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http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/archives/2004/09/07/2003201943

I get violated by one Korean finger and now suddenly I'm the starfish posterchild?

My guess is that this clown will be the butt of many jokes for his actions. At least it's behind him for now.

Would he do differently if given the chance? Probably. Butt hindsight is often 20/20 vision.

It always starts with one Korean finger. Next thing you know you're jamming in cell phones and shampoo bottles.

The largest object ever removed at this Taiwan Hospital was a bowling pin? That sounds like a challenge to me. Go show 'em what American anuses are made of DG. I have a Sharper Image Ionic Breeze you can try. You can keep it whether or not your attempt is successful.

Maybe it was a duck pin and not a 10-pin ;-)

WTS

First, my anus is NOT American. So there.

Second, the only person on this board whose anus can create an 'Iconic' Breeze is Coffee_Maker. It's HIS trademark, not mine. (or is that a watermark? either way, I'm checking all my terma robes for skidmarks from now on)

DeeG

Hey Don; When was the last time you tried on one of those terma robes...........In Rio?

Man It sure will be nice to get back down there next month

What I'm wonderin' is How the hell did the guy with the bowling pin up his butt get himself to the hospital?

Roadglide

DG: You still have a ways to go to get to the big leagues. A doctor friend of mine who worked the ER at California Hospital (which serves Hollywood) said that he once had to surgically remove a pillar of quick drying cement that was poured ceremoniously where the sun never shines. One Korean finger isn't even in the same ball park.

What the hell kind of ceremony was that?

All i know is that I wished I had some novacaine when my Korean masseuse unceremoniously plopped her dirty digit outta my poor poopshoot.

Don't the garotas use some kind of novocaine cream when they're not really into anal?

My 'ex' said they apply some of the anal desensitizing cream to their hands while giving a hummer. Guys who hung like the proverbial horse go soft before they can do the deed.

If for no other reason, I'm gratefull to be hung like a chipmunk. To that end, I buried 4 nuts yesterday

But you didn't bury them in Brasil

Cat it is comments like the above that endear you to me the most. Be careful lest you become as loathesome as some others on this board.

Deeg -- Go wash your hands before you get that stuff on the furniture...(written from within 10 kilometers of K11, he he)

Actually an interesting thing happened to me the other day. Entering the bedroom, I noticed my garota was wiping something on her ass. I didn't pay it any mind and proceeded to get a stellar hummer from her.

Migrating to a 69, I was really savoring her buceta when I noticed a tingling sensation on my tongue. Her hummer distracted me enough to keep me on task until I could no longer tell when my tongue was on her clit. Then it hits me - she'd put the desensitizing cream on her ass AND her pussy.

With my tongue completely numb, I sat up and asked her in my best portuguese "Dith you puth thath clream thtuff on your putthy?!"

She laughed profoundly while I sat there like a dog trying to get the peanut butter offa the roof of his mouth. (An amusing pasttime when I was child)

One day soon I hope to get my game back on so stuff like this doesn't keep happening to me.

Thats a great story deeg.

Now I understand why I had the same tingling sensastion on the middle finger of my right hand. Lucky for me the only other body part that came in contact with the cream was covered in latex...Yet another good reason to wear the camisinha.

Deeg,

Do you ever find that, after some heavy foreplay and perhaps the first round of sex, and you go to eat your garota out, and she's been sweating and everything, and there's just that faint taste of shit if you get a little lower on her than you usually get to, well, do you think the Lidocane on tongue would help in that environment? Or, do you just ignore the semi-shit taste and stay focused on the job at hand?

In an unrelated matter, when you visit your Korean jack shack (or, in your case, Korean plumb shack) back in FL, do they use the same brand of anal desensitizing cream on you as your garota uses? In addition to chocolates, pocket rockets and other such sundry, should we all include small tubes of anal desensitizing cream in our "I'm off to Rio" travel kits?

And, on a very unrelated note, I remember at dinner back in May your Brasilian buddy refering to going to Rio to "get the oil changed". In your case, does the oil change include a lube job and if so, which do you prefer?

"Do you ever find that, after some heavy foreplay and perhaps the first round of sex, and you go to eat your garota out, and she's been sweating and everything, and there's just that faint taste of shit if you get a little lower on her than you usually get to"

That has happened to me more than once. And I looked like the kid who spent all of his allowance on fudgecicles.

These days I always keep a box of TicTacs at hand. I find that popping a couple in my mouth is a good idea before heading 'south of the border'.

In those extreme circumstances when the taste of the front or back door overtakes the TicTac, just take a deep breath, hold it, and use your tongue to push one mint into each hole. It may not do you that much good, but you're planting seeds for the next guy.

DeeG
"Making the World a Better Place,
one hole at a time"

The TicTac recommendation made me remember Ben's story of eating a girl out and doing a little bung-licking as well and, after going at it for a while, a peanut somehow ended up in his mouth.