Hey Folks. I recently got married to a 110 pound young woman. I have heard of some of you refering to small girls as spinners because you can situate them on top of you and make them spin on your dick. I've been tring this for a while and can't seem to get it right (The main problem is that her legs get in the way). Besides losing the legs, how can we get this to work?

Thanks for the input

Chris

Have her lose 20 lbs

What troubles me most of all is not your ignorance of what defines a spinner, but the fact that you actually claim to have 'recently got married'. You've been a member since 11/07/03. I hope you were married before then?

LOL DG !!!

TM
I agree with DG-- 110 pounds exceeds what most of us would consider a spinner. ( Masterbates and Porker excepted. )
Also although I'm sure you can do a lot of kinky things with a double amputee it is not a requirement for a spinner, in fact may detract from the overall look I would be seeking.

A spinner has to have at least a bit of dexterity. She has to manipulate her dance fatigued stumps around your corpse ,whilst you continue plowing away as she spins.

I believe that the term spinner came from Viet Nam in the war years, where a girl (whoever I heard it from in the service always swore he heard it from some other guy who'd experienced a spinner) of small size, and we are talking Vietnamese here so damn small, would climb into a macreme type basket and using pullies would lower herself onto your waiting member and then begin to spin. In this fantasy version her legs are held up by the basket.

Whether this is true or not, it does define a spinner. However getting an actual spinner to perform without a basket, or even with such a contraption falls into the likelyhood that you will actually get a "donkey punch" or a "tight tiger" or any of the other extreme fantasy sex acts.

Leave it to a Archstanton who, upon having recently joined our forum on 06/12/04, has now added yet another item to my burgeoning list of things I "Must Do Before I Die".

Kudos Arch. I'm busily macreming a basket in anticipation of my pending exile from Gringaville, USA. After explaining so many other items, I trust that Customs doesn't ask me why I have a powerdrill and heavyweight anchors in my gigbag.

So you're saying if you get a big enough bag and a strong enough ceiling and tackle that ANY woman can become a spinner ??

DG no need to macramae.

KuhnMor
After a prolonged exile in Gringaville, I hesitate to share the weight of some of the women I've been with lately. The result of my extended probation in the USofA? I no longer have any pride



Thank you Max for saving me from relearning macreme. Does your Spinning Sex Swing publish a weight limit? I'd hate to test the tensile strength with one some of the MasterBatesesque phatties that I've done lately.

To be truthful, I was concerned about the liability I could incur if a spinner candidate were to fall from my handmade sexhammock. While travelling, how does one explain an autopsy that reads "Impaling By a Depraved Gringo"?

(Message edited by DonGringo on July 19, 2004)

Also referred to as "Chicken in a Basket".

DG,

looks like your stay in the USA, has been torture. I think CH should start a fund to bring chicas here for the mongers stuck with Homeland Coochie.

By the way the weight load is 200# with the spring 400# with out the spring.

looks like you need it with out the spring.

So, do tell, DeeG...when are you coming out of exile? Can I count on you to join me in Rio in late Sept.? Or are you ready to hop in a plane right now and join me in Bali?

Bwana-Deeg is ready to hop on anything under 150 pounds right now..he he he!

Gringo, I was married in March. Why ya gotta be such a prick?

TM,
I think he's just surprised to see a member of the newly-married class on CH. Most guys here are (1) never-married, (2) divorced or in the process, or (3) in a dead/dying marriage. Not too many happy newlyweds are found in the CH community, but I'm sure there are some who have exceptionally understanding spouses.

Also, you have to cut the poor bastard a little slack. He ain't gettin' much, and what he's gettin' ain't pretty. No doubt, he's in need of a good BBBJ.

Deeg's exile is like any prison - the sex you want, you don't get; the sex you get, you don't want.

It will be an interesting morning when DG finally returns to Rio. I mean, Cortogringo was in Copa for five minutes when he called an escort to come over - at 11:00 in the morning, a half-hour after he cleared customs at the airport. Deeg might have to call from the plane and have a girl waiting at the airport, for I doubt if he can hold out half as long as Sporto did.

Look for a Vips festa of epic porportions for Deegs' "cuming" out party.....

TM
Please accept my apologies. My comments were in no way intended to offend. As others have written, my self-imposed exile during a long overdue divorce has me a little 'edgy'. I trust my crusty response to your initial post won't dissuade you from continuing to post.

If it will make you feel any better TM, perhaps you too should join in and bash me just like so many others of my /i{so-called} friends while I languish here in this godforsakenlandofoverweightandoverpricedpredatorswithfaketits,feminaziagendasand'mypussyismadeofgold'attitudes.

You see - I did it all wrong. For two years, I spent 20 weeks/year in foreign countries. Then came 2004. I began the year by filing for a divorce. My attorney stripped me of my passport, and threatened me within an inch of my life if I travelled before the divorce was over. But enough of my whining.

So TM... how's married life been treatin ya? Got any trips planned soon?


DeeG
PS
Sandman:
"Bwana-Deeg is ready to hop on anything under 150 pounds right now..he he he!" Touche! Your becoming almost as loathesome as that oversexed GCL character
Cat:
When the time comes, I'm counting on Sandman to meet me at the airport with a garota or two (or ten) for my divorce party. I'd like to try and one-up that bastard Playboy.

Bwana
I should like nothing more than to see ya in Brazil in September. Wish me luck, brother. Wish me luck.

GCL is in the Pro Leagues and I am still in High School as far as sexual athletics....but, loathsome I will accept...he he

DeeG,

Wishing you all the luck the can. If you make it, we'll get Sandman to organize the festa to end all festas.

Speaking of sexual athletics and GCL, his new apartment has an interesting feature - his veranda has netting up all around it. I was thinking it would be good for raquetball, perhaps some midget tossing, things like that. But, upon further review, I'm thinking cagematch festa, where, at the end of the shift, the girls can leave either by climbing the netting and crawling out or face a zeppelin gauntlet by going through the apartment.

Spinner- a little 4x4 cutie who on this friday I will pick up with one hand while I am standing and the other hand is writing DG saying "love ya, miss ya and truely mean it"...sorry bro ..well no not really...but I do wish you could join me...

I'll be there Friday also.

In the Golden Days of the sexual revolution the gizmo was called a "fuck bucket."
Caution! Use lots of lube -- this is real "screwing"!

Is this a spinner?

I think Porker just blew a big load !!

Wow, that is bad news Dongringo. Very bad indeed. My apologies as well. Buddies?

We are actually planning a trip to China in December, but I plan on being good.

Best Regards

ThaiMar.