Guys!! Is your dick too big? Is your girl too small? Is your man always complaining about you going in too far? Well, Cock-Co's got the answer for you!

Introducing the Dick Donut!

The Dick Donut is the revolutionary marital aid that is the answer to the prayers of larger men everywhere!

The Dick Donut is a 100% silicone donut-shaped device that fits around the shaft of the penis - and gently cushions you and your partner during intercourse - while keeping you safely out of the "danger zone". The Dick Donut weighs only 2 oz. and rests comfortably at the base of your shaft, keeping you from going in too deep - yet giving the sensation that you're all the way in!

How does the Dick Donut do it?? It so simple it's revolutionary: the Dick Donut is made of 100% silicone gel - the same material used in breast implants and many other prosthetic devices. Why is 100% silicone so important? Silicone gel is the closest synthetic match to human flesh known to man. It feels just like a part of your body. It warms quickly from your body heat, so it feels completely natural. So you never get the feeling that you've got a Donut on your Dick!

Dick Donut is flexible and pliable but strong! Dick Donut is guaranteed to withstand up to 340 lbs/square inch of pressure. We gave a Dick Donut to Milkman - HE couldn't break it! Dick Donut is also rated at 295 ft/lbs torque. We gave a Dick Donut to Superman - HE couldn't break it!

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Here's what men are saying about the Dick Donut:

- It feels so natural, I forget I'm wearing it! - "Kendricks", San Diego, CA
- My girlfriend loves it! Thanks, Dick Donut! - "Ahora007", San Diego, CA
- I'm a very large man, and my partner is always hurting after I lay some some serious pipe in him. That or he's bitching about it! Now I can plug his ass all night long without having to bitch-slap him. Dick Donut is a lifesaver! - "Milkman", San Diego, CA

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There's a Dick Donut made just for you!

- The Dick Donut comes in almost every color of our gorgeous mosaic: Caucasion, African, Asian, Latino and Native-American! (Sorry, no Pacific Islanders)
- The Dick Donut comes in three sizes: Micro Dick Donut, Regular Dick Donut, and SuperSize Dick Donut!
- The Dick Donut comes in increments of 2", 1", and 1/2". So whether you're hung like a horse or built like Milkman, you can mix and match Dick Donuts to suit any sized man!

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- Great for homosexuals and anal sex lovers, too!
- Feels like wearing nothing at all!
- No more sore vaginas for the ladies in your life! (or sore assholes for the fellas!)
- No more of the bitch enforcing the 3" rule with her fingers!
- Hypo-allergenic, machine washable, dishwasher/microwave safe!
- Bounces back thrust after thrust!
- Safe and fun in the shower!
- Non-toxic!

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Precautions:

- Do not eat the Dick Donut! Though non-toxic, ingesting large amounts of silicone gel can cause constipation, flatulence and other digestional tract irritation.
- Keep Dick Donut away from children and pets! The Dick Donut looks just like a glazed or a chocolate donut to children and pets.
- Dick Donut feels so natural, you might forget you're wearing it! Always remember to remove Dick Donut after sex (...you stupid fucking moron! We have to include shit like this because we live in such a fucking litigious society, god damn it!)
- Do not fall asleep wearing Dick Donut! Sleeping while wearing Dick Donut may cut off circulation to the penis and/or testicles. In extreme cases, this may cause the penis and/or balls to fall off during the night.

Sorry - No refunds.

MrBillO^™- ~ I got more pussy than a Tampax ~

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If it feels that natural, do you think that a stack of dick donuts could make women obsolete?

No

Cause they are still needed to take dumb gringos money


Milky

I refuse to believe there's a dick donut for latinos!

Every Latina I've dated tells me they don't need one!

Cool! You know those chicks really hate big cocks. Ha ha ... the poor, well-hung bastards!

-Superman-