Just when you think the world has run out of geniuses:

"Two economists--David G. Blanchflower of Dartmouth College and Andrew J. Oswald of the University of Warwick in England--have done the first rigorous econometric analysis of money, happiness, and sex, and their findings have turned conventional wisdom upside-down, reports The New York Times. Their conclusion in 'Money, Sex and Happiness: An Empirical Study': 'Money does seem to buy greater happiness. But it does not buy more sex.'"

For the complete story:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/pf/package.jsp?name=fte/happiness/happiness

Perhaps a complimentary subscription to Club Hombre would set these guys straight. In any event, I'm off to one of the casas in Sao Paulo to test their theory that money cannot buy sex. I'll also be testing the "Never on Sunday," theory.

I'd say they're not shopping in the right place.