Street Gals Question and Answers:

A lot of mongers that are new to SG’s have a lot of questions. They say the street gals are so mysterious. I have compiled a list of the most popular questions that mongers ask. This list also include myths and facts about their habits, it’s only based on what I’ve observed, since and I’m going to have to get politically incorrect since I don’t have another words to describe it. Any monger that’s been mongering for any amount of time knows how to tell if a whore is lying. If her lips are moving! Again, I’ve actually through the years have gone to GREAT lengths to find out if any of these myths are true. And here’s the results. Some questions are quite elementary, but I get them from almost everybody all the time, so the experts should bear with me.

Questions:
Where do the SG’s live?
20% live in flop houses around the zona, and in weekly hotels like the Monolla, Tapatillos or Quallia. But the vast majority live near the beach in little apartments for about $150 dollars a month. I’ve been to many of their apartments and homes through years and you’d be surprised at how degraded the homes and apartments are in comparison to how much they make per year. We have a housing shortage almost everywhere and we don’t mind paying 40% of our income for a nice house. They on the other hand would never think of doing that. There life is best described as how America was during the depression. Conserve, conserve, conserve, because they don’t know when they’re going to be on the streets again.

If they have children, why don’t their children live with them?
Would you have any children living in TJ? The places they come are more poverty stricken then TJ on average; however, the crime rate is much lower those little towns too. However, many do bring their kids to TJ.

If they make big bucks, why do they always wear the same clothes?
This is one of the most interesting things I’ve found. Their very superstitious, their like baseball players, most feel they have a LUCKY pair of clothes and they earn more money with those clothes. On occasion going to their homes, I’ve seen so many different types of close thorough all through the house.

Where do they keep their money?
They have little change purses worn around their necks. However, 90% of their earnings is stored with the manger of the hotels. They give the guys a little tip and they hide the money in the gals purses locked in the back. They don’t want to risk going to the room with all their earnings.

Do the gals have pimps?
90% don’t, however, 50% of the gals have a boyfriend or a husband that uses the money the way they see fit. Beer, gamble, women, etc.

Why do Mexican guys always say these are my gals and want me to pay them a tip before taking the girls?
These guys are called “Hustlers” they aren’t pimps, there just locals that see a little opportunity. Never pay them or be associated with them. Many carry drugs and if you’re stopped by the cops with them you’ll go to jail too.

Why do the gals only go to one hotel, can’t they go to other hotels?
There little purses are stored in a favorite hotel and it’s sort of a hassle to go to another hotel. However, I have a couple of favorite hotels too. And I won’t go anywhere but those hotels and the girls always follow me.

Why don’t the gals take off all their clothes?
Because you don’t tell them too. And force of habit. They don’t have ESP, if you don’t tell them what you want, then they’ll do what they want. And that’s to get out of there ASAP.

Why do I have to pay up front?
Because you tell them you want to pay afterwards. And they can feel more comfortable that is they have to leave in a hurry they don’t have to fight you for the money. *** WESTFARGO ALLERT *** Paying up front is the kiss of death. Always pay afterwards. And to avoid embracement, tell them your going to pay afterwards before you get to the room. So you don’t waste your time and theirs.

Why don’t they sit down when they go to the bathroom? I.e. take a shit or piss.
Only the border towns and luxury hotels have toilet seats on the toilets. They NEVER sit down to take a shit or piss. Also, that one of the reason the women have such nice firm legs. It’s a custom nothing more. Therefore the men don’t mind peeing all over the toilets, because no one will ever touch them anyway. Right? LOL…

What do the gals use for conterseptives?
This blows me away, but very few use anything but a condom. I’ve always thought it was a ploy so I can’t fuck them without a condom. However, they’re very catholic and that’s a no no. I’ve gotten many pregnant, even when they said they were on the pill.

Their hair is so beautiful, how do they grow the hair that long?
Those bufons in the back or their hair are wigs with 50% of the gals. Just ask, they’ll tell you. Wigs are very popular in Latin America.

If there lives are so NICE in their little towns, then why do they come to dirty old TJ?
The vast majority had had major problems in their little town, pregnant at 13 years old, drugs, watching too much American television, molested. My ex-wife was molested at 5 years old, and nearly every girlfriend I’ve ever had, had sex at about 8 or 9 years old down there. These aren’t hookers too. There good old-fashioned gals. If a little girl get molested in Mexico, she keeps her month shut. My “X” told her parents and they blamed her. Those guys fuck anything and every think down there. It’s worse then you could ever imagine! I have a girlfriend Veronica that called me up last year and said her next-door nabor raped the shit out of her. She was crying. Her next-door nabor!!!! They are more brazen then you can imagine! Don’t get me started!!!!

I see lots of gals from Central America in the bars and on the streets, why are they here?
Mexico has an estimated 1.5 million Central Americans working illegally in Mexico. In comparison to their population they have more foreign illegal working there then we do here. When found, unlike the United States the police have the authority to arrest them and start deportation. Mexico has a very elaborate and efficient immigration system. They can deport a person within 24 hours. In many ways it’s much more modern then our immigration system. They have a complete bus system in Mexico that runs from city to city 24hrs a day 7 days a week in every capital city in every state in Mexico that picks up the illegal to be deported. In the United States it takes up to 5 years depending on the appeals plus their chances of getting caught are near zero.

If I feel I got my moneys worth, do I have to pay?
You didn’t sign a contract with the gal. If you told her exactly what you wanted and she didn’t deliver, you don’t have to pay. No tip! Nothing! She won’t scream. She may tell the manager. That’s a good experience too. I’ve been in that place way too many times through out the years. And I’ve NEVER paid a dime. And I’ve always come back to the same hotel or in some cases fucked the same gal and she was great! The respect you get is phenomenal! You haven’t mongered until you gotten into that situation, and plus it get easier and easier too.

Do I have to pay a tip? Is it customary?
Some guys like too. Some don’t. I never do. They’re just doing what I’m paying them to do. They don’t do a better job if you give them a tip. As a matter of fact they usually ask for more money next time. Put it this way, it’s not their custom to receive tips. And when in Rome do as the Romans do. If you want to give anybody a time, give me a tip.

If they make a fortune why do they just come and go? Many of the one’s that make BIG bucks just never come back.
After working in Mexico and having many many girlfriends, I think I’m more then qualified to answer that question. If your taking about non-hookers, very few Mexicans have watches, they like to party and they generally don’t take their jobs very seriously in the companies I’ve worked at on the border. Since there’s a huge labor surplus and labor law are rarely enforced they usually get fired fairly quickly and replaced. That’s to a monger I met last year that would go and get him AIDS test with the hookers. I went to the clinic in Ave Heroes and 4th, the Dr. speaks great English. He volunteers his time. I paid my 50 pesos and he took my blood and he explained it. He said the gals are remarkable clean. However, they yearn for their homes in the south is so great the give up everything for there family. Others catch diseases and still others earn so much money they go home spend it all and come back. But the vast majority just get tired of it and go home. Sort of nice and refreshing!

Does the mafia control the zona?
No one controls the zona. However, I have personally seen very large amounts of money being paid in bribes to police. I was staying all night long a couple of years ago in the Hotel Rizzo above the Tropical. When I was going up stairs to go to sleep about 15 cops with rifles came in and then the cashier just opened his drawer and pulled the most massive amount of pesos I’ve ever seen. All in the open with papers. They took it within 2 seconds and left I asked the cashier and he said it was a bribe. The owners of the bars give one day’s earnings and only one-day earnings every month to the cops. Also, you’ll hear stories about mafia guys hiding on roofs counting all the times the gals go in so they can get a share. That’s a lie. The gals are free to Rome. Like a cell phone.

Donkey shows?
I’ve LOOKED all over Mexico and Central America. I’ve never seen anything even close to that. I’ve seen gals get fucked on stage. I’ve seen slender 16 years old gals put whole beer bottles all the way up their pussies on stage. But no Donkeys.

Why are the roads full of pot holes, whys the zona so dirty?
Revolution has been fighting for years to shut down all the bars in the zona. I read in a article last year that the bar owners in the zona are the one’s that paid for all the new sign’s around revolution and restored the Valliazes park 3 blocks north of the zona. Just to get Revolution bars off their backs.

Can I carry anything for self-defense?
No! No! No! Nothing for any reason. Sorry! If you use any weapon, even a rock on the ground especially in a fight with a Mexican you can go to jail for years! That’s YEARS! I always talk to the little sub station cops, and they say it has to do with how bad you hurt the Mexican. Don’t even bring sharp objects. Believe me, you don’t even want to find out what could happen. In many respects the AB guys are sort of smart for not venturing further than the AB bar. If you want to know how lop-sided the laws are in Mexico against American just go to the American Couselt. And ask about how many Americans and how long their in Jail for, For just being caught with bullet shells “No gun” or a little pocket knife. Its no joke Mexico has more of our Military officials locked up then all other nations combined and Mexico sends the US the bill for their incarceration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That’s why I would love to send Mexico a bill for the United States educating their children here and medical, Jails, and immigration etc…

If I have a problem can I go to the cops?
I do it all the time. The laws in Mexico are nearly the same as the US. If you have a problem, report it. Just don’t act like an idiot. And above all don’t pay a bribe or anything like that. The cops in the zona are good one’s, I haven’t had any problems with them. And one asked me for a bribe 6 months ago. I just said, no! and walked away.

What happens if a cop does ask me for money?
Officially, your not supposed to pay him. If you feel brave enough tell him you want to go to the cop station. Try to get other cops involved. There always a few honest one’s and they may let you go without paying a dime. Write down the cop’s license number car number badge number. That’s the most important. Roger and I go for a “RIDE” with the cops on an average of once a year. And we always go to the Cindacura, the cops cops set up by Ernesto Zerdillo, to fight corruption. The head quarters isn’t far from the zona.

Some excellent advice, Westfargo. Especially the weapons and drug warnings. A first time visitor to Mexico would do well to memorize them. There was an incident of an American getting jammed up over EMPTY ammunition casings he had forgotten about in his vehicle that he drove across the border. The Mexican police found them,arrested him and took him to jail. The last I heard he was still there.

When i walk around not checking the streetgirl selection and everything out and am planning on not going into the bars I usually carry one of those 1.5 litre bottles of bottled water with me.I doubt if they could make this stick as a weapon but it can be used as such.If you put the deathgrip on cap end of a full or nearly full one it not only gives you nearly a foot of extra reach but also something that packs a heavy ass wollup if you want it to.It may not be the best thing to help protect yourself but it is probably the least likely to get you into trouble with the policia.
Taxibob

151Rum writes "There was an incident of an American getting jammed up over EMPTY ammunition casings he had forgotten about in his vehicle that he drove across the border. The Mexican police found them,arrested him and took him to jail. The last I heard he was still there."

Can you give any more details of the incident? When, where etc? What newspaper or news broadcast covered the story. If not I'm inclined to write this off as an 'urban legend.'

Reytj-There have been at least 2 accounts of situations like this carried in AP reports. I know it happened at a Texas border crossing.Pretty sure it was at the El Paso crossing with at least one occurence of this nature. There seems to be some confusion about traffic routing and one man inadvertently ended up south of the border with a hunting rifle in his pick-up and was jailed for possessing an illegal weapon in Mexico. The empty shells was from a newspaper report also, not third hand hearsay. Sorry I can't recall all the specifics, but if you want to confirm this I would suggest checking out some Texas newspapers.

It was on 60 Minutes a couple of years ago too. They pointed out that despite sign after sign saying no guns in Mexico, the moron crossed the border anyway. They profiled a few people, some busted at El Paso and some busted at San Ysidro. All had been in jail a long time, and the U.S. is powerless & unwilling to help.

-Superman-

Westfargo, again you provide very valuable information about SG and others. I second especially never paying a tip. It cost me 6 months before I realized that, but truely nobody expects a tip in mx. If they do than just because they know, that is is customary in the US. I never tip cabbies and even if a girl spends twice the negotiated time with me and throws in a extra BBBJ, I still wont tip.
It takes all my strength not to do it, after all my life in the US, but the reactions I've gotten are always the same:
All the girls or cabbies who are okay will take it as normal and will therefore not begin to see me as a cash-cow.
All the jerks and hustlers of course will start complaining (I rarely make the mistake to run into those), but I don't care what a hustling girl thinks of me anyway. I wont return in any case.
So, you guys out there: take all your strength and DO NOT TIP, never, nunce, nada.
It works to the opposite it does in the US. The girls will give you more respect and better service. And isn't that what truely seperates mx from the US. In mx you can not buy respect, money is simply not everything. I just begin to learn that. Going to a strip club in CA is so easy. The girls will respect you and "love" you when you pay them well.
In mx you can throw all your money at them and they still hate your guts, while a guy who knows how to play things gets things almost for free.

I have a comment regarding the amount of money street girls make and save. An acquaintance of mine who works in one of the zona bars told me recently that he is dating a street girl who has more than $40,000 US dollars saved up. He did not say who she is, just that she is very attractive. I can not vouch for his veracity, but I do not know why he would lie; he was not bragging, it was more like he was amazed at how much money she makes.

Robertx,
You hit it right on the money. Couldn't have said it better myself.

Hippie,
I'm sure there's a number of them out there with at least $40.000 in the bank. However, the vast majority, under my opinion would send their money to their families in order to support them. Of course the families will high off hog. Spend it on usless shit, just waist it. I've had many many different girlfriend in Central and Souther Mexico and saving is usually last on their lists. Thats has to do with that "Future" thing. And just like my "x" wife the Future doesn't exists. Here and now is the only thing that is really real!

Westfargo...