Last night Roger and I met a monger, he bought a gal a drink. His breath reaked bad, she didn't want to kiss me because of his breath. Hi had the right clothes and personality and new how to dance. I really like the guy, he's super cool. However, he was trying to hard to get his moneys worth out of her, and forgot to keep dancing for 6 songs, of course she danced with him for 2 songs and gulped down the drink. He said, Dam! $6 drink and 2 songs, Westfargo, what do you think. I said, dig a ditch and burry the bitch. He said, just one more time, like she's slot machine. Then shy noticed a guy selling candy passing by, she grabbed a Rocky Road and naturally he paid. I just grabbed Roger and we started to leave, he said, Your leaving? This is too pathedic, I can't handle it, were going to the Chevellas.

I went to the Chevellas, got a nice gal to sit with me, she sat with me for 30 minutes and I danced with her 7 times and I costed me $2.50, plus I could have fucked her too, for a little tip.

For a possible 20 cridits...

What did the monger do right?

What did the monger do wrong?

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for extra credit! "20 credit bonus"
How could I have danced 7 songs for $2.50, and have 30+ minutes alone with her, and have her think I'm nothing less then a prince?
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What did the monger do right?

He kept you from kissing his chica by practicing poor dental hygiene.

What did the monger do wrong?

He new how to dance instead of dancing knew dances.

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for extra credit! "20 credit bonus"
How could I have danced 7 songs for $2.50, and have 30+ minutes alone with her, and have her think I'm nothing less then a prince?

You danced by yourself while wearing your cardboard Burger King crown?

"What did the monger do wrong?"

He was seen with you!

Hey let me guess:

What he did right:
Nothing

What he did wrong:
He bought chica a drink.
He bought chica a candy.
Looks like he paid chica for dances.
He was wearing right clothes and had good personality according to WF.
He was talking to Roger and WF in front of chica.
He acted lost when Roger and WF left AB.
He forgot to mention price he was willing to pay chica.
He forgot to tell his sobbing story to chica.

Extra credit
Why pay $2.50 when you can dance for free and have 30 mn with chica by yourself?

San_puto & Aardvark,
I'm not sure how to grade your work.

Athos,
you get 5 credits on what he did right. Overall he got out and danced. That was right. Him buying her the Rocky Road is a good thing. Why? I would think that she may remember the good gesture, plus it's was only $1.50 and it's not like it's a beer, where every guy buys her a beer. From the serface it seems bad, but the candy may have been prudent. However, I would have asked her for some candy or something. The guys would never think of taking anything from these poor inocent girls. However, as much as it makes you feel good to give a little, they too don't mind parting from a little piece of candy. And they remember you.

6 credits for the other.

18 credits for the extra credit. Thats the sperit! Your getting there.

Westfargo...