Establishing a good rapport with your potential mate can often make or break your session with her. I have a wretched tendency to get too serious too soon. When reading Porker's conversation with a Thai bar girl ("I asked her how many times she boom-boomed the night before and she told me she hadn’t boom-boomed in a month! I said that she must be horny ..."), I realized I could really use some good tips for getting connected with the girl ... gentlemen, if you please ...

Allow me to first take the spotlight to regale you in my one triumph: I was in an out-of-the-way little bar off a neglected Bangkok side street. My pal, El Burro (The Cleanest Man in Bangkok), insisted we visit the uninspiring place, and I soon learned why. As soon as we entered the establishment, we were mobbed by about six girls each. As we drank our beer, the girls were applying cool wipes and massaging our arms, shoulders and thighs. I’ve never before had so much attention paid to me. I was chatting with as many gals as I could when one leaned in close and planted a long wet kiss on my smacker. I almost bar-fined her then and there, but I was enjoying myself far too much to leave. Another girl, realizing that her competition was ahead of her, also gave me a kiss. In a moment of brilliance that surprises me to this day, I had … wait for it … an idea.

“That was a good kiss,” I told the second girl loud enough for the first to hear, “but I don’t know if it was as good as hers.” I eyed the first girl slyly. “I think you’d better give me another kiss so I’ll know who’s better.” I said to the first. The next kiss was considerably better. “You tried really hard that time,” I insisted, “I’d better give your friend another chance.” And so began the great kissing contest of 2002. I’m sure I could have gotten a few other girls involved, but this was about as brazen I could get. The contest, you should know, ended up a tie so I offered to take them both back to my hotel. They had never worked together before, but eagerly accepted my proposition. Falling asleep that night, with one girl on each shoulder, was one of the most satisfying sleeps I’d ever had.

LOL, glad you liked that one, Wombat. My SE Asia mentor Epimetheus truly has the GIFT of bullshit with bargirls and he can get them crawling all over the floor SQUEALING like nobody I have ever seen. My personal favorite when surrounded by a group of girls is to start telling them about how SMALL my dick is. Their tiny brain cells all tend to fire on the same frequency at the same time, and INVARIABLY one of them has to find out for herself and touch it! I think most of you can jump to the next step from there!

(Message edited by porker on August 29, 2003)

These are great tips, I've used variations on both of them. Many guys use the same tired old lines that the girls here everyday in and out, so it's refreshing for them when guys use a little more imagination and put more effort into building rapport.

Just do these things in moderation so that you don't appear fake or weird.

Porker, you are right. Nobody can compare to Epi when it comes to getting the chicas to eat out of his palm.

I usually just introduce whoever I am with as my identical twin brother. Especially if he is a good loooking younger guy. Even better if he is Asian!!! (For those who don't know me, I am an old fat white guy).

Eventually, if they question me enough, I admit that he did indeed have a different father than I did, and that I had a different mother than he did.

My best was when a friend of mine and his wife visited La Zona with me. I told las chicas that we were there because his wife complained that he was terrible in bed. That he never managed to please her. And that if he didn't learn that very night how to please a women in bed that she was going to leave him.

Several chicas were willing to help "teach" him. I think he enjoyed the "lessons" a lot. Several chicas did in fact help him out!!

It was only as the night wore on that I realized HE was getting all the benifit of my tall tale, and I was getting NOTHING.

Later on his wife took care of that....

Another fave, variation of Curious' deal: "I'm a virgin (cherry boy)". If they buy it, their eyes get ALL big!!!

Of course with anybody that looks a little older than me, it might seem WAY BEYOND as pathetic as it actually would be if it was true in MY case!

(Message edited by porker on August 29, 2003)

My favorite is telling the bar girls that I am a doctor...general pracTITioner...yes, I do breast exams for free. Within a few minutes I had three girls sitting in front of me with their arms straight in the air and their tits in my hands. As the rest of the bar began to take notice, all of the girls came over to get their tits rubbed and squeezed...and yes, I'd even check the glands in their arm pits to make them really believe I was feeling for lumps. One of my buddies laughed so hard he fell off his chair, other customers in the bar were trying to figure-out how in the hell I managed to get every bar girls shirt off and their tits into my hands.

It was a very fun night.

AlecJamer