| By Explorer8939 on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 10:12 am: Edit |
I can just imagine how much you guys actually believe Bush on this one.
| By Snapper on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 10:30 am: Edit |
Ex, who do you like in football this weekend???
| By Robert Johnson on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 07:23 pm: Edit |
Pass it on: "Hey, Bush! Taint no oil in dem red hills! Stay 'way from der!"
| By Khun_mor on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 09:59 pm: Edit |
Yea but I saw Total Recall -- there's a pretty good mongering scene on Mars !! Don't know about the moon though. Anyone with any curent info ??
| By Tight_fit on Thursday, January 15, 2004 - 11:26 pm: Edit |
Total Recall was a good one. Remember the midget with 3 tits? With all the silicon junk around I am surprised no one has tried for an extra. The best looker was Arnold's wife, the blonde with her lying smile.
| By I_am_sancho on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 12:58 am: Edit |
I kind of had the hots for that one midget. Not the one with three tit's, the kind of sexy one, I would do her if I made it to Mars. I don't know if I could handle the flight though. 14 hours to Taipei already pretty much kicks my ass.
BTW, the obvious real reason for Bush's sudden interest in the moon and Mars is because the Chinese have announced serious long term plans to undertake similar missions. I am sure Bush is afraid the Chinese will get all of the moon women for themselves.
| By Rb1 on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 08:20 am: Edit |
The midget wasn't the girl with three tits.
Sharon Stone played his lying blonde wife.
| By Explorer8939 on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 07:03 pm: Edit |
Let's hope that the Chinese will announce that they are planning to pull their troops out of Iraq, so Bush is forced to counter their move.
Anyway, I am now forced to spend a good part of my days working on lunar spacecraft.
| By Harold_johnson on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 09:31 pm: Edit |
It's kinda scary. If he's half as determined to colonize mars as he was to oust Saddam we're as good as there.
| By Khun_mor on Friday, January 16, 2004 - 11:05 pm: Edit |
Someone told Bush that Saddam hid his weapons of mass destruction on Mars-- so off we go !!!
| By Harold_johnson on Saturday, January 17, 2004 - 05:22 pm: Edit |
They're not going to find water just like they didn't find the WMDs. I wish he'd stop throwing my fuckin money away.
| By Batster1 on Wednesday, January 21, 2004 - 03:13 pm: Edit |
Over at Salon magazine some idiot said that Bush want's to go to Mars because Halliburton wants to drill for oil.
Yea right. Halliburton once again is the source of all evil in the universe.
I wonder if the idiot considered the economics of drilling, extracting, refining on mars or shipping back to earth. Its not going to happen.
God these people are wacko.
| By Explorer8939 on Wednesday, January 21, 2004 - 04:02 pm: Edit |
The Hubble Space Telescope was cancelled to provide extra $$ for this Moon Mars thing.
| By Orgngrndr on Thursday, January 22, 2004 - 10:12 pm: Edit |
OK we just spent billions on sending a probe to Mars, and now, it seems, the damn thing won't talk to us.
Then, come to find, we could of had a real martian rock right here in Morroco.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3414143.stm
Oh no... wait! Isn't Morrocco an islamic state??
Ah shit, we probably have to invade it and get "our" martian rock, and spend billions to rebuild it.
Never mind, It's cheaper to fly to mars.
OG