This is a question I have pondered on many times. I have noticed that women who live near the ocean are hotter, more sexy and even taste better. I have come to the conclusion that its the salt water air and a diet of fish.. whats whats your thoughts on this novel idea. Maybe we should commission a study on this topic... I can see the headlines now. DR TONGUE FU HAS COMPLETED HIS STUDY ON THE TASTINESS OF BEACH TOWN WOMEN COMPARING THEIR TASTES TO INLAND WOMEN

hmmmmm something smells fishy... ;)

I dont know.. correct me if i am wrong. It is usually diet, hygiene/grooming, douching and how close they are to that time of the month that will dictate the flavor or smell. Most program girls are aware that smelling like fish will most likely not get repeat customers. Not sure if the salt water cleans it or not but a chlorined pool certainly seems to take some of stench out in my past experiences.

In my town (LA) women who live by the ocean don't eat fish more than anyone else.

Maybe the salt air stimulates YOUR tastebuds?

Ok, from a new guy to CH. Here is my theory. Girls who workout more tend to taste better. When they run or exercise it cleans their body out. Its called the "runners theory". Possibly girls in beach towns tend to workout more due to the fact they need to look good in a bikini. I am thinking of submiting this to get published in the medical journals. Do you think anyone else has thought of this? Any doctors want to concur? Or even "non-professional" researchers and there findings.

My hypothesis is that sand lodged in the vaginal tract acts as a cleaning agent during involuntary muscle contractions and hense the relationship between beaches and cleaner pussy's. As long as it is removed before intercouse in order to prevent chafing, there has been very positive preliminary testing results thus far. In addition to cleansing action in-between intercourse episodes, it also deters other hombres from depositing volumous ejaculate into the new-and-improved recepticle.

In case you want to read the full article:


DonMarco, 2005, DMs Pussy Discourse. The Journal of Beach Pussy, Club Hombre Publishing Co.

I can smell the govt grant money flow!

now we're talking-- given the empirical nature of studying beach pussy, we need more field studies!

beach girls are always hotter because they have to show skin (potentially) and maintain their thin figure (also have to compete against other girls that do the same), so they work out and eat right....which happens to be the reason why they taste good as well.

Who is THE authority that proclaimed beach girls tasted better in the first place ?? THE best tasting girls I have ever had come from Chiang Mai and there ain't a beach within a few hundred miles of there.