We haven't heard much from those Bush girls the past couple of years. I suppose Bush's masters read them the riot act. The same folks are probably behind the "New and Improved" Bush girls as Vogue magazine features the newly respectable twins in the August issue.

The Guardian (UK) puts it this way: There comes a time in many US presidential elections when things begin to get really tough. And then there is only one thing for it - the candidates bring out their children.

The Globe and Mail (CA) uses a poet to comment on the news. While I'm not much into poetry, this guy is bang on!

It's time to cast off childish things --
The tapped-out kegs, the late-night flings,
The rap sheets gleaned from one-horse towns --
And put on de la Renta gowns
That make the world a proper stage
For Texas twins who've come of age.

Where once your photos graced the tabs
(All glassy-eyed and flabby abs),
Your glamour shots from this month's Vogue
Reveal a state that's far from rogue:
Instead of winding up in jail,
You're Page 1 in The Globe and Mail.

You've traded in your fake IDs
For selfless, save-the-world CVs,
And left behind your low-life haunts
To serve as campaign debutantes --
Who knew your zeal to help your Dad
Could make the Olsen twins look bad?

If strapless gowns and made-up eyes
Are what it takes to humanize
A man who sends kids off to fight,
Then you two have turned out just right:
Good girls don't ask the reason why,
But pose and smile while others die.

http://www.thefirsttwins.com/

Damn, the one has some pretty nice nips. Wonder what mom and dad thought about these photos??

I wouldn't do either of them. They look like they would insist on CBJ and would refuse anal. No DFKing either and they would want a tip afterwards. Got the look of real clock watchers, and probably will have a very short shelf life, especially the chubby one. Fuck 'em and their entire families as well, most especially their great-grandmother Barbara, who is at the center of all the problems. Just my personal opinion.

(Message edited by LAguy on August 03, 2005)

So, when are joining in to fight the War on Terror over in Iraq? Or isn't it that important?