Just stop saying "eh" all the time, develop a New York or Boston accent and you can have all of the lovely, excellent-blowjob-giving French girls you want.
| By Murasaki on Wednesday, July 28, 2004 - 06:14 pm: Edit |
This is truly hilarious.
http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0727ImmigrantStrippers27-ON.html
Foreign strippers must supply nude photos to officials
Toronto Sun
Jul. 27, 2004 07:00 AM
TORONTO - Immigration officers are having to pore through naked pictures of hundreds of exotic dancers to keep imposters out of Canada, the Toronto Sun reported Tuesday. Foreign strippers planning to table dance in clubs must now provide photos of themselves with no clothes on to qualify for a visa for Canada, said immigration officials.
"Stage photos during performances are required," said Sergio Mercado, of the Canadian Embassy in Mexico. In a memo to fellow visa officers around the world, Mercado said if a dancer passes the no-clothes test, they may then require a police certificate or medical examination.
The memo was obtained from access to information documents obtained by the Sun. The potential dancers have to prove they can dance in the nude, immigration lawyer Mendel Green said Monday. "They can't be partially nude," he said. "If they don't have pictures in the nude, they are not going to wiggle their bottoms in Canada."
| By Sandman on Thursday, July 29, 2004 - 05:33 am: Edit |
Someone at Canadian Immigration had their thinking caps on when they enacted this requirement. Wonder if their phone numbers have to be included as well...he he!
| By soccer on Thursday, July 29, 2004 - 09:01 am: Edit |
A Brasileria was asking me about this, and I didn't know what she was talking about. She was thinking of heading to Canada to strip.
| By Kingtuttheslut on Thursday, July 29, 2004 - 09:45 am: Edit |
Let me get this straight; my (Canadian) government goes through all this trouble for strippers and HO's while we allow numerous terroristS with no identification whatsoever into our country as refugees after they flush their passports down the toilet at the airport! WOW.....WE ARE AN IMPRESSIVE BUNCH! LOL
| By Dongringo on Friday, July 30, 2004 - 07:19 am: Edit |
What do you expect from a country whose national pet is beaver?
I'm surprised that Quebec is permitting foreigners to strip in Canada. For years they've cornered the national market on whores. Either Quebec is losing their irongrip on Canadian politics, or the frenchmen have developed a taste for new pussy.
I gave up on the Canadian political system long ago. It's run by very 'liberal thinkers' to say the least. That said, I'd sure love to be the field officer who verifies that these girls are actually working where they say they are.
| By Kingtuttheslut on Friday, July 30, 2004 - 11:58 am: Edit |
DonGringo I gave up on expecting anything from this country. Our politicians have moved so far to the left to the extent that you can not voice a center let alone right opinion without being called a bigot!
The Quebecois will never lose their grip on Canadian politics, we always elect a Quebecois PM regardless of what the rest of the country thinks. The Quebec women have started to believe that althoug they are whores they are too good to be on their back for non Quebecers and hence the need for whores from other parts! LOL Having said that I'm so sick of American and Canadian Women (US Lite) that I look no closer than Rio!
| By Catocony on Friday, July 30, 2004 - 02:36 pm: Edit |
The French girls don't mind us American mongers, I've done 4 so far this year and 7 last year and not one seemed to mind my non-Frenchness
Just stop saying "eh" all the time, develop a New York or Boston accent and you can have all of the lovely, excellent-blowjob-giving French girls you want.