10 Mistakes Men Make In Bed

#1. Putting an envelope on the bedstand and telling the woman that it is for her. And having $200 inside.
#2. Telling her that you couldn't cum because you had already done 4 before her.
#3. Letting her see you take a Viagra after you had told her how hot she was.
#4. Asking her when her daughter turns 18.
#5. Showing her that you know the names of the actors and actresses in the porn movie that you rented.
#6. Expecting her to take a facial.
#7. Asking if she has any cute friends who would like to do a 3 some.
#8. Telling her that she feels loose.
#9. Not saying her name aloud when you cum.
#10. Letting her know that you belong to Club Hombre.

Hey, I paid! We're doing things my way, not her way. ;) The original list was for American women anyway. Chicas and Pooying don't go for all that wussy guy stuff in bed anyway. They still want a MAN in bed with them. (or $20 is OK too)

I'am with .....I'am sancho.. I totally agree.
this list doesnt pertain to pooying girls !!

did Dr.PHILL make this list ?? gee ??
when I monger in LOS I dont give a crap about the mistakes I make.. she is there because of the money. thats all !!

11# Not letting the cat out and while fucking in bed the little bastard decides to pounce on my balls!

A bargirl told me that she was put of by a customer, when he told her, that he hoped that she was as good as his sister.

#13 Being a frequent client, but not realizing that the reason she has frequent and drastic hair style changes is due to wigs.