One of the great thing about this site is that flame wars are usually benignly tolerated by the powers that be, unless they go totally overboard. But so far, we’ve lacked an objective rating system for all this, leading to heinous excess verbiage. I propose the following standards for this site, in hopes of scientifically standardizing insults and flames:

Ratings and Awards:

Asshole Level: (to be applied either to flames or flaming assholes)

1 Merely a dumb-ass
2 Wannabe
3 Basically full of shit
4 Totally shit-headed
5 Super Asshole – tightest sphincter of them all!!

Special Awards:

Special “Maximum Pucker” award for gross negligence in whoring
Special “Weeping Hemorrhoid” award for shameless emotional overinvolvement
Special “Clinging Dingleberry” award for obsessive repetition
Special “Distended Sphincter” award for having a dick up the ass

I’m convinced that this rating system will improve the efficiency of future CH internet battles. Please use this system when engaging in future debates or flame wars.

Yours in whoring,
Dogster

All this ass in making me horny !!


Milky Da Asstronaut

Oh my God! Never have I heard the words "flaming" and "ass" in the same sentence so many times! And those graphics are hot. I just want to know who did all the squatting for the photographer. I can't decide if they would be called a hot ass-model, or a hot-ass model...

This rating system is heavy man..

Hey Rastafarian

Dogster had me pose for those pics.
He said their would be no money but on my deathbed I will receive total consciousness.
So I got that going for me

Milky

Milky let me guess, this one is yours.

flock'n bmp

I'd try to repost that, but I don't have as much time on my hands as Dogster does.

Bitchster, nobody wants to see your personal trophy collection ... although I have to say you definitely earned them all!

Did your boyfriend help you get all those pics of your asshole? I bet you two had fun with that Distended Sphincter award!

-Superman-

Are we still going at it on the other board ?
I would say you guys are about tied right now
its kinda "comical" that is why Dogster is having so much fun at it

good luck
The Unflammer

Concise, scientifically measured response:

Level 5, Two special awards

M:
Dunno about the other board. I haven't posted there much. This thread was meant to be tangential the "S" thing, just for laughs.

I didn't mean to imply that my distinguished rival should be henceforth referred to as "Super Asshole"

Bitchster, you're not funny. Give up your dreams of being a comedian. You think you would have learned a thing or two from milky along the way ...

Anyway, there are always jobs available for people like you:



-Superman-

Ah, jeez... here we go again. S, I'm feelin' generous. That was a Level 2.

I have nothing to say. I just wanted to post this picture.

Superdogsterman!

Dogster, Take your rating system to the Ac2 board. That is where it really belongs. As for any person needing that type of rating on this board, there is only one I can think of. I'll give you a hint. Bark,bark!

BowWow.

Isn't that a picture of Sam ?


Sam I am

Who let the dogs out? Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.

Archie?! That was a .5 (half-assed). Now there are TWO comic book characters all pissed off. (What is Ac2?)

OK, one more special award... (albeit anatomically different than the others...):

/image{superdick}
The Superdick award for steroidally self-inflated posturing on an adult tavel site.

oops... here's the pic

And... Another award (not exactly related to flaming):

The Strangelove-Milky Memorial award for sexually un-conservative excesses...

And... Another award (not exactly related to flaming):

The Westfargo Mamoreal Flashlight

for finding the world's largest (6") clitoris

This is quickly becoming my favorite thread! Great ASS, Milkman! - Rasta

Dogster is hereby nominated for the ClubHombre Excellence in Flaming Award.

Condsideration for this award is based on

Creativity
Ingenuity
Sensitivity

To trash another member without insulting is the highest order of a true flamer.

A toast to Dogster : The sniper of the board.
May the rest of us always remain in his good graces.