LATINAS 102

I hope Latinas 101 helped some guys in dealing with Latinas outside of the USA. I wrote Latinas 102 over 6 months ago, but I had decided to quit posting here. I’ve decided to come out of retirement one time to post this at the request of other Hombre’s I’ve shared it with privately. This guide has tips that are a little more slanted toward Brasil, because that’s where I’ve been lately. For those who are not familiar with Brasil, a garota is a Brasilian Latina.

Here it is:

1. INTERVIEW AND DON’T BE SHY. I always do an initial interview before making my decision. Not to interview is a huge mistake. If I had a nickel for every guy on this site who whined about how their garota didn’t DFK and bbbj, I’d be independently wealthy. Lots of guys complain that a girl didn’t do this or that, but virtually all of them speak very little Portuguese, and none of them asked beforehand. My last trip to Rio, I asked every garota the following questions among others: 1)How old are you? 2)Do you have kids? 3)Will you do BBBJ? 4)Will you do anal? In Termas you don’t have to ask if they DFK, most are already doing it by the time I get to question #1. FS is also a given most places. Here are the answers I’m looking for: 1) 18-21, 2) No, 3) Yes, 4) Yes. At first I was embarrassed to ask what they will do, but the garotas weren’t which I found intriguing. If I don’t get the answers I want or if I sense any attitude at all, I move on to the next garota. Remember that if you are angry she didn’t do something you wanted, it’s your own fault if you didn’t ask first. Even more important than the answer is the vibe you get. I can generally tell if a garota likes me and is attracted to me. I’m willing to overlook a “wrong” answer if the vibe is right. In fact, most sessions I won’t request anal, but I want to know if she’s willing to do it to please me, and I want to see how she reacts to me asking her.


2. CHOOSE GOOD SERVICE OVER BEAUTY. Ideally we all want a perfect 10 who will fuck our brains out. The reality is that often the more beautiful women are higher volume, higher maintenance, and you have a higher chance of getting a professional fuck. With Latinas it’s even more advisable to go with good vibes over good looks. The reason is that the service level with Latinas can be so high, you might end up not caring that she’s not a 10. For example in Rio, you can get DFK, BBBJ, anal, rimming, facials, etc…all included in the session price if you choose the right garota. Of course, it depends on the girl, but if the vibe is right, usually anything goes. Also the odds of getting special treatment is often directly proportional to how well you speak Portuguese. In the USA, service is poor no matter where you go. Guys are conditioned to expect a lousy lay, so it makes sense to go with the best looking woman available. With Latinas though, you have the potential for an intense session, so if you have to choose between a 9 with no personality, and a 7 who is all over you, take the 7. Here’s a little tidbit: before you go with the less attractive one (the 7), call over the 9 and talk to her for while and buy her a drink. Be sure the less attractive garota sees you. Then send the 9 away and tell the 7 that you think she is more beautiful that the 9 and you want to go with her. Your choice may be slightly less attractive, but she’ll probably perform well because you’ve given her a great gift. She knows she is less attractive than the other garota, but she wants to believe she is better looking.

I’ve also seen Brasileros completely ignore the beautiful women in Termas and talk to the uglier ones many times. I asked a guy about it and he laughed saying that Americans always spoil the beautiful ones by falling all over them and giving them everything they want. He said that many Brasilian guys will often ignore the hot garotas and speak to the uglier ones. This then confuses the beautiful garotas. They know they are beautiful, but if so why will guys choose uglier girls over them? This makes them insecure about their own looks and more willing to be nice when a guy does show them attention. Have you ever wondered why there are so many attractive women with great attitudes in Brasil? Maybe this is the reason.

3. THE LESS ENGLISH SHE SPEAKS, THE BETTER OFF YOU ARE. In the first guide, one of the keys is to speak Spanish and/or Portuguese and this is true. I find a big mistake a lot of guys make is to look for Latinas that speak Engish and even ask for them. This is adverse selection. The women who speak English have usually been working longer and have been around lots of Americans, neither of which is a good thing for you. I’ve gotten better results from Latinas who speak no English-odds are they are newer to the program and less jaded. In fact I never speak English to Latina, even for them to practice. If I only speak Spanish or Portuguese it’s assumed I understand everything they say, so it’s less likely they’ll try to scam me. I think it’s a better idea to learn some basic phrases in Spanish or Portuguese and stick to this. Often Latinas are very appreciative of you learning their language or trying to. A lot of garotas now are learning that in the USA, costs for women are much higher and service standards are far lower. How did they learn this? Dumbass Gringos tell them, usually in English. If you choose a garota with no English, she probably doesn’t know about price and service in the USA-she only knows what the price and service standards are in Brasil and that’s lower price and far higher service.


4. GIVE HER 10 MINUTES OF FOREPLAY. To me Latinas are the most sexual females on the planet. I know it’s debatable, but I’ve found it to be the case so far. Still, with every woman you’ve got to take time for some foreplay and this is especially important with Latinas. In Brasil, programma garotas will all pretty much tell you the same thing-they hate Brasileros. The reason is they basically bend them over, fuck them fast and insult them as they leave. I’m sure not all Brasileros are like this, but a lot must be based on what garotas have told me. A Latina will fuck your brains out, but you’ve got to give her a few minutes of foreplay to get the motor running. If you just spend 10 minutes kissing, fondling, and maybe DATY, most Latinas will reward you with a mind-blowing session. It’s like unleashing a wild animal. Even the demure Latinas tend to respond favorably to some foreplay and spending a few minutes getting them going can be a good investment. A lot of times after a little foreplay the Latina will just take over and fuck you silly.

5. FUCK HER LIKE YOU MEAN IT. It took me a long time to learn this one. In my youth I was told by American women what not to do in bed. I was told where not to touch, what positions I couldn’t do, and what was acceptable for the woman so that I would be allowed to have sex with her. One thing I remember was several women telling me not to grab or put weight on them, so I became self-conscious about hurting them. Once I started doing Latinas, I found they wanted it more physical. At first I tried the soft & gentle touch, but a lot of Latinas were bored or annoyed. I’ve found Latinas tend to respond better to you taking charge physically. After some foreplay, I like to squeeze her legs and ass pretty hard-this gets their attention. I’ve had numerous garotas request that I slap their ass and pull their hair too. I’ve found many Brasileras like to be fucked hard and if she asks you fuck her harder, do it. Latina sex can be like a contact sport. The key is to make sure she warmed up, ready to go and requests it. Always be sure you aren’t hurting her and use common sense. I can think of several times in Rio while banging a garota so hard the skin around my waist and her ass were getting red from such excessive slapping-yet the garotas were still screaming they wanted it harder. The downside are sex injuries which can easily occur over the course of a week if you aren’t careful.


6. FEIGN INTEREST IN LATIN CULTURE-EVEN IF IT IS ABSURD OR IN POOR TASTE. It’s never a good idea to piss off a Latina you’re about to fuck. Specifically, never make offhanded comments about how stupid their culture or customs seems to you. For example, in Costa Rica I was watching TV with my favorita in bed when the TV show “Sabado Gigante” came on. For those of you who haven’t seen this, the host is Don Francisco and the show is a mindless inane variety show straight out of the 70’s. I find it impossible to watch-I commented on how stupid the show was, I called Don Francisco a fat idiot, and commented how much better TV was in the USA. When I glanced to my right, my favorita was crying. Why you might ask? Because almost every Saturday of her life she has watched this show and Don Francisco is a cultural icon in Latin America. She took it as a personal insult. You can bet I had to apologize to her and she made me take back every word. The same thing would apply to Carnival in Rio. I can understand the partying, but the parades and pageantry seem overdone to me. However, you should NEVER criticize Carnival to a garota in Rio. Last trip a garota spent 20 minutes explaining in minute detail how she was at home with the family and what Samba schools did what, the costumes, the songs, why her Samba school should have won, and on, and on and on…You can bet I acted interested though, because Carnival is very important to Cariocas and to insult Carnival is an insult to them. A good general rule is to always play along and act very interested in Latin culture, whether you are or not.


7. IF SHE IS GOOD, ASK IF SHE KNOWS ANY FRIENDS/RELATIVES WHO MIGHT BE INTERESTED. Say you’ve had a great time for day or two with a Latina who has done everything you wanted and the price was reasonable. Tell her that you want to do her a favor and you would like to hook her friends or family up with your buddies, if she knows anybody who would be interested (she’ll know 50 people who are). I’d avoid telling her that you are planning to do her friends or family, just say that you have friends coming who might be interested, but that you need to meet anybody first and they should call you. This is the most important thing: Be sure to talk to your girl first and explain that the reason you are doing this is because she has been so good to you and taken care of you. Explain it is very important that her friends/family are willing to give the same kind of service she did, or they’ll be sent away, and you’ll be offended she chose them. This works well because you get the woman finding other women for you and she knows where they are. Plus she will screen them and let them know not to bullshit you or your buddies and that you know better. You also tend to get semi-pros or girls newer to the program rather than hardcore ones. Believe me, you could get calls from women just looking to pay bills or rent at the end of the month. The downside is that ultimately your main girl will find out you are the one doing her friends/family members, so don’t do this if you plan on staying with her.


8. AVOID POLITICAL DISCUSSIONS ABOUT THE USA. This pertains mostly to my recent trips to Brasil. When I said I was American, the garotas all wanted to know why America was pro-war or why George Bush wants so much war. I don’t have strong feelings either way. I really don’t care much about it, and I especially don’t want to be discussing it in Brasil with an attractive woman. I would rather be having sex. I found the garotas mostly just want to repeat anti-war stuff they hear. Your best bet is to agree and change the subject or else you’re stuck in a circular political argument that does nothing, except delay you getting laid. Even if you are anti-war if you go into explaining your rationale, you’re still talking politics and that’s 180 degrees from getting laid. You’ll be fucking her shortly so it’s best to avoid disagreements as it could affect your session quality. I like to save boring political arguments for when I get home and have nothing better to do.



9. ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL-DON’T CHOOSE LATINAS WITH IMPLANTS OR EXPENSIVE CLOTHING/JEWELRY. I have an aversion to implants and I almost never choose a girl with them. Even if they don’t bother you, the question remains-How did this Latina pay for her implants? Remember, the only way she’s likely making any money is on the program, so the odds are she’s been working quite a while, and you have higher risk of getting a pro. I’d say the same thing to a lesser extent with expensive jewelry, clothes, or shoes. Who’s paying the bills here? We are, so choose wisely. Think about how long she would have to work at a legit job to buy a Gucci purse or a designer outfit. You also might think about if she’s got a duped gringo “boyfriend” buying her things and maybe paying her to be off the program. If so, be wary of her because you know she must by lying to him and you’ll be next.


Hope this helps,

HC1

Great stuff!
Thanks.

Excellent! Especially rule #2...

Right on.

OH

Right fuckin' on. Thanks for coming out of retirement.

I have a great time w/Latinas (mostly in TJ/Mexico, but I include a trip to Rio and a trip to Cuba among my conquests).

With regards to #6... In Rio, I had one of those Insight Guide tourbooks. It has lots of pictures of places in Brazil and especially Rio. Because my Portuguese was minimal to non-existent, I sometimes pulled this guidebook out to get a girl's reactions, and to get her talking about her home town. So maybe it delayed me getting laid, but it was fun.

I can only imagine the fun that Rio regulars have.

With regard to #1, I virtually never ask what they will do. I'm pretty happy with whatever directions the session takes, and I like to be spontaneous. I just take on faith that if the vibe is right, I'll have a good time. I guess that if you are a special needs client you need to ask.

Sheez. I started thinking about asking about what they DIDN'T want. Lots of those garotas want it up the tailpipe -- not one of my favorite hobbies.

Can anyone tell me why anal is so common in Brazil?

According to the book "the Brazilians," it started as a common practice of the natives (Indians) that created an "appetite" for it with the Europeans when they came on.

Sabio that is interesting info.
I would think it was because of birth control either that or many are used to the shemales so anal is the only option

Good Catholic girls can take it in the mouth and ass a thousand times, but as long as they don't take it in the twat they're still virgins on their wedding nights.

Geez, I wish someone would tell that rule to the Mexicanas.

Catacony is exactly right... it's the strange result of strict catholicism. Gotta love catholic hypocrisy.

BS

My anthropological guess: I don't think it has much to do with Catholicism and wedding nights. Brazil was a multiracial colonial society. When Portuguese masters (or their sons) took to African and mulatta slaves, they could avoid pregnancy and express dominance. The fact that often these illicit unions produced biracial offspring (historically a social taboo for families of a certain class) doesn't mean that the more common way to avoid the taboo was to engage in anal sex.

The manners of the manor descended throughout society over time. The descendants of the victims came to proudly (defiantly?) adopt the ways of their mistreated ancestors. Plainly the practice is more common among black women and mulattas. Anal sex flourishes because of the cultural message it sends for both the giver and receiver. It reaffirms a social position in society and a set of inherited cultural values. That some white women eventually adopted an interest (often white prostitutes) is not surprising given the caste history of Brazil.

Concerning the story that Latin chicas choose anal sex to preserve their virginity, does anyone have any first hand evidence to support this Internet myth?

Just hearsay from my Central American amigos, they say Jewish girls of C.A. take it up the third hole to preserve their virgin hymens for their future husbands.

You can probably add some other ethnic races to that list too!

Don't you guys remember Linda Lovelace, and her clitoris in her throat?

Maybe a high percentage of latin girls have their clitorus in their ass, or maybe they have two; one in their ass, and one up front.

This might explain it.

OH

Well I know numerous girls including gringas and eastern European whiteys who are all about getting it up the tailpipe. Never mind all those cultural explanations -- they're not the answer. I've had serious girlfriends who seemingly live and die by that shit. Their most crashing, steaming orgasms are via having a dick in their tailpipe. Typically, they get heated up via vaginal sex, then they want the back door... relatively slow, probing with the crown of my schlong pulling nearly all the way out, then re-opening her sphincter on its way to her intestine. If you've travelled this sort of road you know what I'm talking about and you know how much it drives some girls through the freakin' roof (regardless of race, religion or creed, or profession, through rain or snow or sleet).

All I can say is it still isn't one of my favorite things to do. But several times I've grown fond of girls who happen to be drawn in this direction. Oh yeah, and then there are the Brazilian chicks. To travel this rocky road you've gotta stay rock hard which doesn't always happen when I'm bringing a package to the back door. I've finally resorted to those yellow Cialis pills which keeps my rod firm through these muddy situations.

Whatching girls have those crashing, oceanic orgasms while en tailpipe almost makes it worth it. Almost.

I hope all of you enjoyed that. I call this passage "Anal Sex 101 for people who don't like Anal Sex." Pardon me while I puke.