President George W. Bush goes to a primary school to talk with
sixth graders about the war. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?



"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"



"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they
will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"



Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name
is "Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"



"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?



Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the fuck happened to Billy?"

Hahahaha. A good one.

JKarp