"smart dudes like Byron"

Now I have to agree with Superman on your stupidiity!

Milkman: As I told you in the chat room, your problem is that you just can't understand why there's someone that doesn't like you. I mean, you were voted "Hombre Of The Year"! What I can't understand is why you continually "critique" everyone on this board who frequents prostitutes. Personally, I started disliking you from your very first haiku-written, "Latka"-versed post. You've got a good fanbase...but so did Westfargo.

As far as "everything that comes out of my 'Pie-hole' being negative". Well, maybe I just state the truth instead of trying to suck (almost) eveyone's dick like you. This is a community where there's all kinds. I'm the negative one and you're the court jester!

As far as Byron, he's the one that seems to want to bait me by continually mentioning Smith and me in the same post. Is he jealous? I know (read) that he's got novias in all of the main bars so "he can't go in them" but I also know he'll understand the quote: "It doesn't matter whether you're pitching or catching, you're still playing baseball". Nice how I wrapped this up with a subject-appropriate post....which is more then I can say about your many "thread intrusions", MM!

MM, you try too damn hard at being something you're not. You just want to (ALWAYS) be the center of attention and if you have to do it under the (your) guise of "helping others", so be it. A TJ memorable sight for me was at the first La Tropa Grande Fiesta when you were walking around alone looking lost becasue that was a "party" that you hadn't arranged. Not ironically, you were all over the arrangements for II!

Yes I was alone
poor me.
Again you need to reflect negativity to make light of your situation.
I spent my time equally with many mongers like i always do.
How does one look lost in such a small place with so many chicas ?
I had a great time and so did many others.
You just dislike anyone having a greattime without spending a boatload of money.

I had nothing to do with the arrangements of Fiesta 2.

I try being hard at something I'm not ?
Being the center of attention ?
Why , Because I like to dress good and not look like a poor slob ?

If I wanted to be the center of attention I would walk around giving these girls thousands of dollars for nothing much like yourself.
Or maybe walk around with a rubber dildo on my head.

Again you can't flame me So stop trying.
This conversation is Done !
Much like your life outside the Zona!

Milkman

P.S. my apologies to the beisbol Thread

Not flames...truthes! I figured you'd deny (even to yourself) that you were unhappy at Grande Fiesta I (at least for a short while). The vision of you looking soooo unhappy actually made me smile (just the negative part of me). It was the manifestation of "life of a party"'s worst nightmare...to not be the life of the party.

Why everyone thinks I throw around a "boatload of money" is beyond me. You must be channeling your old friend Lakers. I spend less on a whole then most...I just like to have a great time on my "vacations".

My "life outside the zona" is fantastic thank-you. See, I don't NEED the zona or other areas of Mexico (or the world, for that matter) to have fun. They are a "part" of my life...not my "life". Your life would be more enriching too if you spent 1/4 of the energy you spend on this board and in Mexico doing something more productive.

To think, this whole MM-Aardvark "discussion" wouldn't even have started if I would have just answered your e-mail to me a long time ago. Poor MM, my avoidance really affected you, didn't it?

Oh, I thought that "was" a rubber dildo on your head!

Aardvark

Honestly, I don't know what I should be jealous of, regarding you and Smith.

based on what I heard, I mean...

Besides, I was defending you from Blazers' attack on you. It is an exciting stuff to learn what Smith wears every now and then.

Aarvark sez,

"Not flames...truthes! I figured you'd deny (even to yourself) that you were unhappy at Grande Fiesta I (at least for a short while). The vision of you looking soooo unhappy actually made me smile (just the negative part of me). It was the manifestation of "life of a party"'s worst nightmare...to not be the life of the party."

You really are a Dumb Ass.

I was at Fiesta I and saw your fat ass come in with Jenny.

You couldn't miss me as I was setting with a couple of teenagers who were laughing at you.

The only person I saw unhappy and leave the party all pissed off was you, when my buddy came in with Alexis. She was telling me she wouldn't fuck you even though you offered her allot of money. We were all laughing including the supposedly sad Milkman.

I remember when Milkman arrived and he was only greeted by maybe 8-10 people when he showed up.

Besides Milky certainly doesn't need a bunch of people around to have fun.

Most of the time he goes to TJ alone and spends his time with amigas and gringas.

So Ard, now you have a new target for all your lies and bullshit.

By the way I think/hope the Cardinals are going to win it all.

Fondly Ben

Mmmm ... Alexis is pretty.

-Superman-

I have never fucked a girl in TJ or anywhere else that was under eighteen. I have made "kidding" remarks about the girls of TJ as many on this board have made.

Hell, I know girls in TJ that are over 21 that have been telling hombres they were 18 for years and if the guy wanted a younger girl they would tell him what ever age he wanted. I even posted about it.

Many of these girls lie about their age up and down. Mostly on the down side as they know that brings them more business.

Oh, before I forget, in the 32 years of going down there, I have yet to see a birth certificate and in the past feww years very few health cards.

I find it hilarious(a word you use often), but should probably use the word hysterical, how you make all the claims that you can't really prove or back up.

Getting back to the reason I originally posted about Milkman being so sad and not having fun and how happy it made you. Oh, and how Milky had to be involved in organizing the second Fiesta.


Milky had nothing to do with either Fiesta. (Dumb Shit) He was along for the right like the rest of us.

I called Milky today and ask him what the fuck were you talking about regarding him being so sad? He said he had no clue. I saw Milkman walk in has he was a late arrival and he maybe spent 10 seconds maximun before I walked over to him and starting talking to him and Sampson joined inright after that.

You are not only a self admitted Dumb Shit, but a delusional one.

Oh by the way I have fucked Smith and so have half the people on this board. She told me she was 25, but would put on a school dress and act 16 if I wanted her too.

AS far as the truth, you even suggesting/hinting that you have ever fucked Alexis for free is hilarious/hysterical. She thinks you are a joke.

Oh most of your other bullshit, I either have no clue as to what you are talking about orit ist is just hateful lies.

"And the fact that you actively try to solicit non-working chicas (with large amounts of $$$) is just sad.

Huh??What the fuck are you talking about?

"Actually, you were standing with my amigo who I arrived with along with Jenny and YOU wanted to be introduced to me!"

Uh yeah, you are such a fuckin legend I couldn't wait to meet you. I didn't even know you existed until a couple of my budddies and Alexis started laughing, I mean talking about you.


"I didn't leave "pissed off" unless it was because I thought it WAS VERY STUPID to have Alexis there where she could (AND DID, ASSHOLE!) put 2 + 2 together and ID some people from posts she has read. I got IMs from 2 different individuals bemoaning this fact."

Lets see you were not pissed off? NO I guess you were pissed off? Who the fuck knows?

"Funny, I have offered allot of $$$ to some chicas but I never did or had to offer any $$$ to Alexis. The subject of what I pay chicas is getting pretty hilarious. I have never lied or hid the fact that I pay allot for the good times I have in TJ. You don't? I guess your targets are cheaper because candy and Barbie clothes don't cost much at the local mercado!"

Yes I pay top dollar(hey I think you have finally told the truth), but sorry I have never bought candy or barbie clothes.

You know this all started when you got off your medication yesterday and went after me for answering your simple ass question. Please don't tell me you really went, I will not even suggest gratuated from Penn State.

And then you went after one of the nicer people on this board for no reason.

You are a very mean spirited person.


Not that is the truth

Super

Now that is the truth

Hurt me?

Like I said,you are a mean spirited liar who is laughed at by whores. Albeit, one of the best looking "young" bodies in the zona.Man that Alexis is hot.

Be amazed at you?

Like I said you are delusiional.

Perhaps I would be amazed, as I really know nothing about you, except seeing your fat ass at Fiesta I. I am "amazed" you were at Fiesta II as you were so angry when you left Fiesta I. If you disliked the organizer (Milky the Organizer) of Fiesta II so much, why did you show up?

I guess a stud like you that is so respected and enjoys seeing Milky being so miserable just had to be at the second one to see more misery.

Gosh, next party I will stand in line behind all the guys that just can't wait to meet you. HAHAHA.

I mean you are laughable and yes delusional, hilarious, hysterical.

I remember when Alexis was a figment of my imagination ... she's not anymore, which makes me kind of sad.

-Superman-

Ok
After this post I will leave it up to the readers to decide how fucked up Aardvark is.
Below is excerpts from his past posts on a certain girl that you can all look up in the archives.
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(Aardvark writes)- When I first met her she was 17 and working at Pollo after being at Manhattan for awhile
The next night I was at Pollo as they were unlocking the door (7 pm) and when she arrived, she seemed surprised that I kept my word. I sat with her for about 5 hours and a) she probably only had a drink an hour, b) she confessed to me about her age, c) I got more of a GFE from her then the guy the night before
I think the key to a better attempt at taming her is a) to be around allot but not to be "seen" as a putonero, b) to be young"ish", c) to have a supply of smoke, finally d) to have a real thick skin because plans will be forgotten and appointments not kept.
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First off I am telling Ahora on you. Drugs are illegal - lol
2nd - you are a fucking hypocrite , you scream up and down about another monger but all you need to do is look at yourself. You even admitted
it on the board with the above post. You can say nothing to defend yourself on the above post , nothing !!!!
Do I need to go into the story of the other girl you liked from there that was a lot younger ?
I am sure she never gave you the time or day either !


Another Post by Aardvark
...Supes has been saying that she most likely (eventually) will go up...I on the other hand say she won't.
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More evidence that you are lost in your own world.

Again you can say nothing on me. NOTHING !!!
I can go on and on but after this there is no need too.

Someone who constantly has negative things to say about people and life is generally a sad person who wants others to suffer the same as they have.

Sorry most mongers on this board have great times in TJ and other places. Just because you can't get girls to go up with you doesn't mean you need to piss on their parade.

You are angered at some of these guys for posting about chicas that they have had fun with that won't give you the time of day.

Do us all a big flavor and take your sorry ass and move to your buddies place.
The more you post the more I think you guys are one in the same.

I am not here for a popularity contest. I am sure there are people out there that do not care for my posts and that's fine. They show their maturity and respect by letting others by others !!
Not everyone will beat to the same drummer and I understand that. Do you?
I have gotten so many emails and inboxes on this that you would think the world was gonna end.
You not spend money , that is exactly what everyone has said about you. They have all agreed that you may not be the happiest person on earth.
here is an excerpt from an un-named monger that sent me and Inbox the other day about You.
He was giving away so much $$$ to so many chicas that I nearly had to get my own hair extensions and breast implants on the spot. But of course I would never go up with him.
I am not sure if Hombre gets copies of inboxes but if he does this can be
verified !
I need not to make anything up.You always post that I think this and I think that. I am no better than the next monger that goes to TJ to have a good time you should try it sometime and stop worrying about what other mongers do.
Yes my posts may be different than others but I like to report how things happen good or bad. I get tons of emails about discos and where to take chicas on dates. I enjoy helping others find enjoyment out of the zona.
Everyone that has met me knows that I like to have a good time and make people laugh. Unfortunately they never laugh with me just at me- lol
It's all about enjoying yourself and making the most out of your life. Start now!
To Hombre , fellow mongers and our Mutual friends I apologize for this but just couldn't help myself to set the record straight.
Bye Bye Bye
Milkman

now i know why i missed meeting aardvark at GRANDE FIESTA I---aardvark and milkman are one person under two handles.

Man,

You guys should be stock brokers.

What the hell are you doing up so early?

Oh, Milky's mother is on east coast time and it is after 10:00 in Boston.

Sampson works 23 hours a day so he ia almost always up.

benwhoanswershisownquestions

now i'm really confused maybe ben and aardvark are one person using two handles or maybe 3 handles or maybe 3 handles with one personality. i give up. can superman/dogster figure this out an e-mail me please?

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