All of us know sex related stories that definitely tip into the weird. So OK CH'ers, what's yours?

I'll start it off with this one. Some years ago I had a girlfriend confess to me that as a young teenager she'd not just had sex with her family's Boxer dog, but in fact carried on a 3 month relationship with him, two or three times a week. She even described the positional logistics of that "romance" and the precautions she took to keep from getting those "telltale scratches".

I remember that girlfriend gave great head, but I always wondered where she practiced...

So, she wasn't too "ruff" with your "bone"...?

E

No she wasn't, Epi: I still have all the "bark" on the tree...

SF

Glad to hear that. Was she "fetching", or just a "bitch"?

E

A female friend of mine has a lab that simply cannot stop jumping and humping all female guests in her home. Your story raises concerns for her training methodology.

SFH, this story confirms the fact that you are indeed one helluva sick puppy.

An investment banker friend in New York trained his bassett hound to lick crotches. The dog was apparently indiscriminate as to which sex he licked, and I kind of suspected him of training the dog on himself (the dog came after my bone at one point, after the girls had had enough).

I had a Terma girl at 4x4 give a nice BBBJ, when I erupted, she puked all over me.

ew!

Sniper -

Dude...naw! You are supposed to be the one giving her the pearl necklace!

Also...maybe it has something to do with your diet...maybe your cum just tastes bad?

Anyone know what sniper can eat to make his cum yummy for the chicas?

AlecJamer

Yummy? I doubt it, but pineapple juice changes the taste ... or so I'm told.

Wom-The girls tell me that I should never eat asparagus but are very happy when I have had pineapple....or so I am told...!

I'll try it, but I think it had something to do with my massive manhood!

Is that massive manhood or...manwood !!!!!!!

I was fucking this chica who owned a cat. While we were in her bed with me on top of her in the missionary position, her cat jumped up on the bed. I noticed the cat, but thought no big deal as it made it's way to the foot of the bed to, I assumed, lay down. I just kept bangin' away.

To my surprise, the cat suddenly pounced on my ass and grabbed my balls! In less than a second the chica, cat and I were all in the air!

Thank God that cat was declawed!

AlecJamer

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Alecjamer,

LOLOLOL! I dont want to think about claws in that instance. There are just some areas not receptive to sharp protrusions. I would have quartered that cat, chica or no.

After I eat asparagus, my piss has a funny, noticeable smell. I have no idea what it is...anybody?

I'll have to try the line, "It'll be OK, I've been drinking pineapple juice."

One time I was banging my (now Ex-) wife when the cat jumped on top of my back and sunk the claws in.

We put the cat out after that.

Once I was banging the ex in the ass, and I mean SLAM FUCKING HER (she LIKED that too. Why'd I dump her again?), and right in the middle of pounding away she went completely LIMP. Passed out. Originally I thought she was DEAD. She ended up being out for about a minute before coming to. I wish I could say that I kept banging away until I shot a full bottle of Elmer's up her cornhole, but thinking the chick just DIED ON ME didn't do much for my boner or my libido at the time.

>>thinking the chick just DIED ON ME didn't do much for my boner or my libido at the time.>>

Well, yeah, talk about a dead f*ck. Sorry, bad joke.

I was banging a chick, (in my house while wife was away on business) the chick has an asthma attack and passes out, only after wheezing like she was going to croak. Took her 20 minutes to come back around. And me with the telephone in my hand contemplating calling 911......needless to say...never again at home

I once had this dog named Max who loved to stick his nose in girls crotches. One day a couple of friends & I decide cruised down to the local nude beach(In Santa Barbara, Ca.)with my 3 dogs. We were lying there kicking it drinking a few brews admiring the bountiful bouncing beauties playing nude vollyball. There was this stunner kickin it about 20 ft from us getting an all over tan while snoozing. She had her legs parted displaying her goodies for all to see. Well ole Max walks up to her sniff her crotch and proceedes to give her a big lick right there on her love box. This girl must of jumped 5 ft in the air and screamed. Me and my friends in our drunken state were just rolling with laughter. The girl starts yelling at me, so I told that was just a sample the next one was going to cost her 25 cents. Boy was she pissed.

Sandwich? See lots of dupla stories, but always two girls. Have not seen any two guy one girl stories here although that is something I would like to experience. What about a dupla with one girl servicing her friends other hole with a strap-on? No problem finding this action in porn flicks, but how about in mongerdom?

Standard fare at Eden Club in Bangkok for one girl to bang the other with a strap on while you also get busy--DP style.You pick your hole and she bangs the other. Can get awkward however depending on the physical characteristics of the participants. Personally I did not enjoy it much and always turned it down on future visits.

I'll pass on the one girl two guy scene thanks.

I barfined an attractive young woman from Patpong in BKK, i took her to my Hotel only to find the sex disappointing, so hoping to get my money`s worth, i asked if she would pee over me, to which to my surprise she said she would, she also added that other men often ask her to do this.

So she got me to lie on the floor of the open bathrooms they have in Thailand, whilst she stood over me with her legs apart and then she let her dam burst thrusting her hips back and forth so she could pee all over my body.
This is only the wierdest it gets for me.

You sicko., just joking. Good story to tell your mates when you get back home. I have a fav in Brazil that likes to pee "XIXI" on my leg when we are in the shower.