I googled some CH handles and was amused by what came out. If the answer to the question does not reveal personal information, please share with us the meaning/origin of your handle.

sabio - With an accent on the a, pronounced saab-yu, is portuguese for wise/knowlegeable.

Huh! I thought it rhymed with Fabio!

Hieronymus Z. Wombat

Me too. But it fits.

I selected my handle thinking about how I walked around Help checking out garotas until I zeroed in on one for the "kill." But "Stalker" didn't sound attractive. "Hunter" was adequately descriptive, but it was taken. So I added "man" and that was available.

If I knew then what I know now, I'd have put more thought into it. CH should post a note saying "Choose your handle carefully, you'll be stuck with it"

Back when the only monger boards were the WSG and one that dealt with Northern Neveda I went to a party put on by the later board. They said everyone was meeting the first night at this bar in one of the casinos. I walked in, looked around, made several circuits and couldn't find anyone in a large group who looked like what I though mongers would look like. You know, super gross. Haha.

As I walked by one group this really pretty woman smiled at me so I stopped. I mean, pretty women don't EVER smile at me so I figured maybe that was the group even if all the guys and the women looked normal. Most of them looked normal anyway.

It was the group and the woman was asking everyone their handle. And assigning you one if you didn't have a name. I stuttered a bit and she begin talking about how I looked like something to deal with an ass or anal sex. Bang. I instantly came up with a name since I wasn't about to listen to people call me Backdoor Man. And that's where Tight Fit came from.

Don Marco is a champion Andalusian stallion. His bloodlines trace back to carrying the conquering Roman legions across Europe. They are considered the national treasure of Spain. Fewer than five thousand may be found in the United States today.

Don Marco is one of the premier Andalusian stallions in the United States today, and is offered at stud to approved females.

I have traveled internationally for over 3 years, and RR are my initials.

Contrary to popular belief, my handle doesn't mean a damn thing. I signed into hotforum as "ableant", so I was gonna do "bakerbuns" for here, but "badseed" sounded better. Besides, I like the initials BS, summarizes most of my posts, including this one.

BS

This is fun, guys. I feel we are finally being properly introduced.

Contrary to Don Gringo's belief that Murasaki means "More Sake," it's actually the Japanese word for purple, my favorite color. Thus, Mr. Purple. For some reason that's what popped to the front of my mind when I was prompted for a handle during my first visit to the board.

DonGringo
Don is the Spanish equivalent of Sir, a title of respect.
Gringo is the Spanish equivalent of a North American bastard, a title brimming with disrespect.
Combine the two and you have a fleeting glimpse of our hobby - Americanos travelling for the sole purpose of tagging the prime chicas of another country. God Bless America for giving us this opportunity.
MoreSake your purple helmet makes me sick. For the love of all things pure PLEASE put that thing away.
DG

Khun Mor is Thai-- literally Mr. Doctor. It's how Thai people would address a doc.

Use of first names only is impolite unless among close friends Thus Khun-- Mr/ Mrs , or nong --younger brother/ sister , or pee-- older brother /sister is added before name .

"Epimetheus ("afterthought") is the son of Iapetus and Clymene. He foolishly ignored his brother Prometheus' warnings to beware of any gifts from Zeus. He accepted Pandora as his wife, thereby bringing ills and sorrows to the world."

I have been known to ignore good advice... AND select women that would, at best, be described as "trouble". I thought the handle fit.

Of course, I'm now thinking of changing my handle BACK to:

Dr. Evil (Riiiiiiiiiiiight)

or

Bacchus

"The Roman god of wine and intoxication, equated with the Greek Dionysus. His festival was celebrated on March 16 and 17. The Bacchanalia, orgies in honor of Dionysus, were introduced in Rome around 200 BCE. These infamous celebrations, notorious for their sexual and criminal character, got so out of hand that they were forbidden by the Roman Senate in 186 BCE. Bacchus is also identified with the old-Italian god Liber."

I'm not a drinker, but I figured the celebrations "notorious for their sexual and criminal character" seems fitting. Besides, Bacchus is easier to spell then Dionysus...

E

Much speculation has been made about my name Ablissman. Some say it is because of the online character that I assumed as head of a comedy chatroom bulletin board area in the early online days.
Actually, it is a lame substitute of the pet name that all of the ladies call me. If you wish, you can begin to call me by my real name "G-Spot Tornado". It is name that I swiped from Uncle Frank, rest his soul. So now you have a choice.

When is Master Bates gonna weigh in?

Hemp - is the first four letters of my last name and not Pot like a lot of guys thought.

I started on this board as CortoGringo, a short white guy in Mexico. Now I am SportoLingo, a name given to me by Dongringo, I assume because of my verbal bantering skills.
SL

FRONT B C is short for Frontier Baja California.

I kept seeing it on all those yellow and green Mexico license plates that it was the first thing that came to mind when I needed a handle.

Pretty boring, huh?

"Now I am SportoLingo, a name given to me by Dongringo, I assume because of my verbal bantering skills. "
Perhaps you mistook me as saying you were a 'cunning linguist', however I think we all know the REAL meaning behind your monicker. Forgive my tongue in cheek humor, but at least my tongue fits behind my cheeks.

One of my bosses knew I liked to surf, so he started calling me moondoggie. I just shortened it as it was easy to say and write.

Layne?

Damn, I was sure it was because of MY wit.
SL

"MoreSake your purple helmet makes me sick. For the love of all things pure PLEASE put that thing away. DG"

Well Deeg, you know what they say about "Purple mountains majesty above the fertile plains." Pretty much describes me in action. Doesn't that make the patriot in you want to stand up and salute?

People call me Daveee (pronounced Davy) so i just say dave33 to make my email address simpler (3's resemble e's)

Pussy Hunter, I though of first but it sounded a bit crass, so I dropped the pussy part.

Although I don't seem to do much hunting anymore.

Hunter

Mitch? we have another one among us Mitch..our good friend living in rio.. jerry...

Bwana Dik is a character from a Frank Zappa (god rest his soul) song and from his movie, "200 Motels." The song is a parody about a rock star who thinks his "dick is a monster." Google the title and check out the lyrics.

Senor Pauncho equates to

Senor Paunch-o & do i ever have a paunch.

Ixtoc was one of the largest large oil wells, a "gusher", that blew out in the gulf of campeche.

SF_Hombre are the letters of my (former) city of residence, chosen during a 5 second mind fart, and displaying a complete lack of originality. I would ask for suggestions for replacement names except you bastards are merciless.

SF,

I was just out in your former city four weeks ago, and I was surprised that everyone there now refers to you as RDJ_Whitey.

SF,

There's always "Lower_Case" or "ThanksNoDicksPlease"

When I was in H.S., I was absolutley head over heels in "lust" with the school beauty queen. Many guys were after her, hot and heavy, but after a few months, I finally coaxed her into going out with me to a movie. We went to possibly the most boring movie in history, "Flight of the Phoenix". I fell asleep. She gave me the nickname of Sandman and it has stuck ever since!

P.S. I never did get to fuck her but I sure got to play with her tits a lot! "Sandman" is still something we laugh about at H.S. reunions.....and to this day, she still is a beauty with great tits!

Pendejo means dumbass, more or less. It can be used as a term of endearment as well. I chose it because it's flexible and varied in its meanings and applications. I can be a real dumbass sometimes, so I'd rather point it out from the get go than have some other pendejo point out the obvious.

Mine is a stylized pendejo, which I first heard used by Puerto Ricans in NYC who make the p sound like a b.
Any man who has been around Latin women knows this word.

Sandman after seeing you doze off in front of a hot 19 year old cubana and wall of speakers blasting Salsa music at a Havana club, I'm convinced that you don't require a boring movie just to grab a quick nap.

Bwana - isn't that also the name of an African safari guide? The one with the long spear and the little loin cloth? All this time I thought you were just bragging.

SFHombre - frankly I think the whole bunch of you SanFran bananas are little over ripe. To that 'end', I suggest you fess up as to all of your disgusting little fetishes so we can better label you with a nickname that fits your lifestyle.

For my hobbying life I have completely assumed the identity of a colleague who I worked with for 3 months about 5 years ago. His name is Peter (my hobby email includes a version of his whole name, but it is a popular name in his part of the world) and he is born on February 29th, which is where the 29 comes from. My password is also the name of his girlfriend, and on boards where there is an age verification I used the data from his passport.

Bit of an A-Hole move on my part, but I like the consistency of the whole complete identity theft.

Peter

Geez Bwana. Is that not a little deep for this board?

DeeG - What, me brag? If only I had something to brag about. And the SF in SF_Hombre doesn't refer to SanFran, despite his apparent preference for Chix w/ dix

Mitchc - Well, yes, but isn't everything?

SF is getting pounded here. Jeeeess. Come on SF, pitch a few, your more than just a catcher.

Bwana,

Maybe everhing except Layne's chapter on "Feelings".

That was deep. I remember reading that chapter as if it were yesterday. A trip down memory LANE87...and I quote:

"Feelings ...am very distance with women in general. Surface contact only is my motto...For the most part I did. I , however found myself having feelings for two of these women. Yes I even shed a tear when leaving one of them for the last time."

The next section is memorable also:
"You want to come to America? Ohhh the famous words of a love sick American captured by the beauty of a Latina working girl. Yeah I said it. Twice to be exact and meant it."

Layne, your report was one of my all time favorites. I have re-read it a few times since being published initially.

Cazadorez means Hunters in spanish, Cazadorez is also my favorite choice of tequila.

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I concur with Gringo Con Leche. We were literally rolling in the aisles on the plane laughing at some of that stuff. Again, thanks.

The real story behind my handle is way too long and I'm way too lazy. But here goes... Many years ago, I had a public access TV show in NYC called Larry's Lotech World O'Fun!. I used to be recognized on the streets as Larry Lotech. Online, in a high-tech medium, it seemed pretty ironic to use the handle Lotech. However, for purposes of this board, it is because to fully pleasure the garotas, to the point of complete exhaustion and surrender, I don't need high-tech sex devices, I simply use that most lotech of devices, my tongue!

Lotech
American Liaison & Goodwill Director
L'Uomo Institute of Garotological Studies

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sancho&r=f

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomes_of_Zurich

I never noticed before even though I heard the song a hundred times. One of my favorite bands wrote a really nice song about me some time ago.

SANTERIA By Sublime

I don’t practice santeria
I ain’t got no crystal ball.
I had a million dollars but i’d,
I’d spend it all.
If I could find that heina and that sancho that she’s found,
Well I’d pop a cap in sancho and I’d slap her down.,

What I really wanna know,
My baby, what I really want to say I can’t define.
Well it’s love,
That I need, oh ,
But my soul will have to,
Wait till I get back and find heina of my own.
Daddy’s gonna love one and all.

I feel the break,
Feel the break,
Feel the break and I got to live it up,
Oh, yea huh, well I swear that i.
What I really wanna know, baby,
What I really want to say I can’t define.
That love make it go,
My soul will have to...

What I really wanna say,
My baby,
What I really wanna say is I’ve got mine.
And I’ll make it, yes, I’m comin’ up.

Tell sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide.
Daddy’s got a new .45.
And I won’t think twice to stick that barrel straight down sancho’s throat.
Believe me when I say that I got somethin for his punk ass.,
What I really wanna know, my baby,
What I really wanna say is there’s just one,
Way back,
And I’ll make it, yea,
But my soul will have to wait.
Yea, yea, yea

Hello everyone this is my fist time here. I am beginning to find my way around the site and I am having a ball.I can't wait to make my first trip and report.I was going to try Rio first but the boat bust thing sounds a little scary.

Hey, maybe that's my real name?

Actually, when mongering I never tell the chicas my real name...if I can help it. AlecJamer is an evolved name...really a play on "I like jamming"...but "Ilikejamming" is a crude thing for me to tell the chicas when they ask my name. So, "Ilike" quickly turned into "Alec" and "Jamming" was spun into "Jammer".

But it was a natural big tittied morena chica 44E-24-36 (and I'm not kidding...the biggest fucking natural tits I've ever fondled, sucked and fucked) misspelled Jammer as Jamer. Rather than correct her, I adopted her change...I've used AlecJamer as my mongering handle ever since.

AlecJamer sounds real enough, yet it leaves a subtle hint for the chicas...I like jamming!

AJ

........ ;-)

I was ticketed for illegal discharge of a firearm in city limits when I shot at a prowler in my house. My friends started calling me the Sniper. It stuck.

Concarne...as probably most of you know means "with meat" in spanish.

It alludes to my gastronomic preference (in my youth) to any dish having some kind of meat in it. Now it has evolved into a chica being sin carne, that would be prior to me getting there and then being con carne as in with my tube in her.

This is a funny thread!!!


Can't believe I missed it.


Thanks for reserecting it sniper.

Mine is my porn name, i.e. the name you would use as a porn star, derived from that old formula

"Pet's name + Street you grew up on"

I also should have put more thought into it - it takes forever to sign in!!

My college buddies began calling me "merlin" b/c they were convinced I must be casting spells or using "that kung fu shit" on some of the women I was so lucky to have dated -- they were clearly out of my league.

Merlin -- Does that mean we should change your handle to "Bucks" now ?? We all know what you use now to attract the hotties !

After reading Merlin's explanation, I fully expect to see some members with handles such as Roofies, FamilyMoney and ColdHardCash soon.

Haha, that sounds about right KM, since
the handle Sugadaddy is taken. Just as well as the gals these days seem to have an immunity to spells anyways.

The best Mambo band ever - El Gran Combo de Puerto Rico.

Go to www.ironeagle.com to figure it out...

I dont prefer those crotch rockets.

On the poster-sized version of George Carlin's Incomplete List Of Impolite Words, under the topic "Fornication," you'll find, "Having a bit of Gibletpie." I laughed so hard, I had to use it. Been about 10 years now.

Gib, ROTFL! Thats one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.

Interesting & entertaining....time for resurrecting this thread again. With all the handles this could become a lengthy thread if everyone participates.

The red is similar to the little red riding hood story, celebrating woman hood. And the bus is to mean the journey of life.

I ENJOY: eatin' off pushcarts in TJ, Takin' cute young putas to really sleazy hotel rooms with broken mirrors, used condoms on the floor & flies buzzin' around. WALKING from the border to the Couhilla. When the weather gets cold, I'll pick a big fat old whore with giant tits. When I have a really great GFE, I can't wait to have all of you try her out. I am not politically correct. Sometimes, I'll respond to unsolicited advice with "You should tell that to somebody who gives a fuck." I AM EARTHY.

I can't remember how I picked my handle. Maybe it has something to do with Louisiana??

Mine is the punchline for a cannibal joke. I also thought that is was just kinda neat by itself. When pronounced, it sounds like I could be a large muscular warrior, but that would be very far from the truth.

Hemp - does not = pot!

Hemp,

I don't think an explanation is necessary for 'Little Hempy'......

CFK

Keeper...
like as a goalkeeper in actively and alertly defending something, or keep as in the medieval structures in which that most important is held

I play chess as mytzlplyk online for 15+ years

One time I fell and busted my nose. A friend remarked that I was like Nicholson in the movie Chinatown, hence: jjgettis.

http://www.youtube.com/v/S25rlIyx214&hl

When I used to work up around Mount Lassen, we called him Sanchez.

Sancho,

"You ARE, YOU ARE!!!"

Sanchito,

I hope you don't need a teleprompter during sex.


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I do need a director, producer and full crew of cameramen, stage hands and various assistants.

I've owned a couple of Ford Thunderbirds, and I really liked the cars hence tbirdjoy. Damn nothing to do with sex like the rest of you guys.

Isawal? any guesses? I will post the boring truth shortly.

Isawal,

"Isawal? any guesses?"........Hmmnnn, I think it stands for: Is a wal(l) between the anus and vagina normal? You back door man!!

Picture the swagger of a lean dog loping down the middle of the road, bold as brass, head up catching the scent, strutting tail up. He's just come out of someone else's yard, maybe serviced the bitch there, maybe had a little scuffle and stole some food, now he's back on the main drag. As he passes you he holds his course and gives you a sideways eye, pink tongue panting slightly. You look back at him and he's catching the scent of fresh bitch in the air and as he's trotting away, a healthy pair of bollocks swing left and right between muscled rump. Every dog has a pair of balls, but these are the mutt's nuts.

Figure mine out...

majormajor = the guy in the novel Catch 22

My mom used to always repeat that line from the Disney film, Bambi. There is a scene where the mother rabbit lectures Thumper and says "If you cant say anything nice, dont say anything at all!" That has kinda been my motto my whole life, I try not to say anything bad about other people, i prefer to just hold my tongue! (also the fact that I tap my foot constantly when I am nervous or in deep thought)

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Iswal,
you still haven't posted the truth, it's been nearly a year....

CFK

CFK: If you're gonna revive ancient threads, how about reviving some that are truly worthy of revisitation, like Turk555's or KidCisco's??

Nothing wrong with the good old days mind you, so long as you have selective memory.

Laguy,

I call FOUL! This thread is not that old. Recently you resurrected one several years old [I can't recall it, but you did - Guilty as charged
You need to 'splain' your handle, and it's relevancy to Louisiana

CFK

So CFK, I trust you are not a postal state abbreviation aficionado. How sad . . .

Sorry, I gotta run. I have some home-cooked cajun food waitin' for me.

I bet you push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads. FYI, it's not a national holiday either!

When I finally met isawal, I figured I knew what his handle meant, so I asked him, "Who's Al?" He looked at me like I was stupid or something and replied, "Al? Who's Al?" Figuring that he was toying with me, I shouted, "I asked first, now tell me, who's Al!"

Exasperated, he said, "I don't know who you're referring to." That's when I decided to put him on the spot by informing him that his handle spells--I saw Al. "Now, who the fuck is Al? His reply stunned me, "I never looked at it that way."

Jag

And here I thought his name meant "is a wall" and was a desperate attempt to get someone to spray paint him.

Perhaps the spelling is not exact, but that's not surprising in that Isawal is a notoriously bad speller.

Obviously, it's short for "is a walrus."

He knew the Beatles way back when...

But if you spell/say Isawal backwards is there another meaning??

That is a lawasi (pronounced "lousy") question.

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well I wish it was more exciting but Isawal actually is a combination of the names of two people, one of which has passed away that had a profound influence on my life as examples of the exact opposite of how I wished to live my life.

Or it could be in honor of the great city of Isawal, Balochistan, Pakistan population three suicide (opps now two) suicide bombers and a goat.

I feel sorry for the goat

Well, What Does Your Handle Mean? Maybe some of the newer members would like to share their story on handle selection; or others that haven't might now do so. This is one of those threads you have to dig in order to discover, so here it is, renewed once again.

When I first signed up, I was struggling to find a handle. At the time I had my radio on and a Marvin Gaye song was playing (I think it was "Sexual Healing").... as I was bouncing names around in my head somehow that ended up as "lovingmarvin", which I subsequently used.

I have a black belt in cunnanalingus

Creating, choosing, or selecting a handle can be quite a creative process. Tonguefu has bottomed out, so to speak

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My real name is Troy T. and I live in Los Angeles. I never quite made the big time as a film or television actor. The only lead role that I ever got was in a pilot which failed to become a TV series, but here it is if you want to see what I look like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lomcXq586b4

Many moons ago, I happened upon a strip club near my hometown. A friend of mine, who frequented the place, advised me to wear some "soft" shorts or pants and see a girls whose name I long ago forgot. I took his advice and looked her up at the club, I mentioned I wanted a lap dance and immediately the dancer straddled me and started grinding her pussy on to my (still covered) hard0n. She just would not stop and kept grinding until she actually came. She was sweating profusely and had a glow on her and left a wet spot on my shorts, but her comment always stayed with me; " man, that was one bad ass organ grind, I needed it!"

ah I guess mine is self explanatory...very creative...lol

As an Asian kid they used to always call me Bruce. When the movie "The Last Dragon" came out, the line in the movie about "Bruce Leeroy" made an impression on me and I have used some form of that username ever since.