| By Jaguar on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 03:58 pm: Edit |
Gentlemen,
Several of you have inquired about why LSG and I broke up last year. Honestly, I didn't want to reveal the true reason for it, but a year ago I got drunk one night and showed Wolf a photo of her tattoo.
When he saw it he recoilled in horror. A few minutes later when he had regained his composure, he asked one simple question, "What is that?" I told him it a picture of her last boyfriend to which he replied, "At least he's better looking than you! I'll let you decide. "Fuck you, Wolf!!!!"
Jag
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| By Laguy on Tuesday, May 08, 2007 - 10:23 pm: Edit |
The Happy Monkey?
| By Don Marco on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 07:11 am: Edit |
I almost lost my coffee on that one! LAG, THM2 or is it 1? LOL
| By Copperfieldkid on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 09:07 am: Edit |
That's Fugly !
| By Rushen on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 09:08 am: Edit |
wow
| By Scooby_1781 on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 09:11 am: Edit |
LMFAO
| By soccer on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 09:42 am: Edit |
Is this the origin of "spanking the monkey?"
| By Khun_mor on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 12:03 pm: Edit |
A camel tattoo would be appropriate in her case.
A beautiful toe indeed.
| By soccer on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 01:36 pm: Edit |
Jag: Are you ever gonna tell us why -- how it came to pass that -- you and MBL are no longer two peas in a pod?
| By Jaguar on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 01:59 pm: Edit |
soccer,
Yeah, I plan to tell all in my upcoming epic. As you know, I just finished a report on Sweet's death which really fucked up my production schedule. Unfortunately, I haven't decided whether or not to write one about Felix. After reviewing several reports, I think you guys already know him well enough and I don't know how I can add anything more.
Anyway, I'm back to writing again, which depending on your sense of humor, is either good or horrible news.
Jag
| By Xenono on Wednesday, May 09, 2007 - 09:32 pm: Edit |
Damn, that sucks. I think we had the same girlfriend though. But MINE was WORSE! She had a Homer Simpson!
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| By Skisandy on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 12:53 am: Edit |
These pictures are hilarious. Can we vote on them? BOTH "Quality pic" AND "Attractive" in my point of view!
Jaguar: Is that Fernando??
| By Copperfieldkid on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 06:12 am: Edit |
The Bearded Clam hasn't a chance against these two........
| By Jaguar on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 07:23 am: Edit |
Xenono,
No, that's not Homer, that's me!
Jag
| By Bwana_dik on Thursday, May 10, 2007 - 10:39 am: Edit |
Gotta love Photoshop. Both are bad, but the latter would kill even a chemically-enhanced hard-on!