontal nudity(though a little out of focus) playing Denzel's wife in Training Day. Depp is hot after Pirates of Carribean it almost seems like it is his movie.

Matchstick Man with Nick Cage and Ridley Scott directing

Cabin Fever : Very good low budget horror flick.

Kill Bill will be released in two parts weeks(1 or 2 months) apart. Each part is less than 2 hours.

Once upon a time in Mexico is ok but not great. Selma Hayek only comes back in flash backs cuz she's dead! Stupid.

I really enjoyed KILL Mr BILL, I mean KILL BILL. Even though the movie is fuckin violent. I thought Uma was very good.

The Last Samurai
Good epic movie! Worth the $9.
Great production, cinematography, good story, good acting. Don't know why they have to make the Japanese Emperor such a fag though.

Honey
If you like watching Jessica Alba's abs...

Actually Joy Bryant is one of the hottest chicas around too.....she was the girlfriend of Antoine Fisher in the movie with the same name but I didn't realize how smokin' she really was until I saw this movie. I knew she was hot because I kept taking my eyes of Ms. Alba for extended periods of time and was fixated on Ms. Bryant.

I agree. Normally I don't dig black chicks but black chicks with hot bodies are so different from the fatass black chicks. That chick was hot.

For those who gravitate towards asian chicks, there's a very hot one in the new Farraley (sp?) Bro's movie, "Stuck On You"! I, myself, was constantly distracted by Eva Mendes whenver she was on the screen. She's been in a few other high-end movies lately and she is C-A-L-I-E-N-T-E!

Eva Mendes, you can see her totally nude(slightly outa focus) in "Training Day".

(BTW, I never thought Bullwinkle's pic "Asianesque" looks Asian.;))

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Wow, I actually was looking at those photos just last night on one of those celebrity sites. She is totally hot.

Clubhombre style movie reviews by DJ.

PAYCHECK - sci fi action.

Bennifer plays this scientist who works on projects only to have his memory erased later.
Sux ass. Bennifer is lame. Even John Woo couldn't get any exciting action in. Wait for HBO or DVD. Only good thing was the hot Uma Thurmond (who shows a lil cleavage) and did a very good job acting. In Kill Bill she didnt show anything. Gotta go back to Dangerous Liasons to check out her sumptous breasts.

21 GRAMS - Drama

From the Mexican filmaker who did Amores Perro(sp).
Depressing shitty flick. What's all the critical praise about? Sean Penn plays this guy who had a heart transplant and Naomi Watts hubby died in a car accident. Felt like I was dragged through 2 hours of mud. Naomi does show her nipples up close long time for those of you with a nipple fetish. They are pink and perky. She showed her boobs too in Mulholland Drive , in which her co star Laura Harring showed it all. They both had fake tits. In this flick Naomi's tits seemed real. Maybe she had those silly cones(regst. Trade mark-DJ.) removed. Dont waste your money in the theaters-you can't jerk off there.

SOMETHINGS GOTTA GIVE

Diane Keaton naked in the movie! At 50+! Even I got a bit turned on by those old jiggly tits. Just wished the shots lasted a min. instead of 3 secs. DVD freeze frame time. Funny flick with Jack Nicholson.

LORD OF THE RINGS 3

Why can't they have Liv Tyler as a nekked angel? Oh it's PG of course. Spectacular and fun but I'm too old for this. I saw Ben buying some hi schoolers popcorn there.

XXX 2
Sequel to this flick which starred Vin Diesel has no Vin but is replaced by ... gasp : Ice Cube! The FAT rapper. Gimme a break! A fat action hero! It'll do shit at the box office.

Troy:

Good flick, but I don't think the Americans will like it, too much of a tragedy, characters too complicated, I never did figure out who the good guys were.

Brad Pitt did a good version of Orlando Bloom's fighting in Lord of the Rings, Orlando Bloom fought like the real Orlando Bloom.

DJ-I've been a triligy fan since I was forced into reading it in H.S. Probably the only set of books I have re-read twice, even knowing how it ended. I now have two of the three films on DVD and am actually hooked on watching them. I always seem to catch some small piece I missed before.

When #3 goes on sale at BlockBuster, someone bring me a "preiously viewed" DVD and I'll pay ya for it.

Ciao

sandman

Kill Bill2: SUCKED ASS! Q Tarantino offically joins the ranks of the has-been HACKS.

Porker,
Most thoughtful movie review, dipshit!
Sorry, couldn't resist.

Kill Bill 2 was superb...don't listen to Porker on this one...unfortunately Porker you're alone on this one as this movie averaged 4 stars and everyone I knew that saw this movie said it was one of Tarantino's best. I could see someone being indifferent about it because there was less killing but to say it sucks and that Tarantino is a hack is idiotic. I'm suprised young Jedi...and you like the greatest band in the world(Radiohead) .....and you're intelligent about art....shocking

The movie was great. I was hoping it would be a little different than part 1 and it was.
Tarantino has yet to disapoint.

I really, really liked Tarantino's previous films, but the Kill Bill flicks were DOGSHIT and he should be embarrased to put his name on them. I'd watch Jackie Brown 1000 times before I watched that crap again.

There's a reason why David Carradine has never been a film star, unless you call made for cable movies 'films': HE CAN'T FUCKING ACT! Tarantino expecting him to carry the better part the film was frickin' RETARDED.

Tarantino's specialty is writing dialogue and quirky characters. Kill Bill I had NONE of it, this film had plenty and it was HORRIBLE and with horrible actors delivering it. I used to really like Michael Madsen, but Jesus, how many times can the guy play the same exact role before you start wanting to throw stuff at the screen?

The only interesting character in Kill Bill2 was the old guy with the long white beard. The entire rest of the movie was stupid and at times actually BORING.

Oh, one other unintentionally interesting thing: did you see the close-up of Daryl Hannah's cleavage? Her little saggy tits looked like a GRANDMA'S!

SuckMyAssJoe, bang a tranny lately?

"bang a tranny lately?"

Not for the lack of trying I tell ya

I'm surprised Porker forked over the cash for a movie ticket. That's a major expenditure for that guy.

Jesica Simpson does look good in her Daisy Duke shorts.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/jessboots.html

RG.