WELCOME TO THE CHURCH OF KENDRICKS
He’s gone now, but his sacred spirit lives on. For the weary souls who crave a sacred connection between their living, yearning hearts and the Afterboard, now there’s a home for you on this thread. Let me be the first to welcome you to the Church of Kendricks—after all, I am the first disciple (lets not quibble about this. LOL). And if yer down on yer luck, and life ain’t worth a damn, get a girl with far away eyes… (oops. That last sentence was on-topic).

CHANGING THE WORLD - ONE FLAME AT A TIME
Revolution is about philosophical change. In reality, true revolution begins with a demand for a philosophical shift, a new paradigm. It begins with a challenge to the pre-suppositions of the culture. And, revolution begins when the few begin sharing their ideas (and letter bombs) with the many. The movement grows and hearts are changed. Supporting the growth and success of a revolution are the materials that support and teach the new way of thinking/fucking/bombing. Slogans, pamphlets, books, music, and mass murder all facilitate the success of the movement.

WHOREMONGER MOVEMENT IGNITES
NEW COUNTER-CULTURAL REVOLUTION WITH
QUESTION HEARD AROUND THE WORLD:
WHAT WOULD KENDRICKS DO?
WWKD began in the hearts of a whoremonger group at Club Hombre, sparked by an author who wrote passionately before being martyred to the cause of(we’re not sure, but we think it is Booze, Whores, and Fighting Them). It has grown to impact millions worldwide (ok, maybe 3) who now ask the question, WHAT WOULD KENDRICKS DO? The founder of the movement started with a basic presupposition - if each person would ask the question - WHAT WOULD KENDRICKS DO? with each decision they made, the world would be changed one flame at a time.

CAN’T WE ALL JUST NOT GET ALONG?
Today, that spark of thought has grown into a raging fire that is fueled by a Bible (err… any Kendricks posts archived for eternity at this site), and a special WWKD t-shirt (Got Flamed?) that is all targeted to service, support, encourage, and service repeatedly… well we won’t go there… Rest assured there are plenty of gratuitous details (and “chocolate” covered condoms).

What began as one group of whoremongers desire to impact their own lives, their generation, and their culture has grown into a trans-generational revolution (some of you are baldie-fattie-oldies, right?) that is sweeping the world. As oppositionally defiant dudes in need of getting laid, they challenged the values that they saw at work in their elders. They have now effectively touched many generations (…err breasts…), all the while asking themselves one simple question with all of life’s daily decisions (en la cama) - WHAT WOULD KENDRICKS DO?

At a time when values education is a hot topic for schools, when the news is filled with reports of political corruption, moral failure, and the impact of greed on the lives of millions, these four letters make an impact on those who ask the question they represent - WHAT WOULD KENDRICKS DO? The answer (drink booze, fuck women, destroy the moralistic, control-freak bastards) impacts the core values of the moral fabric of our society. Beyond sex-sexuality-sex travel- all areas of decision are impacted - integrity, generosity, fairness, right or wrong choices, truth or lies, love or hate, racism, materialism, orgasm. WWJD simply says, fuck it all to hell, what would Kendricks do in all things.

WWJD stands in direct contrast to the "Just say no" mentality of moralists, who encourage kids to live life with moral boundaries - justifying non-hedonistic passions. We start with situation ethics framed as freedom of choice for lifestyles.

Join Now!!! Put your testimonials below. Just remember that if you don’t agree, yer a fuckin’ moron. Cripes, some of you are more fragile than yer balsa wood penis enlargers. So, Jesus Fuckin Kendricks, for God’s sake, JOIN NOW!!! Semper Fi.

Yours in Booze, Fighting and Whoring,
And God Bless,

Dogster

PS. Send all monetary donations to Dogster!

Uh That was just fuckin great. But WWKD?

I know Kendricks would be proud, no maybe pissed off, depends on if he had been laid recently.

I have a new found freedom on this board as I am against abortion, love Baptist, think that George Bush is the father of our country and John Ashcroft is the second coming of Jesus

Eat your fucking heart out Kendricks.

Dogster you are at your best tonight. I mean classic.

Dogster is to educated to be on his wedsite!!

I worship at the church of westfargo. His shrine is in Norco where his little priestess still resides.

WHAT would Kendricks do? Not WHO? Hmm.

By the way, isn't it blasphemy to post something 'on-topic' in a Kendricks thread? ;)

Westfargo's priestess? Once she's old enough to drive won't she leave?

Unemployed fan club president looking for work.

Will entertain all offers.

Dogster, weren't you the guy who was always fighting with Kendricks? Listening to you talk about him reminded me of the news clip yesterday concerning the murdered girls in Oregon. They arrested some guy as the prime suspect when they found the bodies buried on his property. The real kicker was a taped interview with the guy from the week before where he went on and on about how much he knew and liked the girls and hoped that where ever they were that they were happy.

This is no way implies that you are doing anything but enjoying yourself with irrelevance knowing that your former debating partner is no longer around to correct you.

Dogster probably went whining and whimpering to Hombre and had Kendricks removed.

Now Doggie is trying to cover up his puppy tracks.

Bensherlockholmes

Ummm.... I hate to break it to you, T_F, but WWF wrestling is FAKE! Did you know that?

Script for today:

Dogster:
"Yeah, that debate about light and color was TOTALLY serious. And as a result of that, I HATED Kendricks. In reality, I TOTALLY AGREE with kicking him off. Thank GOD we can now get on with the business of on-topic posts without any of that other stuff."

Hombre: "OK, Dogster. Anything you say, Boss. Is there anything else you'd like?"

Yours in sarcasm and whoring,
Dogster

Dogster, you mean all those body slams were fake? No way. You could feel the thud as they hit the floor.

What I miss is roller derby. Talk about violence in a small enclosed area.

That wasn't a thud, you idiot. It was the sound of "pull my finger." Anyway, how dare you evoke traumatic childhood memories... My beloved LA T-Birds always got torched by the dreaded Kansas City Bombers. (Kendricks, wherever you are: this team is not to be confused with the Oklahoma City Bombers).

And, TF, I'm disappointed in you, you pathetic worm. You posted the wrong roller derby pics...

Sheez...I leave for Heavana for a few days and when I come back, my world as I know it ENDS!? Speaking of ends, what happened to dear ol' Kendricks? The friction he created around here was sorta stimulating (in an anal sex w/no lube kinda way.)

Is he gone for good? Did he go out in a blaze of glory? Will he sabotage this board and all of us who remain?? Is it safe for me to open my emails???

Dogster, a finer eulogy could not have been written - I was touched by the homage you paid to our dear friend. WWKD? You fucking morons! Think! Use that pea-sized brain of yours for something more than drooling over your daily porn emails. Get out there and get yours - fuck anyone who gets in your way. If you can't understand that, asshole, you don't deserve to share the air on my planet.

Ben, I might agree with you on everything, but Kendricks is giving you the one-finger salute somewhere as you remain in the herd with all your cashcud-chewing cows. Wake up and smell the coffee - there's more to life than dreaming of Adrianna - fuck convention, leave your portfolio in the care of this board and stike out on your quest for fresh novias like an immigrant with a stolen laundry bag of cash over your shoulder.

Father Dogster rules.
DG

If they can't take a joke.... fuck 'em.

I hoping this isn't from The Church of Kendricks

_S_: Fuckin' hilarious. That's WDKD (What Did Kendricks Do?).

Looks like the Church of Milky


lol

OK--given all the kendricks stuff on hte mexico chat, I think it is time to re-open the doors of this fine church.

Halleluja. Amen. Die, motherfucker

Perhaps we can take up a collection to reinstate our esteemed savior. And perhaps we can throw in a little extra for Hombre's headache medicine....