I met and BF'd this big tittie lass from Shark Club, Soi Cowboy, last year. She was my first squirter in Thailand, and when she started to come, for a split second I thought she was pissing in my mouth!

Photo: Soi Cowboy Squirter 1
Photo: Soi Cowboy Squirter 2

Blumpy -

She squirted fluid from her pussy into your mouth? Did you spit a little out to see if it was yellow, or did you gulp it down your throat and say, "my, that must be warm and salty Mountain Dew...yummy"?

By any chance...she didn't have any bananas in her pussy?

The reason why I ask is because I actually saw a peeled banana come flying out of a woman's pussy once. Just as I was turning around, she shot that banana from her cunt and it flew straight at me! I ducked and that banana bounced off the table behind me and landed on the floor. This woman was the World Famous Banana Cutter from the World Famous Nepa-Hut in the PI (years ago). My buddies asked her to shoot a banana at me because I was a green bean back then...since then I've turned brown.

I suppose I could say, that because I didn't ever see her shove a banana into her pussy that it is possible that she is some freak who can simply cum bananas.

Now I'm so disappointed that I did not pick-up that banana and eat it. You know, just to confirm it wasn't shit.

AJ

I got nailed once on the forehead with a ping-pong ball just as I entered a dark bar. It was really bright early afternoon sun outside so of course I couldn't see shit inside for about 30 seconds. She got off a second shot but her aim was off and she bounced it off the wall next to me.

I used to love the dart girls with the pussy blowguns. Deadly accurate with those things, it was always cool to hold up the balloons and see the girls shoot them with the darts.

They always did seem to get the best distance with bananas, though.

There is a line about this in the Spalding Grey movie Swimming to Cambodia:

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and the banana sticks to the wall

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Cat -

Yes...bar hopping on a sunny Saturday afternoon in the PI...I can relate. As I would enter an unfamiliar bar I would naturally have to stop and let my eyes adjust because one never knew if there were a flight of steps going down or up.

One day I entered this one bar. I naturally stopped to let my eyes adjust. Then they grabbed me. Two chicas on each arm as another one or two undid my belt and zipper and pulled-out my dick. I got a 30-second blow job at the door as others in the bar laughed.

Hell, I really didn't care as by then I had become de-sensitized to the PI. I was just glad the wife was not in trail.

So, I grabbed a bar stool, opened a San Miguel and joined in with the on-going festivities.

Then when a blinding glare came from the bar entrance, I knew, another hapless victim would get his pud sucked.

I really miss those days in the PI...bar girls gone wild.

AJ

I am glad i found this conversation. Now i am confused. Because i though girls squirting was them, really urinating because they loose bladder control, because the big dick is just too good. Or water that women have in their pusses and when they orgasm, it squirts out. Like in porno movies.

But, i do know women orgasm and when they do, fluid come out, but it does not shoot out like a water cannon? That is either urinating or fake water in pussy porno shit! ???