Forget Latin lovers -- horny Hungarians are now the most active between the sheets

Hungry Hungarians.

Most sexually satisfied... Thailand. Hmm...

Durex's annual global sex survey published on Tuesday showed that Hungarian lovers enjoy sex 152 times a year. The French manage 144 performances a year. The British manage 135 sessions a year to the Aussies 125. The Italians 119 and Spanish 123. Americans make love an average of 118 times a year, Germans and Dutch 120.

Averages! Pfft. Give us the standard deviation, dammit! At least throw in the median or the mode. I'm betting most Americans are getting it on 50 times a year. Only the Hombre's here drive up the average up so high.

To be quite frank these surveys are so inaccurate. Who remembers exactly how many times he/she's had sex last year(excpt maybe mongers and celebate folks). It's just an estimate...let's see 3 times a week times 52 weeks = 156 times a year. Heck I had over 156 times last year during a 4 months period but I've had dry spells too. Interesting nevertheless.

A husband and wife are in a shopping mall and are approached by someone taking a survey.
"How often do you have sex?" the survey-taker asks the husband.
"Two or three times a month" he replies.
The wife is then asked the same question.
"Four times a week" she replies.

Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield.