| By Sandman on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 10:14 am: Edit |
Sums up the anti-Gringa issue pretty well;
Subject: Why do men die first?
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries...... but,
>now we know.
>
>If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
>race...you're a male chauvinist.
>
>If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
>
>If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
>
>If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
>
>If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
>
>If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get
>off your lazy behind and find something better.
>
>If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
>
>If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
>
>If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
>
>If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
>
>If you cry............you're a wimp.
>
>If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.
>
>If you make a decision without consulting her.........
>you're a chauvinist.
>
>If she makes a decision without consulting you......
>she's a liberated woman.
>
>If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......
>that's domination.
>
>If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
>
>If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...... you're a
pervert.
>
>If you don't..............you're gay.
>
>If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
>shape..............you're sexist.
>
>If you don't.................you're unromantic.
>
>If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
>
>If you don't................you're a slob.
>
>If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
>
>If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
>
>If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
>
>If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
>
>If she has a headache............she's tired.
>
>If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
>
>If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
>
>If you don't..........there must be someone else.
>
>Men die first because they want to.
| By Tight_fit on Monday, September 29, 2003 - 06:58 pm: Edit |
My favorites:
If you don't lower the toilet seat you are inconsiderate.
If you lower the toilet seat and pee all over it you are inconsiderate and a slob.
If you just go outside and pee in the grass you are a slob.
| By Sandman on Tuesday, September 30, 2003 - 05:34 am: Edit |
How about:
If you pee in the shower you are inconsiderate;
If you don't pee in the shower, you are a pussy