This is hilarious and brilliant. You have got to check this out!

http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie2_frame.html

Um, make sure you are in the safety and comfort of your own home...

Actually, the whole site is pretty hilarious. I also found two other videos. I liked the vault one myself.

http://www.trojangames.co.uk/

And it even looks like the US in leading the medal standings!

I played that for a couple of the Lao girls at work. They loved it. Work completely came to a halt for 20 or 30 minutes as one of the girls had to replay it repeatedly on her computer for everyone in the company to see it.

This amused me for like 10 minutes:

http://www.kicken.com/funnyfiles/WackoJacko.swf

-Superman-

This site is hillarious http://www.ebaumsworld.com - check out the Soundboards (esp the Full Metal Jacket one).

This is quite funny also - Take this Quiz! BTW, I scored a 2/10...

http://www.zipperfish.com/free/quiz/likejailbait.html

Dude...this was such a bizarre coincidence. When I went to the above link I wasn't getting any sound when the guy started talking. I turned up the volume to hear music playing in the background. I thought it was a pretty nifty integration of music and appropriate to the animation. It wasn't until I closed the window that I realized I had winamp running in the background.

The song that was just ending...Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal

That is completely hilarious. Hey, at least I got a 6/10. The only legal one I turned down was J-Lo.

MrBill, moving to Kansas and all, I do hope you stay away from the local farmgirls! Take a PPU (penil protection unit?) with you.

Here is my score...

Must be from living near a couple of middle schools and high schools, but I only went for one baby and passed on one babe. Getting ready for Rio....

Hehe. I knew that would motivate Superman to go back and beat me.

Zenono, how'd you do it???

The mens room in Thailand.

I'll wait for Superman to beat my score again and then I'll tell you. Consider this though. There are only 38 babies dropped....

Good one Xen. Smart people rule.

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.

He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is a fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker, and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says, "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad, but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!" At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders and says, "Grandpa, you're drunk........Go home!"

Those wacky Brits are at it again. Gotta love 'em. The wrapped present at the end is priceless.

http://www.comeallyefaithful.co.uk/

The latest in mongering currency:

Midget Tossing, anyone?

http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/midget_tossing/midget_tossing.htm

Ok, fess up. Which one of you gents is this?

Tatoos anyone?

Doh!

THE "F" WORD:
When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877



8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want! WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll...........! ....

1."Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003

Check out this site and click to view the commercial. My favorite part is "coalition of the willing."

http://www.liegirls.com/index.html

I felt it was my duty to pass on the following scam alert, which came to me today:

This is a "heads up" for any of your who may patronize Home Depot stores.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Home Depot. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite an event. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping stuff into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy tee-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No", and instead ask you for a ride to another nearby location. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 8th, 10th, twice on the 15th, on the 17th, 20th, three times just last Sunday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware!!

Did you at least wear your jimmyhat?

(Message edited by smitopher on October 10, 2006)

How to be mean to old guys

Murasaki,

that looks just like the Pilot eye charts, this is precisely why they have to have good vision; so they don't pick an ugly women in a dark room and be left to deal with the consequences! I hate it when that happens.

This guy's proud of his Johnson, and sings about it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGdQZi6xGv4

Krispy Kreme Donuts, So Good You'll Suck Dick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg9OaU2_NWA

Newsflash: More teens are having fuck.

http://www.funvid.hu/index.php?page=videos&section=view&vid_id=106805