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Uh Sampson,

The beer is free on Aug 22nd?

Sampson please respond?

Donde esta Sampson?

Ben the beer is on me dammit !!!

Ahora will be there !

Sampson is going through an Episode right now.
He should be fine after he gets a motivational speech from me , its the least i can do

Take care
Milk007

Does the motivational speech have to do with you living in a van down by the river?

Dogster,

You gotta be shittin me. Your experience with a few hundred head was probably with chicas not cows. LOL. Or have you really lived on a ranch? It was a compliment to you, by the way when, I mentioned that your intellectual development was never arrested by spending time in the oilfield or on a ranch. I worked in the oil patch and I never met more degenerates in my life. I liked it. LOL However, outside of management types and engineers, there was very little interest in intellectual pursuits. It was all about making money to spend on women and booze. Hey wait a minute.........LOL. But I am not sure what inspired you to call me Batsterd and Hamster1. That really hurts. I am going to have to console myself with a brew in the zona.

I would be happy to meet with you to talk about summer grazing, branding, artificial insemination. Or we could talk about the benefits of nitrogen versus water versus Carbon Dioxide for pressurizing played out oil wells. Or maybe we could discuss International import/export law, the vagaries of Mexican tax law re maquiladoras, or the application of PROSEC and PITEX on goods from outside of NAFTA. Just stay away from discussions of perceived light, the unabomber manifesto, and all that other stuff that reminds me of my low IQ. LOL Best of all we could discuss the pros and cons of Mexican Putas. Thats something we all know about.

I got caught trying to artificially inseminate a Semintal.

Have you ever seen one of those long metal tubes the vets use to get sperm from a bull? They stick it up the bull's ass and then send an electric shock down the tube. Bull doesn't seem to enjoy it, but it sure works. The vets of course have a device to catch the jizz so it doesn't get contaminated.

Ben,

I can get kinky with the right girl, but the bull tube is definitely OUT.

Come on guys. Stay on topic.

NO TROLLS.

Sorry.

sorry I couldn't resist

Batster, mi amigo:

"You gotta be shittin me. Your experience with a few hundred head was probably with chicas not cows. LOL."

Correct, but why split hairs? My grandfather was a rancher. Does that count? How about cow tippin'? (not as mean as punchin' a cow)

I thought the "Little Batsterd" typo was cool, especially when juxtaposed with comments about the "Old Bastard" (Ben).

Regarding "Hamster", you gotta check this out:

http://www.evanovich.com/kicksave.html

Catster

Snapper,

Your pic resembles my ex-mother-in-law, first thing in the morning... actually, all day long... including the face fuzz.

Dogster,

Thanks for the logo. I am going to lift it and print up a couple tee shirts to use in the zona( ya right).

If your grandfather was a rancher you are practically a redneck. How did you get to be so f---- smart?

Dogster thank you
Now I know what i will be wearing for the fiesta.
A Batster uniform , that guy rules !!!


Milkster

I really wish I could make it. I was going to dress up in my StrikingViking get-up.

Hey StrikingViking, if you see this don't kick my ass. It's just a joke.

Snapper
You crazy fuck - you REALLY spent too much time around farm animals LOL!

The photo that snapper posted above (not the SV one) sort of reminds of Ben.

What do you think, Milk?

Gracias Byron

Damn...wish I'd thought of that first.

Fuck you Jo.

See you both next Thursday.

I am looking forward to Fiesta II

I don't think we are even joking, Ben.

What ever happened to that wonderful asian cultural quality of "respect for the elderly"?

I think Byron has become americanized!!!

Benwhomayhavetobringbyronsgirl$500

Don't you mean, "lespect fol the erdely"?

(I'm thinkin' my babelfish is terminally ill)

dogster

oops.. that should be "erdelry"
sorry...

Hey Dog,

How about lunch at your favorito next week/

?

it should be "solly...".

Master say "Ben chase pussy faster than 3 legged cat running from Chinese restaurant"
Rotsa ruck Ben!