First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden. > >

Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing.'" > >

After casting about for a suitable pearl, > >

He kept messing around and created a girl. > >

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender, > >

Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender. > >

Two lovely hips to increase his desire, > >

And rounded and firm to bring out the fire. > >

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud, > >

Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud. > >

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you, > >

And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you. > >

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder, > >

And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder. > > '

Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing. > > > > > >

Then he added a mouth.

Ruined the whole damn thing

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN

A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern
Minnesota.

The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn.
The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake,
the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short
distance, anchors and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies. (thinking isn't that
obvious?)

"You're in a restricted fishing area" he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading.??

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could
start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.??

"If you do that, I??ll have to charge you with sexual assault,"
says the woman.

"But I have not even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.


MORAL
Never argue with a woman who reads
It is likely she can also think