Post your classic exchanges with your 'special girls' here.

My favorite texts from the Philippines from my first trip a couple months back:

"My teeth OK now. I have problem my ass, though".

"I bored here at home. U want boom boom 2 my ass?"

I started this thread because Epimetheus forwarded some awesome emails from his latest conquests in Angeles. Maybe he'll share some here. In the meantime, I'd like to see some of the exchamges all of YOU have.

"My dear PORKER,

How are you?I hope everything is ok with you and you are not busy too much...Well,I hope you still remember me because we will meet each other again next year, it so long time.

I'm very happy that I know you, because you are so nice man.

Please take good care of yourself darling because you work to hard.

I like you so much.

Now I still remember and still laugh on first time we meet each other you look at my stomach. I still laugh when I thinking of that.

but when I know you more that make me know you are so nice man and very lovely man.

I wish we meet each other again.

it to short time that we know each other. just 1 day but I'm always happy when I thinking at that time.

Please keep good feeling that we have with together forever.

I miss you so much darling,

BANGKOK BEER BAR GIRL"

I posted a couple of these in the Asia section, here they are again. These are all from the same girl. I spent less than a day with this girl, we went to the mall in Pattaya and then back to the hotel room where she spent the night.

"How are you ? I hope you are ok.now I do miss you very much. I 'm really have a good time with you . and I think about you alot . it to hart for me to forget about you . I want to spen more time with you . I hope some day I can see you a gain and talk to you . we're have very short time to stay to gether . I hope to here from you soon .I have to go now .

I miss you and hope to see you soon

write me back very soon!!!!!!!!!!! ok."

3 days later...

"Hello

How are you doing ? I'm doing good

where are you ? why you not e- mail me any more . I hope to here from you soon tell me about you what it going on ok.

talk to you later. missing you"

5 days after that, after responding I probably wouldn't be in Thailand again soon...

"Hello

How are you? I hope every thing about you be ok. I'm not to happy to heard you are said can't come back to pattaya . but I hope I hopr to see you some day ok.alright I have to go now

take care"

3 more weeks...

"Hi
How you doing ? I'm doing good .where are you now ? oh !! do you still remember me or not ?I'am OOM now I'm stay at home . some time it to bore you know I need to have some friend I don't know why I can't forget about you . I hope I can be with you one more time . you told me before you will come back to pattaya right. so when ? you tell me ok. I hope it soon .
maybe this mounth or next mounth Thai new year frestival. I think it great time you will have fun for sure
well I have to go now . write me back very soon!!!!!!!!!ok."

5 weeks later...

"Hello

How are you ? this is Aom do you still remember me . I hope you are ok. I just come back today . my friend told me you came in bar . and ask about me right . I 'm feel very sureprise but have to be sad because I didn't see you . now I really want to see you do you still want to see me . so where are you ? can you come to see me at bar I beleave you are still in Thai Land right . I hope fully you can get my e-mail for soon . and will see you tonnight please e-mail me back very very soon!!!!!! ok. or you can call me any time [number removed] I will wait for you

bye bye"

The day after that, and the last message I received from her...

"Hello

How are you ? can you get my e-mail or not . why you not write me back . where are you now? you know I gon the crazy because you please write me back or call me tell me where have you been . I wait to know and wait to see you .write me back very soon ok."

This is an outstanding idea. I have some great stuff that I'll have to dig up. If everyone coughs up some stuff, this could be a pretty funny thread.

From Costa Rica:

hola me siento muy feliz de saber que por lo menos,soy una persona importante para ti,gracias por enviarme esta foto yo se que tu eres super pero super especial aunque un poco mujeriego pero espero que la proxima vez no seas tan mujeriego pero es tu forma de ser y yo no puedo cambiartela tu eres a si y asi seguiras siendo por siempre pero yo pienso que la amistad es muy importante aunque no podamos ser otra cosa nada mas,que amigos bueno cuidate mucho y espero que siempre me recuerdes como una chica muy especial y muy dulce no te digo a dios si no hasta pronto.besos por siempre...,,,,.....lily.....

From Rio:

OI ESTOU COM MUITAS SAUDADES FIQUEI MUITO FELIZ POR VC TER ME LIGADO FIQUEI MUITO TRISTE POR QUE VC NÃO TER IDO PARA SALVADOR COMIGO SEI QUE VC FICOU COM OUTRA MULHER NA ÚLTIMA NOITE AQUI NO RIO SAFADO MAS TUDO BEM, OLHEI O BILHETE CUSTA 800 DOLARES SE VC PUDER ME AJUDAR EU VOU FICAR MUITO AGRADEÇIDA O MEU END- PRINÇESA ISABEL N122 /BL/08 APT/31 111-44660. LUANA SANTOS DA COSTA BEIJOS TE ADORO.

(Personal data modified to protect the innocent ;-)


(Message edited by coats001 on September 07, 2003)

From Rio:

"
Hi!!!
how are you doing ???
i loved the email you send me.
send me a picture
kiss
Giselle
"

"
very good your picture
how old are you now???
kiss
Gissele
"

"Hi Henk!!!
Tell me something!
How you Know about me??
How you have my number???
i'll send a picture soon!!!
iam 27 years old and have i strong personalit.
iam a real lady
tell me more about you!!!
i like yours emails.
kiss
Giselle
"

Angeles City, PI

im working in brown sugar and chris this is my new email address { ******* @hotmail.com} I hope you"ll be here before my birthdays come on oct.11 im not working now coz im sick im in hospital i got dengue fever from the mosquito bite they confined me so i need to go to work this coming week even im sick coz my bill in hospital was credit only.but its ok. now coz beggining this week i will give a thousand peso every salary. well hope to see you soon and be a good boy i wish you all the best.

love, andrea




(Message edited by smitopher on September 07, 2003)

Brazil

my everdearest love tonight,is the best for me;


I want by your side always& I fell so sad when you leave, anyway that is life but i dont loose my hope to find you again & if I get the chance Ill never left you go away anymore.

when you need a woman who really loves you, you know where you can find .........


guess who?

I love youuuuuuuu very muuuuuuuuuch.

Damn, all MINE seem to be the same:

you know western union is ok i look there tomorrow

Fun stuff, hombres! I particularly liked the 'dengue fever' line. My tight little AC honey supposedly had been in the hospital for 45 days with dengue, and I've seen the BEFORE pics so she may have been telling the truth.

Curious, next time the Western Union requests come in, tell them to check there every hour until the money shows up and to call you if it's not there. Uh, call you anything but COLLECT, of course! I figure after about 3 days worth of trying they might finally give up?

Here's my contribution, from a Rio garota de programa:

HI Bwana, como voce esta,eu estou bem?mas eu preciso muito da sua
ajuda,neste momento,de verdade é urgente,porque eu fui assaltada e
pegaram
todo o meu dinheiro,Bwana por favor me ajuda com guanto for
possivel,porque na verdade eu preciso de US$ 300,00 ou 400,00.,o meu
nome
todo é:Cristina XXX,o numero da my agency XXXXX,my
account XXXXXX, Bank Bradesco. obrigado, me escreva ou me telefona.
Beijos, saudades,

Cristina.

BTW...I passed on the request for help. Same girl asked me for 400 because she was on her period and couldn't work.

Guys, just forward requests for money over to Viejo Ben. He'll drop them a hundred or so just because.

These are great. Thanks for the posts.

OK, I don't have anyone writing me which may or may not be a sign of something. I suppose you don't get a GF without also getting the "send money now" letters so I guess I'll have to be happy with reading what the rest of you experience.

I do have a "local" story and it was all verbal: I have/had a friend who I originally met at a strip club eons ago. She has long left that life but the inabilty to somehow pull everthing together still remains to this day. The most recent event, and perhaps the last since I haven't heard a word since I was told of the "disaster" by her mother in a late night phone call, involved a rather substantial sum of money I gave her to pay the initial attorney's fees on the most current scenes from a child custody case that is now over 10 years old and shows no signs of ending. This was $2000 which is a huge sum for me, a non existant sum for her, and a bundle of joy for some lucky soul.

My ex friend refuses to use a bank and carries what very little cash she can earn around until it is spent. Anyone want to take a guess where this is heading?

Her latest job is waitressing where she does pretty good. But obviously not enough to afford a never ending lawyer even though each and every one promises her that THEY will settle the case once and for all. She had my $2000 with her at work for over a week until she could finally meet the lawyer and pay him his retainer. That evening she somehow lost the envelope with the money while at work.

Like I said, I haven't heard a word since her mother phoned me and I went ballistic. In my mind the money was long gone regardless but it pissed me to no end that, once again, instead of being used for something of value it just went down the drain. I completely believe that it really was lost because this is so typical of the life that this woman leads. Bad luck, bad behavior, bad karma, and who knows what else.

OK, that's my story. It's not as bad as the guy on the Rio board who got hit for $80k. I'm probably at near $10k over a 7 year period and I've had a lot of enjoyment, non sexual, with a very special person. And I don't have any funny letters or cute text on my cell phone. I could probably break the impasse by simply making a call and asking how things are and letting her know that I don't hate her guts and I understand that shit does happen. And I really didn't need to use the money on paying for sex in some foreign country. But there comes a time......

Tight Fit, you're too nice a guy, my friend. She's lucky to have a friend like you. Too bad she doesn't get it and almost surely never will.

(Message edited by porker on September 08, 2003)

Bigballs introduced me to one of his conquests that was online one night with a webcam running. He needed me to get her name and location because in his haze of multiple barfines in AC he couldn't remember even while seeing her cam! It turns out she was also acquainted to another friend of mine that was online live from AC at the same time we were! SMALL world!

porquer: damn, baby, you are CUTE!
xxayxoja: thank you
porquer: what's your name?
xxayxoja: im sara
porquer: are you in angeles now?
xxayxoja: yes
xxayxoja: where you from?
porquer: san diego california
porquer: i am wondering if maybe i met you in a bar there last month
xxayxoja: what is your name?
porquer: porker, i'm 47 (!)
xxayxoja: im working in shadows mini bar
xxayxoja: you see my cam now?
porquer: yes, do you ever smile???
porquer: LOL! that's better!!!
xxayxoja: no i dont meet you
porquer: i think you're right. u so cure i would remember you!
porquer: so CUTE, not cure
xxayxoja: realy?
xxayxoja: ok
xxayxoja: bye
porquer: u leaving?
xxayxoja: yeah coz im sleepy
porquer: poor baby
porquer:
porquer: too much boom boom yestrday???
porquer:
xxayxoja: no
xxayxoja: when you come back here in angeles?
porquer: christmas time
porquer: you be my present, oo?
xxayxoja: oo
xxayxoja: i like that
porquer:
xxayxoja: remember i work in shadows
porquer: yes, i know where that is
porquer: my friend at orchid inn na want your mobile #
xxayxoja: my cell 00639208X37X1XX
xxayxoja: whose your freind?
porquer: his name's malibog amigo
xxayxoja: the fat guy (hey! that ain't politically correct!)
xxayxoja: american guy?
porquer: lol!
porquer: you know him?
xxayxoja: yes i meet him yesterday
porquer: how many times boom boom him yesterday?
xxayxoja: only 1
xxayxoja: why you ask?
xxayxoja: like that?
porquer: he like girls who boom boom him 5 times!!!
xxayxoja: realy
porquer: lol, i dont know... i know I LIKE GIRLS WHO BOOM BOOM ME FIVE TIMES!!!
porquer: malibog amigo say you very good boom boom
porquer: bigballs say you good blow job
porquer: i say you want marry me???
porquer:
xxayxoja: its up to you
porquer: we have honeymoon first, though, oo?
xxayxoja: oo
xxayxoja: where are you now?
porquer: it's ok if i have little dick?
porquer: i am in mexico, i live in mexico
xxayxoja: ok
porquer: you take vacation and come to mexico, i buy you ice cream cone
xxayxoja: thank you
Yahoo! Messenger: xxayxoja has logged out. (8/27/03 9:55 PM)

BARGIRL (8/10/03 5:09:51 AM)
Porker is it ok if i ask you to help me. I am here at the hospital can you help i dont have enough money to pay my bill and i will try to save money to pay
BARGIRL (8/10/03 5:10:22 AM)
Porker is it ok if i ask you to help me. I am here at the hospital can you help i dont have enough money to pay my bill and i will try to save money to pay
BARGIRL (8/10/03 5:10:27 AM)
you back. I need 25,000 i only have 15,000 i need more 10,000 promise i will pay u back.

porker
bargirl, sorry, wish i could. i spent all my money on my vacation and traveling back to Mexico.

One thing a need to learn from Epimetheus the MASTER (and preferably quickly) is how to steer the yahoo chat and email conversations from the standard (and OH so trite) 'i miss you, i want kiss u, i fine, how r u'? to somehing like:

"Uh, BABY, IF, purely hypothetically, of course, I was SOMEHOW to go a LITTLE high in entering in doggy style and my cock PURELY ACCIDENTALLY slipped into ur ass (puwit), would you kill me instantly or just relax and say 'I make him happy na' and give up the holy grail?"

Sounds a lot more appealing at the moment than all the luvvy duvvy shit that's coming my way on my impending arrival.

I just type "Show me your pussy". Then they type "C hw UR" and show me there pussy. No need to get fancy or lovey dovey.

So THAT gets you anal from trophy princesses? I can get porno anywhere.

There have been so many girls from the Philippines in the LA chatrooms lately on Yahoo.
I don’t think they are bar girls, just looking for husbands. Some probably are. I get 3 im’s within minutes of going in to the rooms. They always ask if you are married, you have a girlfriend, when you coming to Philippines. Most of them have web cams if you ask them. I have only had 1 ask for money so far. Her purse was stolen and she needed money to pay for her school tuition. She told me the same story two weeks in a row. She didn’t remember that she had chatted with me. I saved the transcript, it was very funny.
I am sure it would be easy to setup a lot of dates before you even get over there.

I must sound like a bar girl to them as I throw so much bullshit back at them that there head is spinning. I have already had 3 girls who I met once on my last trip send me nude pics...you could tell they were uncomfortable with it because they were giggly the whole time. Probably pics taken by another monger. Funny how these girls are so comfortable with saying such serious things as "miss you mahal" and "I love you". The Thai girls are much more reserved about saying shit like that.
One other thing that can pose BIG problems when you arrive in AC (Porker). Each girl you have been sending lovey txts to is thinking that they have you as a bf for the entire trip. Can make it where you will be with the same chicks from your last trip without new flesh. OK if you're a comfort creature and lazy but it can put a damper on your trip. It can also mean more availability for sneakouts and avoid paying the barfines which every monger does....

I was having a slow day yesterday and was playing poker online in one window, playing the horses in another window and had another window open for chat. Someone I didn't know messaged me and I figured, what-the-hell, I'll pass some time between hands and races.
Check it out:

Christina says:
hello
Joe says:
Hi
Christina says:
wats ur name
Joe says:
Joe
Christina says:
Oh alright
Christina says:
Hi Joe
Christina says:
Im Christina
Joe says:
Hi
Christina says:
Nice to meet you
Joe says:
pleasure
Christina says:
alright
Christina says:
Single?

Joe says:
of course
Christina says:
Im only looking for single person and we could work something out together, No one knows where its gonna end up to
Christina says:
Im single with No kids
Joe says:
that's true. so am i, no kids
Christina says:
How old r yu again?
Joe says:
42
Joe says:
are you american
Christina says:
Yea im Mixed
Christina says:
are u new on chat
Christina says:
or u usually chat with everyone here
Joe says:
maybe a monthe now
Christina says:
do u cht with people frm europe or africa before
Joe says:
mostly from brazil
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
im presently in africA Now..My dad is white and mom from is originally africa,So im mixed
Christina says:
My dad passed away 2 yrs back, after the death of my parent mom decided to move o africa and live her life there

Joe says:
hi
Christina says:
are u still there'
Joe says:
yes
Christina says:
why u keeping silence
Joe says:
little busy
Christina says:
u dont even reply to my words
Christina says:
do u get all my message
Christina says:
No word of condolence to my dad or something..simple cool
Joe says:
unfortunate
Christina says:
why
Joe says:
what is
Christina says:
well its like u r not intrested in chatting with me
Christina says:
i will leave u
Christina says:
if u r not interested
Joe says:
unmitigated
Christina says:
wats all this..cant u speak simple and fluent english
Carmine says:
yes, pology
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
its 6pm here in africa
Christina says:
wats the time over there Now
Joe says:
same where from
Christina says:
where r u right now

Joe says:
born right here
Christina says:
are u in brazil now
Christina says:
now
Christina says:
or in the united state
Joe says:
it is my longing
Christina says:
are u in brazil now or the usa
Joe says:
i desire this
Christina says:
i dont understanisd t
Christina says:
understand this
Joe says:
to back where born
Christina says:
where do y live
Christina says:
where do u live
Christina says:
where r u frm
Joe says:
ny
Christina says:
are u frm ny
Christina says:
where r u born and where u r originally frm
Joe says:
yes
Christina says:
wats the time over there
Christina says:
wat do u do 4 living
Joe says:
miday
Christina says:
wat do u do 4 living
Carmine says:
work engine
Christina says:
when have u been doing this
Joe says:
long 5 years
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
im a student
Joe says:
yes
Christina says:
i just graduate frm University of South Carolina, B.sc Computer Sc
Joe says:
good thing
Christina says:
thank you
Christina says:
so now im searching for job being a computer instructor/analyst
Christina says:
I came o visit my mum over here in africa
Joe says:
find soon
Christina says:
yea, if im back to the state, i will get a job
Christina says:
thats for sure, in a big company
Christina says:
I have a very brighter future
Joe says:
most enjoyable
Christina says:
yea
Christina says:
do u live in a house or apartment over there in Ny
Joe says:
house
Christina says:
do u owns the house
Joe says:
yes
Christina says:
do u live alone>
Christina says:
??/
Christina says:
or with room mates
Joe says:
alone
Christina says:
tell me why did u live alone and why have no girl friend
Joe says:
enjoy it
Christina says:
do u want to stay single for life
Joe says:
like much company
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
can we start as a friend and no one knows if we may be together
Christina says:
if we have good things in common we can be together and be the best for each othet
Christina says:
No one knows
Christina says:
alright
Joe says:
that is future
Christina says:
yea
Christina says:
do u have a cam
Joe says:
unable
Christina says:
why is it unable
Joe says:
not good
Christina says:
alright
Christina says:
Have u been with any lady ever in ur whole life
Joe says:
never
Christina says:
do u want it to happen now>?
Joe says:
it's good
Christina says:
alrigh
Christina says:
do u like my picture

Joe says:
see it
Christina says:
do u like my picture, have u seen my pictur

Joe says:
kind and good
Christina says:
thank yu
Christina says:
does it sounds like someone u will like to be witjh
Joe says:
i have understood
Christina says:
do u need a lady to be in your home
Christina says:
you go out together, eat together, play together and do things together
Joe says:
that is fun
Christina says:
do u want it to happen
Christina says:
Ive always treasured a man that love a lady,this kind of men are kind for ever..and someone a lady will want to be with
Joe says:
it is fun
Christina says:
wats your favourite food
Joe says:
i enjoy every
Christina says:
cool
Christina says:
do u drive cars
Joe says:
nice, i do
Christina says:
wat type of car do u drive
Joe says:
the totyat
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
do you still have parents'
Joe says:
nice people
Christina says:
where do they live
Joe says:
ny
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
will you love me and marry me
Joe says:
now
Christina says:
anytime.
Christina says:
but will u do
Christina says:
when do u want this to happen
Joe says:
goodtime friends
Christina says:
better
Christina says:
and plans to meet
Joe says:
that is fun
Christina says:
yea i know
Christina says:
when do u learn english
Joe says:
overland
Christina says:
do u want kids
Joe says:
that is nice
Christina says:
you and i
Joe says:
so much fun
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
when can u come and meet me
Joe says:
ny
Christina says:
ya
Christina says:
can i come and meet you
Joe says:
yes ny
Christina says:
ye
Christina says:
yes
Christina says:
i can come to new york
Christina says:
give me your address
Joe says:
nice time
Christina says:
yea i know
Christina says:
we will have lots of fun
Christina says:
give me your address
Joe says:
nice and fun
Christina says:
give me your address
Joe says:
it is good
Christina says:
yea
Christina says:
give your house address , so that we can meet in ny
Joe says:
or see youi africa
Christina says:
dont worry
Christina says:
i will come and meet you in ny
Joe says:
that is good
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
so wats ur house address

Joe says:
i love mey home
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
which language do u speak again
Christina says:
which language do u hear again
Joe says:
english
Christina says:
and
Carmine says:
english is good
Christina says:
but u don t hear good english
Christina says:
i ask question and u dont answer
Christina says:
i asked wats ur home address,city,state,zip code
Joe says:
i enjoy good english
Christina says:
ok
Christina says:
i asked wats ur home address,city,state,zip code
Joe says:
certain to keep english
Christina says:
so wat do u think about me now
Joe says:
you are fun
Christina says:
thank you
Christina says:
when do u want me to come to you

Joe says:
a good time in future
Christina says:
tommorrow
Christina says:
I can come Now
Joe says:
it is so much fun
Christina says:
will you send money to my agent for flight to Ny
Christina says:
send money to come
Joe says:
i enjoy very much


Christina says:
send money
Christina says:
will you send money
Christina says:
to africa
Christina says:
so i can buy ticket
Joe says:
africa is fun
Christina says:
are u mad
Christina says:
u are teasing me
Christina says:
send money
Christina says:
will u send money


Joe says:
i want africa to be fun
Christina says:
yea
Christina says:
will u send money
Christina says:
will you send money
Christina says:
$1000
Christina says:
to buy tickets
Joe says:
my parents like you
Christina says:
$1000
Christina says:
$1000
Joe says:
meet them
Christina says:
to buy ticket
Joe says:
they are fun too
Christina says:
bye
Christina says:
go to hell
Joe says:
i like africa
Christina says:
die there
Christina says:
mother fucker
Christina says:
sluts son of a bitch
Joe says:
it is fun there