THE LADIE'S MAN AND TEDDY-BEAR SEX

Well, The hot romance I had with my (ex-)long-term favorita #3 (Oct 2003 thru March 2004) ended with us being intermittantly enemies, then best friends.

During those several months, she had asked when my birthday was 3 or 4 times. So when my birthday came & went without her noticing I took it for an indication that we were not such good friends after all. I also told her I would not forgive her lapse.

I started avoiding her, humping every fichera who would let me, under her inexplicable cold stare of jealousy. I don't know why. Shit, she owned me then - and still does.

After taking up with two successive potential favoritas for a while, then dumping them both, I was at loose ends. Ex-LTF#3 invites me to her place for some mole poblano.

Well, visions of sugar plum fairies (& peasant women slaving over a hot fire for days to prepare traditional homemade mole) filled my head. I guess I'm a slave to my stomach as well as to my pecker. I accepted her offer.

As a precautionary measure against being sexually manipulated, I humped a street girl before going to her house.

When I showed up the next day, We greeted each other with warm kisses on the cheek and a big hug. She cooked up a batch of chicken mole (from a jar !).

She escorted me into the bedroom (also her living room as it is a rented room situation) and we sat down on her couch (which is also her bed) and we began to eat. About half-way through the meal, she explained that in Puebla, rather than a cake to celebrate a birthday, they served mole.

I sensed her intensity & honesty in this simple statement, and forgave her completely. As it was then about 11:00 AM, I suggested a movie. She declined on grounds of tiredness.

I admitted to being sleepy too, and she told me to kick back. I kicked off my shoes and began to relax beside her as she watched TV, awaiting sleep. We were holding hands and I kept dozing off, basking in the warm fuzzy feelings of affectionate friendship.

At some point I placed her teddy bear between us - referring to him as our love child - My fuzzy body & her face. (She almost hit me.) I fell asleep.

I dreamed of her sweet smile, our precious love, and I groped her breast gently. Then I woke up and realized that I was copping a feel on her teddy bear. Asleep, she had a fantastic smile on her face but wasn't grabbing anything (Damn !).

We went to the movies. Afterward, she changed in my room and went to work. Later on I danced with her more than a little bit.

The next day we had another date for the movies. I humped another SG before showing up. It was rather nice. This time we played footsies (with our hands) the entire movie, and she threw her left leg over my right one.

I began to feel this growing emotion of "Gosh, I WANT to marry this girl". Fortunately, my vocal organ was paralyzed.

Then I remembered having this feeling the previous year with Lady LapDance. This was a full year after we had broke up, but we were in the SAME PHYSICAL POSITION. In her case I had to tell her (LLD) about it, as we were 1 year post-breakup and knew better. We both laughed our asses off.

But this time I kept my fuckin' mouth shut. I did tell her that I loved her more than ever. It would have to do.
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So the tales of Senor Pauncho continue;
(and believe it or not, I have left out a lot.)

Having chased this same girl (TJ bar fichera - dollar-per-dance, services negotiable) for more than a year, I finally suceeded in getting her to agree to be my novia - sort of.....

How did I do this ? I quit fucking her (& quit paying her) for about 3 months. I did tell her that those things that she wouldn't give me I'd look for elsewhere, but that I still loved her desperately.

She often got real jealous. One time dancing with her, I told her "Remember, they were your words". "What words ?", she said. "Love & sex, they are different things...." I had never seen her so pissed off. But she still didn't say anything.

I would get invited to her house, we'd take a (fully dressed) nap. (See "Teddy Bear Sex" above).

I had long since given up on avoiding her - I always went back ! At one point she wouldn't even fuck me on paid time. So I quit paying.

But we still did movie dates (I paid the tickts, but i didn't pay her) and ficha dancing at the bar ($1 c/u). She'd leave with clients and I'd leave with other hookers. Once in a while we went out to dinner.

Then one day, upon returning from the movies, I was awaiting her while she phoned her mom. This time it was only 30 minutes, and near the end tears were coursing from her eyes.

When she left the booth, she said "My mom is sick". I told her we could talk better in the room. in the room she asked me (in spanish) "What is neuropathy ?". As I am diabetic (like her mom), I knew what it was (a chronic diabetic complication).

(Aside: Yes I know that a sick mom is putamentira numero uno.)

As I had planned to send her home for Christmas as a birthday present (end of November) anyway, I just moved it up, bought plane tickets for her and her sister and handed her a fistful of cash (almost 2 weeks wages) and sent her on her way.

She showed up without notice one day. I was dancing with a new girl and had just asked her to Dinner when my fav showed up. Then the new girl & I left for dinner and then the room.

The next weekend I went to the bar and couldn't find her. So I left and came back later. I still couldn't find her so I left with a "girl who doesn't go to the room unless she has to for economic reasons".

The next evening (Friday) she was pissed and said to me "On the telephone you act like you want to be with me, then you leave with the young chica." I told her that I didn't see her, I was lonely, and "You have never given me a reason I shouldn't. I've always wanted to be your boyfriend and you never wanted this."

Well much discussion ensued (this non-demonstrative woman actually said "Te quiero mucho") and we left the room "novios" - sort of. Of course her part of everything we agreed to began to erode before she left the room. I had "helped" her with a hefty TLN stipend, and we were to spend the night together until 5:00 AM, and pass a few hours at the movies both Saturday & Sunday.

Shortly after she had the money in hand, it became "I'm leaving at 3:00 AM, you won't see me Saturday unless it's in the bar, and I don't know about Sunday - I'll call you Saturday at 1:00 PM and let you know."

I was crushed. After she left, I visited my lactating friend and dined.

In the morning, I noticed a voicemail message on my cellular and finally figured out how to play it back. It was the young chica. She saw me passing in the bar without talking to her and wanted to know if I was pissed off. (The message was about 14 hours old.)

Turns out she had danced five dances (a big $5) for the 5:00 PM to to 5:00 AM shift and was very glad to hear from me. I offered 1,000 pesos ($90) for a similar 12 hour shift for saturday night. We negotiated and it ended up until only 3:00 AM.

I changed to another hotel so my "Novia" (fav) couldn't knock on the door. One small complication is that my fav & the "young chica" sit only 10 feet apart (in the bar) facing each other.

I was in the border pedestrian line to return to Wold Parking to pick-up a couple of tables I had left in my car - I bought them for LLD's sister, when my cellular rang (at 1:10 pm). It was my novia. When she asked me where I was, I told her in the border line. (I omitted mentioned of return to Tijuana)

She asked why and I told her that after she had pulled her stunt, it was clear to me that she was treating me unjustly, and that it was a very bad sign in a new relationship. That I was not mad, only sad, but that I had no reason to stay in Tijuana - that I needed time to time to think about what had passed.

You should have seen her back pedal then. "I called you because I wanted to meet you at the bar and go to the room." I declined and we ended the call.

I returned to my hotel after delivering the tables, and in due course the young chica arrived.
I buried my sorrows in this warm, loving 20 year-old pillow (and thought that she might make a decent replacement for my FAV at a fraction of the cost).

Aside: One spanish term for "revolving door" (like that of my hotel room) is "Puerta Giratoria".

Somewhere in all of this I confided in a taxi driver my woes and he said "Better a novia than a puta. a friend of mine (age 24) is coming to Tijuana next month, do you want to meet her ?"

After making clear that I would enjoy having someone to take to dinner and the movies, I noted that apoyo (financial help) could only occur in a "shacked up & making love" relationship. We traded phone numbers. I can't wait until next month.

It's a good thing, too. Having only one chica in reserve is way to few.

The sad thing is that I really love my fav, but things aren't looking so good.

I didn't used to be so deceptive, but these mexican putas have taught me a lot about the varied meanings of truth.

This morning (Sunday) my fav called. I told her that we needed to discuss a few things, but the telephone just wouldn't do. She agreed. When she asked me when I was coming to Tijuana, I told her I wasn't sure, maybe Saturday or Sunday. She sounded really depressed. I WAS really depressed.

She makes me crazy. My anger makes me want to spend Friday night with the young chica (my "novia" is almost 22 - the "young chica" turned 20 in July), for a comparative pittance (1,000 pesos [$90] for up to 12 hours - and she is more companionable, but not as good in bed.) vice the 2,500 pesos I "helped" my novia with - and then she whittled away on our terms.

My wallet, my heart, and my pecker are having a hell of an argument.

Now it's Thursday, November 4th

I haven't slept well all week. This woman I love is scamming me yet again.

I still like to think that she has some real feelings for me.

One of the things that happened is that she brought her virgen little sister to the bar (for ficha dancing only.) From her behaviors I think it's the truth.

Aside from all of the deal breaking behaviors of our last night together, the thing I couldn't understand is how it was OK for her little sister to discover she was a whore, but she couldn't tell her I was her novio.

This thing alone pushed me over the edge. I haven't slept worth a shit all week. About an hour ago I called her and told her it was off.

She seemed to be expecting it, and at first acted like it was no big deal. We both exchanged "I could never hate you"s.

Maybe she'll be pissed off enough to return th DVDs she borrowed..

Now watch my lineup of alternates disipate....

This damn thing was really hard - I cried over it.

But the next one will only cost me $10 or $20.

Mexico does NOT lack beautiful women.

> I still like to think that she has some real feelings for me.

"Si, Pauncho, amo como te me pagas..."

I am now banging two $90/night (10-12 hours) part-time ficheras.

Both are very glad to get the money.

One only tries to earn $150/week.
The other only earns $ 160/week due to economic conditions.

Both claim to "almost never" go to the room.
This has been verified by my personal spy/fichera.

They both treat me amazingly well and are good company.

One is rather good and bed and last night gave me the best blow job I have had in years.
We are going to spend tonight together.

I am avoiding Bar El Fracaso and my Ex for a while.

Wish me luck.

SP

Status quo remains the same - almost.

I danced a few with my Ex-novia to tell er about my STD test results which were all good. She seemed about to cry.

I am speding more time with my #1 alternative, less time with #2, still doing #3, and just started doing #4.

thusly, I hide my grief.

My ex-novia refuses to look at me - better thus.

I bought a Roller-Coaster VHS tape at the dollar store and gave it to an amiga ex-favorita. When I asked her how many times her kids had watched it, she said just once, that they both got motion sickness watching it.

$90 a night may not be a bad deal, but I suspect that you are giving the chicas some "gifts" as well. Are you staying in hotels, or are the chicas letting you stay in their apartments?

Explorer,

Hotels.
I am now paying her $100 plus paying 150 pesos for her babysitter.

Because we were not speaking to each other on her birthday in October, at my suggestion we are celebrating her birthday today - and a gift.

She was not real keen on the idea, but I insisted. This girl was making 1,600 pesos per 2-day week - she never liked to go to the room.

In a hour or so, she, her two young daughters, and I are going to the movies and pizza. I am going to spoil her kids if I get the chance - they are little angels.

Number one alternative is shaping up realy well.

She no longer works at Bar El Fracaso (verified by my spies) and claims not to be working at all, but is considering being a waitress again.

Friday nights I pick up her and her daughters at home, we take them to the sitter's, and then maybe we go to dinner/movie (or both) followed by going to my room until 6:00 AM.

Saturday days I pick them up at home, we go to the movies (yesterday it was the movie "Bob Esponja", have a burger, and drop them off at home, then pick them up again at 7:00 PM and do a repeat of Friday night.

Number 2 alternative is severely disappointed, now that we do not spend our nights together.

I guess she should have jumped at the chance when it was offered.

Number 4 alternative (just a sexual resource - not girlfriend material) fucked my lights out on Dec 5th, then told me she is leaving town for the holidays. I guess she will be my New Years resolution.

The recent ex-fav now no longer says "Hi" when I do. I guess I should ask her sister to the room to piss her off a bit more.

I can't call #1 my novia, she doesn't like the word.

But we spend our Friday & Saturday nights together (7PM - 6 AM).

We went to a next-to-the-bar restaurant the other night. We were sitting at the counter and couldn't see most of the other diners.

One of my ex-fav's best friends came in and made a big deal of saying "Hi". I thought this meant she would hear about it when her friend returned to the bar.

I was wrong. A little later I turned and glimpsed the table behind us - Ex Fav and her sister had silently came in and seated themselves.

She maintained her recent custom of not speaking to me - better that way.

As often as not, if I feel anything at all when I see her, I feel a mixture of mild anger & disgust - at myself for my foolishness.

"I can't call #1 my novia, she doesn't like the word."

Sorry but I would wager that it's not that she doesn't like the word, it's that she doesn't think it applies to you and her.

Yeh, but I am paying $100 for eleven-hour all nighters, so it ain't so bad....

We also had a talk about what we are doing.

She does not want to be novios, just amigos.

So I told her that I have been treating her like a novia and guessed I had better stop.

I spent over $400 on her for Christmas, but the truth is that it was mostly for the kids, new 27 inch TV, DVD player, a dozen classic Disney DVDs and a goose down blanket.

She benefits some, her kids totally.

So I am paying a hefty $100 per eleven hour night. We had an EXCELLENT night last night, could not have been better, she is quite a girl.

At some point she is going to figure out that an amigo will not pay her when: She is OTR, when I am sick and stay home, when I am on vacation in other parts of Mexico.

I have never stopped doing other chicas for lack of the word novios.

OK, so I am stupid, but even stupidity has its limits. And now I am paying 40 per cent of what I was paying, for a chica that is EXACTLY my type and whose treatment of me ranges from good to Oh my God.

And now I know where she is coming from and know to limit my emotional involvement.

Of course I will always be open to something better.....

Give her credit for being honest not a common trait among sexoservidoras. BTW there's a word for amigas you sleep with. It's called amiga con derecho.

Hey Senor Pancho...since you the expert at Fracaso...let me ask you do you know a chica name Claudia who usually stands in the back corner near flaca Rocio. She has short black hair, mid 20's, usually always standing, flaca, about 5'3.

She told me she don't go up but I was wondering if you knew she does or just fucking with me.

Pecs,

I don't know Claudia, nor flaca Rocio.

My new year's weekend:

I hit Tijuana about 1:00 pm Friday, got my hotel room and tried SG Ana of Hotel Michoacan. Wow, what a CBJ.

I spent from 7:30 pm through 6:00 am with my number one favorita (29 years old, $100 + 150 pesos for the baby sitter).

Then I spent from 7:30 am through 5:00 pm with my number two favorita (20 years old, 1,000 pesos [$90] + $3 for her taxi).

During #2's time, a lactating lovely knocked on my door. Later #2 wanted to sleep, so I told her I was hungry and I would return in an hour.

I had milk for breakfast (the lactating lovely).

Returned to find #2 showering. went to the movies and lunch, then returned to bed.

When 7:30 pm Saturday rolled around, I repeated with #1 favorita (same price, same terms).

Sunday I slept in.

Went to 5y10 to buy some DVDs.

Tried (for the first time) (short-haired) Jenny of Cuartos Teresa. 100 pesos missionary fuck. Nice girl. Snug pussy. Will repeat.

Took 4 street girls out to dinner at 4:30 pm.

Humped an ugly street girl just to try her.

Danced rowdily with "La Nieta" (Nancy) for about an hour, a great deal of fun. Retired to my room for a paid hour (400 pesos)of "tronando los huesos" and brutal massage - which I desperately needed due to back pain. This girl is a marvel - although it hurt like hell.

Did Viviana (siglas = LAVP on health card) of Bar El Fracaso (1 hour, 400 pesos).

Left Tijuana at 8:00 pm Sunday evening.

I assume you went looking for DVDs piratas. How about some info on price and selection. Are they for Zone 4 DVD players only?

I did a changeup this weekend (right now it's only Friday AM)

I went down Thursday night and spent the night with my new Favorita.

I picked her up at home as I had "3 King's day" gifts (DVDs) for her kids. We dropped them off at the sitter and went to my hotel.

We had a serious discussion about our (none dare call it a) relationship.

I told her that as she said that she is not interested in being "novios", then in various ways, I was not going to treat her like one.

Like: NOT paying her when I stay home sick, or am traveling. Having her meet me at my hotel, so as to avoid her darling daughters - on the premise that there was no reason to come to love them if we were not working on a relationship.

She back-pedaled a bit then, saying stuff like "but we might grow closer together..."

I guess I am - once again - playing the part of the well-managed client. But I am paying less and getting more.

I also spent a little time at Bar El Fracaso, humped a fichera from Bar Rio Verde plus one street girl.

I will return to Tijuana Saturday, January 8th.

Boy, Talking about being in the middle.

I found out why she does not want to be my girlfriend.

It turns out that a couple of guys have been asking her to marry them. And one of them is an acquaintance.

I guess I should feel special in that she prefers to spend her working hours with me.

She works me a little bit.

I told her that it was really difficult to remember that I am just a client when she treats me as she does in and out of bed.

She replied that it was difficult to remember that we were not REALLY lovers the way I treat her in bed (I had just finished a marathon pussy sucking session).

Sr. Pauncho, I commend you for your 'heart on your sleeve' style posts. But jeez, man, you get walked on more than the pedestrian bridge! Ever considered taking a trip to the Philippines? There are literally a minimum of 4-5 MILLION 18-35 year old chicks that would give their left TIT to even KNOW a generous gringo like you. For what you pay for an HOUR in TJ you could have a MUCH better looking girl all night there if you stick with working girls, and there are TONS of girls that would DIE to be your 'girlfriend'. The plane ticket wouldn't cost more than what you spend in two weekends in TJ. Think about it.

The plane ticket would cost LESS than I spend in one weekend in Tijuana.

A $600 PI ticket plus $400 for a week of cheap rooms, cheap eats/drinks and LT girls would make me MUCH happier than two LT TJ girls who didn't stick around in the morning and had lousy attitudes. But I guess it depends on whether you have the whole week to enjoy yourself, or just a weekend. I am lucky my biz in all online.

Well, I had another weekend filled with different experiences.

Rearding my 3 opportunities that I humped last weekend: One more than doubled her prices, one has bored me already, and I can not find the 3rd.

I did hump an new Bar El Fracaso girl again. she was whining that she had danced 20 songs ($20.00) and not sold her tail even once. So I said 200 pesos ($18.00) for 30 minutes, but this time it includes the blow job (which previously was not available at any price, although I did not offer more).

She came through with a passion (CBJ). As I like this girl, I made her the very generous offer of one additional hour for 300 pesos ($27.00). She agreed.

I forget whether we did a second extra hour or not. She did go out of her way to give me her home phone in Puebla and her cellular number in Tijuana.

I guess others do not see her as pretty as I see her.

I spent saturday night with the favorita I thought I had fired. She looked really good so I invited her to my room. We may be starting up again....

The next morning I encounted "La Planita", a rather flat chested 24 year old that I had not seen in a while. I had never tried her but liked her personality.

She was at the edge of the Zona ordering OJ from a juice vendor. I asked her if she was in a hurry. She was not.

I must have been chomping at the bit, as she refused my 200 pesos for 1-2 hour ofer and I said "OK" for 300 pesos ($27.00) for 30 minutes.

As she is an SG and I would not be paying the hotel, it cost the same anyway.

Snug pussy and great fun in bed. We stayed about an hour without extra compensation.

Then we had breakfast.

She asked for taxi fare and I told her I would accompany her and pay the taxi.

We ended up shopping for fish, stopping by Restaurant "Cemitas China Poblana" so she could know where it is (even though she is a Chilanga, she likes comida poblana), showing her two more eating places she had not known about.

All of this took about an hour of hand holding, a few kisses, and lots of laughter. Kind of like GFE.

We got along fine as she is a bit of a smart ass and I am a lot of one. I will see her next week for sure.

It finally seems (after several years in the zona) that I am getting the hang of it.

"La Planita"?

Is that "the plain one", or more slang?

DemG

La Planita.... No, it is the PLANE (think geometry) one.

Totally fucking flat with nipples sticking out of a planar surface.

The ita suffix impies small, or more likely dear.
(In this case both)

I got the 'ita' part. Considering the average size of most mongers, 'ita' is a given.

Better than the 2x4-ita, I guess.

Dem Gnomes

Well, I dismissed my recent favorita.

Superior full service and price, but I was falling in love with her, and I am just a well spoiled customer to her.

I told her that I had thought a lot about this, and that it would be better that I screw a whore I did not love than make love with a woman I love who does not love me.

She looked hurt and pissed and I am sorry for that, but it is better this way even thoughI am now spending 3 times what I was spending.

One of my new prospects, a girl who has only worked about 3 months, told me that her kids were arriving in a week or two and that she wanted to be able to look them in the eye, so she was going to quit going to the room, except for with me, as I was a friend more than a client.

Sounds like a new putamentira in the making to me.

As her birthday is the 14th, I paid her 1,200 pesos for the whole night until 3 AM, and spoiled her with a nice dinner, a movie, and a night of lets do it YOUR way.

There may be possibilities here ......

All of this is complicated by the appearance of an old friend last night. Way too many opportunities, each in full view of the other.

SrP,

You gotta stop stabbing yourself in the foot, man.

You fire them when they get too expensive, not when they get too cheap.

If you want some variety, just go down on a day she isn't working, or when you know she's OTR, and pick a different girl.

A little safado will cut out a heap of pissing and whining...

DemG

Actually,

I hired her back for Saturday and Sunday this weekend. Her love is too sweet.

I barely got (another girl with the same name) out of my room with 15 minutes to spare when she showed up.

It is a convenience to not remember which girl I am with. I am humping 3 girls with the same name.

Of course I am about to screw this up. There is a girl named Laura that looks interesting....

Well, a few weeks have passed and I might have a SG girfriend. Or I might become a "well-managed" client.

But I recently a fairly new girl whose looks I like. She's not all that hot, but is exactly my type. We had a decent session.

She's a part-timer who works about 10 hours a week.

I think that I may make her an offer.

An offer for what?

Well, I made her an offer and we tried it for a while, but we didn't measure up.

She is still trying to get us back together.

But I have other fish to fry. I took a nap with four (4) SGs Sunday (No sex, but very playful).
They and a fifth SG live together (and 7 kids) and I think I want to be their adopted child and move in with them.

I figure about a five per cent chance that this could happen. At a minimum, I am in love with one of them and another of them gives the best BJ I have ever had.

One problem is that one of them works within sight of one "sometimes favorita" and another stands next to "another sometimes favorita".

I bought their groceries this week and a cake for "Day of the Child". ($ 100.00 + the cake)

The oldest one (35 ?) asked me when I was going to come to dinner.

Looks like one of my friendship "investments" just might pay off.

Also I gave my 17-year-old waitress friend (No sex here !) the English course "Ingles Sin Barreas" (Now available on audio CD)

And I'm giving (the 1st installment of 12) "Ingles Facil" (a computer based course) to:

x 4-Ex-girlfriend's daughter (over 18),

x 2-EX girfriend's little sister (bar hooker of 20 who looked so sweet the other morning when she finally got up and came to the kitchen where I was showing "2-Ex" how to use the computer)

x A Mexican girl who works at my local Wendy's.

and who knows who is next.

The beautiful Gabi in front of Bar Hong Kong ask me when she was getting one. I told her it would cost her an hour. (I am HOPING....)

VERY Short Veronica - Chicago Club ???

A couple of weeks ago on a Sunday Morning about 4 or 5 AM, I encountered a very short chica (I'm 5'9" and she is about 6" shorter than my chin) who braced me with "Sucky-Fucky - sin condon".

She had several plastic bags almost like a street person.

But I liked what I saw and we negotiated 200 pesos ($18) for an hour. We went to hotel eduardo (cheap) and of course she left her health card at work.

She claimed to work Chicago Club weekends 9pm-3am, but she didn't look like club material to me. But I liked her face and tits.

Now I know that you guys think that I fuck everything that walks bareback, but she set off all of my alarms. But I liked her tits.

So, I sent the room cleaner on an errand to pick up a condom. I never did put it on as I never did her. (No sucky, no fucky)

She was pretty clean, but her package was no way eating quality - not even close, but many girls lack this characteristic.

We spent the whole hour caressing, hugging, and I sucked her tits a lot. She ended up by asking me my phone number, which I didn't give her.

Once again, she just didn't seem like club material, a lot of belly for a little girl, with unsightly (worse than mexican standard) C-section scars (tight pussy alarm sounded here).

She admits to no home phone so I can't call her.

I am interested (IF she has a health card - which I doubt) and wonder if any of you guys know her - she says she is 30, but you can add a few.

Thanks.

Pauncho

La Historia de Pauncho Padrote

I was in Tijuana walking near 5th and 5 de Mayo when I encountered my ex-ex-putanovia.

I greeted her with QUE MILAGRO !,
Where are you going.

She replied that she was going to the hooker health clinic. So I tagged along and we chatted.

I had been to the clinic 4 times before - twice in connection with the Citlali HIV thread, and twice for my own HI tests.

As we approached the clinic, I had an idea. I told her to act obedient.

This is a bit of a joke as NOBODY gives this girl orders.

Anyway, the doctor asked her who I was and she replied - A dear friend. The counter help were giving me a Whose Pimp is This look.

Aferwards, she confided in me that she had promised the doctor a copy of a salsa CD (Her little puta-sister has a computer that can copy CDs). I told her it would be better if I made the copies as I LIKE the doctor.

We went out to breakfast and then she went home.

A litle later two street girls wheedled me into buying the breakfast. A third SG - Monica - showed up in normal clothes.

I asked her why she was not in uniform and she replied - I going to the clinic, wanna come along.

As we approached the building, she said - I do not have any money, you are paying-right ?

Well, we decided she could repay me in the hotel later (and she did).

So we went in and I paid the tab ($30). The counter help were REALLY giving me the DAMN PIMP look.

So I bought some salsa CDs and I am going to copy them and try to get yet another puta to deliver them to enhance my Paucho Padrote image.

Pauncho

Oh, by the way - the spanish word for computer is com-PUTA-dora.

Well, I went to the clinic to deliver the CDs and was about to pass them to the counter help for delivery, when - In walked Maria.

I gave her a big hug and told her I would pay her tab. She passed the CDs and I paid her tab.

(She is a girl whom I owe a lot)

Mas Pauncho Padrote -
I went with Carina to the clinic today (and paid her tab).

The tab for monthly tests was 170 pesos.
Afterwards they ushered us into a room for "una platica" (a little talk). Carina and I held hands the whole time.

The subject was HIV and AIDS.

It is nice to know that they are trying to educate the girls.

As I have mentioned in other threads, I just (finally) got me a Tijuana apartment in Colonia El Mirador. This is the beginning of my grand experiment.

I still live in Santee (San Diego County) during the week, and work in San Diego.

But as I plan to move to Mexico to retire, this is a "first Step". I imagine that I will transition rather gradually over the next two years.

I even find myself considering staying in Tijuana insead of moving south.

So, how do you bring your conquests back to your new apartment if there are other people living there?

They are hookers, they understand.
They tell the kids to shut up !

Unrelated: Pauncho "rescues" a puta

I saw this rather short woman who didn't look like she was working, but just talking to her friend.

So I asked her friend, "Does she work (in commercial sex) ?" She said "Yes, she's new."

So we talked then went to the room. Turns out she arrived in Tijuana 3 days ago and her kids are hungry.

She had stood there one hour. We went for an hour. I decided to make a project out of her. After sex we went to the supermarket and I spent 500 pesos and helped her carry it home.

We made a date to go to the movies but she stood me up. darn

She had to rush out to find her marido to hand him the cash!

We did about the same a second time. She stood me up a second time.

But I got a bare-back ride for and hour and a generous helpong of milk.

"Dueno de ti" A recent song by Sergio Vega.
Makes me think of ownership of SGs

They tell us we should not let a chica own us, but I am not so sure. I have THREE duenas now:

1. Duena de mi corozon; Those who have known me a long time had to suffer through my stories of "La Plaquita". I finally burned her pictures and pissed on the ashes back in November 2004, never to speak to her again.

2. Duena de mi pantalon; Current BB favorite.

3. Duena de mi orejon (Big Ear); This is the chica (SG) whom I barely know that dragged me out out of hotel when she caught me there with another chica.

She said "You do not belong here, I am taking you where you belong", and escorted me the length of the "alley", scolding me all of the way - much to the entertainment of all (including me). She didn't actually grab me by the ear, but it seemed like she grabbed it forcefully enough to stretch it, hence "orejon".

Friday night I danced 5 dances with "La Plaquita", during which I gave her a golden heart pendant, pleding my eternal regard for her.

Immediately afterwards - in full view of all - I left for an hour with another chica, who is a contender to replace the current "duena de pantalon", and also in the full view of "duena de pantalon's" carnala, who will surely carry tales.

La plaquita was livid, and didn't speak to me the next day. I got a call from her today (Monday holiday) and we are going to the movies today.

When I received the call I was in a cab with another chica with whom I had spent the night. I made the date with her listening.

West Fargo can you hear me ? Your words were not in vain !

Oh, and I told each about the 3 duenas concept..

All this makes me terribly sad, as I don't like mistreating them. But it's them or me....

And it's all OK. By next week each of them will be in charge of me.

Regarding my last adventure moving in with two SGs and their kids;

Synopsis;

1. In two & a half months I never received a dime from them.

2. The landlord helped me scam them by telling them he had sold the place and that they had to move. They moved yesterday and today.

3. They stole my gas cylinder ($42) when they left. (cheap at any price)

4. I changed the locks.

Oh well, I hoped you learned something. It is amazing to me that the SGs would never pay you, maybe they thought that their mere presence was payment enough.

"La plaquita"

You call her 'the little license plate'?

They probably call her that because she's quite a little drinker. Always comes home "como placa de trailer"...

>In two & a half months I never received a dime from them

I am shocked! Shocked I say! (Not! )

Apparently dancer roommates (on either side of the border) are not notable for their diligence in paying bills on time - or at all.

A 'no duh' comment. They better be delivering in the punani department to make up for it.

Being an avid reader of Sr. Pauncho's adventures, I'd bet it's 3-5 money AGAINST whether he ever even saw a TIT that wasn't actually actively nursing during the whole time those chicks lived with him. Much less ever rubbed his cock against one of those freeloading bee-yotches.

ROOMMATES - They wanted to pay in services, but one was a bum piece of ass and the other merely middlin'.

I save my leche for higher quality pleasure.

LA PLAQUITA (The badgelet) - She had been in the police academy for 2 years before becoming a fichera.