I've been lurking on this site for some time now. Read many of your reports. Seen yer pictures. Watched a few video films too. The only reason I joined this site for a year was to see what all the fuss was about, and so far I aint impressed. Masterbates leaves the USA to fuck fat chicks. Hell I can get them here without smelling puke in some Tijauna gutter.

I can get pussy here if I wanna. Bargirls who get drunk will go home with me for free. And if im' wanting a hooker, I can always drive through cracktown to find a $30 bitch to blow me. I just don't see why I half to leave my country to find cheap pussy.

Fact is, I really think many of you guys must be full of shit. You think that females in other countries are that much better than American women. Damnnn. Ain't you fellas ever been laid in this county?

I'm sure that the girlies around the world must be good too. My granddaddy used to say that all women look the same when you hold 'em upside down (god rest his soul). But honestly - what the fuck is up with y'all? Ain't ya never been laid here in the USA?

I joined this site cause I thought I might get a passport and try this internation sex travel thang, but you guys have done changed my mind. I don't want to end up liek yall. My membership expires soon, and I think i'm best to just let it go afore I become like you.

Don't let the door hit ya in the ass .

Thank God you never posted before leaving. We will all be eternally grateful.

I also think it's better if you do not leave the country. The world has a low enough opinion of the US as it is.

I doubt you will ever become like us. Most of us have a Hi skool deeploma.

"My granddaddy used to say that all women look the same when you hold 'em upside down..."

I herd a version of that. Befor viagra come along doctors used to tell guys if they cant get it up then they need to stand on there heads.

anyway, sory you feel like leaving us. Difrent strokes for difrent fokes. Y'all come back an visit,ok?

Off to Beverly....

Bammer, your a troll and have fun with those crack whores-- you sound like a great fit for them.

I joined this site on account of all the great things I've heard said bout foreign girls. I since been reading near every day. Some of yas seem like decent guys, but for sure most I wouldn't want anywhere near my daughter. I seen some pretty girls, and some skanky ones too. Why yall got to leave your hometown to get them? And why yall got to make fun of me just cause I ask why?

I got me a good friend at work whos been to Aisa and he swears them girls give good loveing. Alls I know is that before he took his holiday trip, he had him a girlfriend here in town. He come back from that trip and he was all messed up to ways. Number one, he was sleeping all wrong hours for a week, and number two, he kept runnin his mouth about his oriental girlfriend. His girlfriend here in town got wind of his storey and dumped him. Now he ain't got a girl here and all he dose is complain about our women sayin there spoilt.

I figger I am his friend, so I should see what all the fuss was about. So I did me a Google search and found this site. Seems to me like a club full of fellas who like imports better than domestics. Where I come from, none of us drives Jap cars on account of why send our money away to another country? Most people I know wont be seen with a import car or a import girl neither. My friend swares it aint like that. He's all the time saying that if I just take one trip out of this country then I will understand. But then I figure why testdrive a Honda if I know I cant drive it? So i just keep listening to him and yall but then I know that my life here aint all that bad anyhow. My girl is good to me, and when i want something different I still get it. But at least I ain't wasting all my money and time goin all over the world to get pussy. So when somebody with a name like KhunMore tells me to jest leave, I laugh on account of why argue with someone who cant answer my question to my friend which is why you wanna take your money to another country to get laid when you used to get some here? And the rest of you who want to make fun of me can kiss my Levis. Have some pride in your own country for a change.

Listen to your friend, he sounds much smarter than you !!!!

hmmm

(Message edited by donmarco on August 23, 2004)

Bammer,

in-line:


"Some of yas seem like decent guys, but for sure most I wouldn't want anywhere near my daughter."



comment: she cute? post her pic doin the nasty.




"Seems to me like a club full of fellas who like imports better than domestics."


comment: partly true. I shop price:quality ratio not place of origign. If quality is better overseas I buy it, if quality is better overseas and much cheaper I buy as much as I CAN.



"Where I come from, none of us drives Jap cars on account of why send our money away to another country? Most people I know wont be seen with a import car or a import girl neither.


comment: perhaps you need to get off the moonshine and outa the backwoods.


"But at least I ain't wasting all my money and time goin all over the world to get pussy. "



comment: perhaps if one likes to travel and visit other cultures traveling ain't such a waste of time and money. You don't strike me as being very inquisitive for the lack of a better term. Hello, anyone home?


"my question to my friend which is why you wanna take your money to another country to get laid when you used to get some here?"



comment: easy analogy, when I go shopping for bread, I don't go to the mom and pops store down the corner and pick up some overrpiced 2 week old wonderbread. It's crusty, is tasteless, and is a WASTE of money. No, I go to the large volume specialty store and buy several varieties from a vast array that are baked fresh and priced right. Your girl is that crusty wonder bread, but your still pretty lucky since your growing mold between the ears.











(Message edited by donmarco on August 23, 2004)

Methinks Bammer is nothing more than a troll. Mind you, he's a very articulate and entertaining troll. I hope he sticks around.

I think I know who Bammer is........

Kid Cisco, Turk, here we go again.

DonMarko you can kiss my trueblue ass. Where I come from, folks wont talk trash about a mans family. Its like I said that some of yous must be pretty hard to get laid in this country and all of you Donwhatevers on this site like to post all kinda shit about how good it is in other countries. But none of you ever has anything good to say about America accept Godfather who i remember one time saying he thought Americans were just as good.

There was a young man in our town driving a Totyota pickup. Used to be he was dating a girl from Russia or somewhere over there. She couldnt hardly speak any english and wed all ask him what the fuck? Well soon enogh she left him and none of our american girlies wanted him after that plus they all dont want to be with someone like him so he moved. How do you figure on explaining yourself to american girls? Seems to me like this is pretty unamerican.

Bammer, no that's OK I got plenty of spinner's asses to kiss. People talk plenty about American's-- see trip reports from S. America. If your referring to talking about the good ole USA, well it isn't a board to discuss the USA...

I don't need to explain myself to American girls, just as they don't need to explain themselves to me. In the meantime, I'll drive my beamer and spreadmy seeds in Asia, without fear of reprucussions from the trailer trash element

Have fun, go prime the well, and fetch some water for your folks.

p.s. how's that crusty bread tastin?

>>>I think I know who Bammer is........<<<

Catocony: As you might recall, I was forced to do an investigation into Turk5555, and through my hard work concluded he was not a regular member of this board (instead, it turned out he was an internet troll associated with the Taliban technology division). Now I don't think it would be fair to force me to conduct another investigation, with all the hard work and all. So, if you know who Bammer is, and I strongly suspect he is another Kid Cisco (a fake, but perhaps with a banjo on his knee) rather than a Turk (a moron), please share it with us. By the way, what do they put in the water in Brazil, anyway?

(Message edited by LAguy on August 23, 2004)

Bammer, Please dont let your membership lapse. I think it would be great to have your insite whenever we are discussing issues. I sort of like having the devils advocate and we havent had such an articulate spokesperson for the other side since Kid Cisco. By the way, you should use more of the emotions,

I will throw in $10 towards Bammers membership.

Bammer: You obviously are trying to show how cool you are, and I applaud the effort. However, you apparently haven't been around this board long enough to know how to be real cool, like Turk5555 was. Simple and nonspecific insults directed at members of this board are insufficient to achieve that ellusive status of "cool guy." The real measure of coolness on this board is how many members you wish death on by name. The more specific the fatal illnesses you wish on members of this board the cooler you will be; non-specific wishes of death simply don't cut it here, you need to name a specific disease or other means of death. So I look forward to your next posts in the hope you will find what you want, namely, cool guy status on this board, and perhaps that can be followed by a tribute, like the one I recently wrote for Turk.

Hope this helps.

Yall really must be sick in the heads. Look here by my estimation its gonna be damn near 2000$ for me to take one of these sex trips for a week. With that same money i can really live the life of a rich man here. Ifn I spends fitty bucks on a woman in my town, she knows damn well what I'm expecting that night. So I can get laid 40 times on the same money without taking a plane anywheres. Now tell me why I should leave all this to go fuck some skinny little 18 year old who don't know as much about good lovin as does some of my women here? And besides, some of the pictures i seen on this site make me wonder about yall. I'm nearin 50 years old and never had a problem with my pecker bein hard. don't need no pills neither. but i might with some of what i see you idots braggin about. hell down at the lodge we all laugh about fellers that sleep with dogs like them what i seen here. Now DonMarko ifn you show us a picture of your beatiful girls you can get here in America, I'll show ya what I'm talkin about. But i bet ya cant cause you must be so damn revolting that none of the girlies can fuck ya lessn theys gettin paid. And why you always got to make two responses all the time? You probably stutter too - jes like PPPPorky PPPPig

Damn Bammer, you're good! I've never grinned so much reading a Hombre thread. Tell us what you like the most about American women and American food. Where's your favorite place to go on vacation?

Ya know this board has been a bit boring since Turd5555 got flushed down the shitter. I'm glad we have something like Bammer around to laugh at.

Well, I know of two members of the board who are from Alabama, and one does have a wicked imagination and skill for prose!

Of course, he writes similar to the way Layne really talks, but Layne's from Tenn., not 'Bama.

Another suspect is who I initially thought Turk was - our dear departed man of science, Dogster/BullWinkle. However, this doesn't seem like BullWinkle, since there are no charts or supporting graphs and photos.

Deeg has been stuck in the US so long now, he's probably starting to think like Bammer, but I don't think it's him.

My final suspect possibly speaks to us from the grave, a dearly departed ex-monger who, like in Arthurian legend, may return to us one day in the distant future.

Catocany... I HEARD THAT!

Okay. I dont think a real hick would write like one. So I am concluding it is a ruse, like Kid Cisco was. Anyway, this is too good to be true. I mean to actually find someone like this would be better than hitting the lottery for me.

Admin moved me from a serious thread to Humor? What the fuck? There ain't nothin worse than you preverts takiing shots at me but now Admin thniks i'm not serious? Fuck all of you all. And why cant anybody step up to the plate and defend the ladies of our homeland? America has millions of pretty womenfolk an yall cant see that?? Damn yall boys make me sick to my stomack. Its no wonder yas have to take yer tiny little peckers to another countrey for sex.

GCL dont even live here no more and i think its cause no selfrespectin american gal would have him. He dont even ever need to show his face back home in Bama. And somebody by the name of Roadglide is disrespeting me? You need to surrender youre handle son. Aint no Harley boys that I knows of talking trash about the folks of our homeland. You turn my stomack son. Why cant yall admit that the womenfolk of America are good to? Damn I'm glad I ain't like all of yall. If taking a sex vacation would turn me into a winer like most of yall, im just as happy to stay here. WHo needs a passport ifn itll turn me into one of yall? I'm just waitin on one person to stand up for our country? Yall probably would be happy to burn a flag at one of yer sex orgys. Yall make me sick and thats the gods honest truth.

He He He He. Bammer, you are the most interesting poster on this site. Are you GCL's brother or cousin?

Bammer, have you ever been on Jerry Springer? I remember listening to someone that sound just like you. Were you on the news describing the sound of a tornado?

@American Women - I wouldn't even consider dating an American women. I am sticking with Latinas or Asian females. It doesn't matter how beautiful an American/Westernized women look, the thought of being in a relationship with one makes me nautious. Look at all of the poor hombres on this board that got ass-raped by their gringa wives. Which sane man would still want to date a gringa?

Okay, I give up. I'll admit it. Those bama girls' BBBJ's really beat the hell out of the Brazilian garotas'. At least when they remember to take their false teeth out before they start sucking.

Listen fellers where I comes from we dont allow our women to turn into bitches like they does in the big cities. Our women knows how to keep a house and cook good food and take care of us men. I got no fewer than five women I could marry at the drop of a hat an all of them would be fine wifes but I dont want to be married again. I got me a good job down at the mill and a nice home with land and I suppose Id make a good husband but I'm just as happy bein single and playing the filed. So why would I want to be married? I get lots of women invitin me to dinner at there house and I goes and has a good time but that dont mean Im gonna marry them sheeeit no! I like being a single sucesful man in my town, an I cannot for the life of me imagine settling down again. At first this site seemed exciting. I could fly to antoher countrey and meet exotic women and bed them down an all but then I started thinking hell I can do that here. So I'm just asking ONE guy to tell me in all seriousness why I should leave all this to pay whores in another countrey to fuck me? How can it be that much better? Yall seem more happy to take cheep shots at me then to answer that questions. An I'm still waitin on a serious answer.

Then ask a serious question.

1. The sex from a young hard body 18 y/o (100 pound spinner) is my taste. (I am unable to attain that type of womer here in Fresno CA.

2. No relationship or marriage potential required.

3. You are treated FAR much better by women, clerks, bartenders and restuarant hoasts and hoastesses. In essence the $100.00 bill will get me treated like a king.

4. You can have sex with many different women with annonomity in a foreign country.

There is your serious answer - personally I am now at the point where I detest the attitude of American women. Like someone here said a while back, 80% of the single women in TJ would be exstatic to be taken out to dinner at McDonalds by a gringo.

Metalboots

Bammer you need to take one trip before you write off the rest of the world. Obviously you don't completely comprehend the attraction to international sex travel, where one can arrive in a foreign land with a wallet full of dollars and be treated like royalty.

You think you're living like a king now in Alabama? Why do you think GCL left your fine state to live and work in Brazil? I implore you to reconsider the 'goodlife' you enjoy and take only one trip to Brazil before writing off this "internation sex vaction" thang you can so freely dismiss as a lark.

Take a trip and then talk to us. Until then, you remain another of so many gringo horses pulling the wagon, wearing blinders to what awaits you when you reach that illustrious pasture in the sky. For the love of all things pure - open your eyes man, afore the world passes you by.

DeeG

GCL: If Bammer follows DeeG's advice and visits Rio, will you please set him straight? I'm afraid he just won't pay much attention to a Yankee so I'm afraid you may be it. Also, while I know you and SOG are always fighting, perhaps you guys can make up long enough so you can get together and both work on Bammer. He needs your help.

I think I may have met bammer in my home state. He is the guy who gets to the General Store too late to check out the unpatched condoms at the Adult lending library there. "I" on the other hand, go early enough to find the ones that have been cleaned with mineral spirits only once or twice.
Also, I kinda like rio...

Metalboots

I actually prefer the 80lb spinners - they bounce a LOT higher.

As for TurkKidWinkle - we've needed someone to remind us why it's illegal here in the US to fuck your family members (note to Mr. Happy - THAT is what a flame looks like). I'm betting he's sitting home doing the knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump every time he's reading this thread...

E

Free is two expensive. Do the math, brain boy.

The people who lecture about others spending so much money abroad are also the same ones who most vehemently oppose paying taxes to support their beloved country.

BTW, I still think Turk was an hombre, and I think he's still around albeit with a different handle. Toward the end he started showing too much knowledge of the Copa scene, and I think if he didn't get the boot when he did he would have stumbled big time and we would have landed him.
I also think CH has been targeted by christian groups or some sort of self-styled morality police, and we get a regular stream of wackos with assorted reasons why we shouldn't do what we do: health risks, police crackdowns, social mores, and now poltical-economic.

As to Christian nuts having made unwelcome visits to this board, Catocony's picture above is unequivocal proof.

Bammer-Ifn yer nearin 50, ya aint beddin 18 year olds (unless they are sheep)in the USA. Must admit though, there is sumpin to those 40-50 year old gals without their teeth.....!

You are so Safado!

In keeping with the spirit of this thread, I offer the following web site: Mail Order Husbands

All you Hombres be careful if you go on a river trip (Deliverance) in Alabama....you might become one of Bammer's women!

Bammer might become my woman if I take that trip. I bet he's got a purdy mouth.

So just cause I don't drive no BMW an live in the big city now yall think its funny to crack on me? I seen all of what you rote an yall are real damn funny specialy that jackass Catcony who aint no southerner thats fer sure. Accordin to yous im like Turk well he was an asshole thats four sure. Yall forget that I like to get me some pussy too an I aint afraid to take a walk on the wild side. I ain' had nothing bad to say about getting sex with hookers hell thats why i joined this bord.

An I still don't see nobody speeking up to defend any american women. Yall just remember who borned ya and she was most probably american. I caint hardly understand why yall gotta be so afraid of women in yer own home land Accordin to what I seen this year, ain't most of you able to travel more than a week or two. What do yall do between trips just spank yer meat elsewise ya got to have a woman in nyour hometown. And I aint no goodytoshoes biblethumber neither so yall can jus ferget bout callin me a preecherboy an all that.

Accordin on what i red on this bored i need a passport an a visa to go to brazil well i got the papers for to aply to get a passport last month an theys settin here. I believe i might just take an get me a passport sos I can see what all the fuss is about. After hunting season I still got me 3 weeks vacation plus the union just got me another dollar an hour raise so i wont need to worry bout payin for my bitches. I thank ill just see for myself what yall been talkin about.

Bammer

Well, I hope when Bammer does his Rio trip report it is as informative as GCL's illuminating South Dakota report. Someone should tell him though that if he, like GCL, wants to later claim he has never jerked off in Brazil, he will have to refrain from writing any trip reports until after he leaves the country.

yes I am afraid of U.S. women.

I think Bammer IS Gcl, a guy with a keen sense of South Dakotan/'Baman humor and excellent writing skills--who must be getting bored with all those garotas.

Hunterman, how could you say such a thing?

You mean complimenting Gcl?

Yeah, I don't get that keen sense of humor comment.

Nor does GCL have excellent writing skills, which leads me to believe that Hunterman is really Bammer 'on account o him thinking GCL deserves teh No Bell Pies for been such a gooood writer an all'

Hell with all that book larnin that GCL/Hunterman has, he might really make something of himself one day.

Deeg, I cant say that I disagree with you. I think it would indeed take an excellent writer to pull this off. Who are the top writers on the board? Well I think everyone can agree Deeg... the best was Bullwinkle. Followed by Dartagnan. Third has to go to the "Shakespeare of the board"...none other than MitchC. Noone else has been able to say so much with so little...the one exception being the one paragraph rant elicited a few months ago. I think 4th and fifth places are filled in by KidCisco and finally LaGuy/Catacony tie for 5th.

There is a lot of talent out there. It could have been any of the "excellent" writers.

Tied for fifth behind KidCisco??. WTF What can I do to improve?