Women that MasterBates would not do.
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By Snapper on Friday, October 18, 2002 - 10:38 pm:  Edit

we need a sandwitch

By Masterbates on Saturday, October 19, 2002 - 07:55 am:  Edit

Man, that's waaaay to skinny. I like my girls with a little meat on them. How could anyone enjoy a session with what looks like a skeleton?

Master Bates.

By Milkman on Saturday, October 19, 2002 - 02:46 pm:  Edit

Master Bates does have standards

The chica must weigh at least 160lbs
Have at least 3 teeth
And at least 47 years old.
and must be rejected by every other human being on earth.

We all have standards !!

Milky

By Bosco on Sunday, October 20, 2002 - 03:00 am:  Edit

Hey Milky...I interrupted the Master himself Thursday evening 'in flagrante dilecto'. I called his room in the Hotel Cascadas and he answered all huffy and puffy. He claimed to be in the midst of giving a pachyderm a pounding.

I asked him to meet me for dinner in 30 minutes. He said, "make it 45, we're taking pictures". To be posted soon I hope...Bosco

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