The best TV bars:

Friday night I met a couple of mongers that usually fuck “whores” from the Revolution bars. I told the mongers that up to 90% of the women are actually men. They said I was lieing. I told them that I too many years ago was folled and now I use a flashlight. They said, we’d rather not know. I peeked into a few of the bars and asked the bartenders, how many women were actually men.


This is the result:
ISIS = 90% men
SanSui = 80% men
Unicorn = 80% men
Bambi = 90% men
Mexico Lindo = 40% men
Zono Bar = 60% men
Rincon = 70% men
Aloha Bar = 60% men
Valintinos = 20% men
Miami = 20% men
Tropical = 20% men
Fracaso = 5% men Lilia pointed out a TV that looked 5” taller then the rest with too much make up. I always though the Fracaso was a homo free zone!
Chicago = 20% men, one waiter spoted out a gal that was drop dead georgous and he said, “There you go!” This other waiter said, homo central is in a little cubbie hole next to the entrance. They sort of look like homos!
Caretta = ? Didn’t say.
Adelitas = 10% All the waiters started laughing, and said if you want a real women, go to the US I don’t know what they were saying. But I didn’t like it! I’ve fucked many out of the AB, so I hope they’re kidding.

Tomorrow night I go to some of the others and ask too. I just so hard to cover all the bas in one night. And it’s hard to get the info out of the waiters. But most are happy to point out the TV’s. They just laugh and point.

This is good information. Because I compiled a profile of your average TV. Remember most don’t have Cocks. Most have had operations. Fake boobs, etc… But their profiles are almost all alike. Most are tall and slender, with rather large boobs, very agrasive and touchy, speaks a little English, Expensive and offers everything. They take hormones, so they won’t have big adams apple or facial hairs, but there voices tend to be a bit raspy. There’s one method the 99% effective in determining if she’s a homo or not. If she’s over 20 years old with “NO” children. That’s almost a sure bet she’s a man. Also, most love to be nude dancers too. They love to be the center of attention. If they say they have children, ask how old they are and their names. Note* Most real Mexican gals have rather low voices. Why? Watch Mexican soap operas, the women try to be sexy and sultry by lowering their voices. So voice can be deceiving. Roger checks if they have too much makeup. But most Mexican women wear way too much make up. There are very where! It’s grose to think about but most of you guys have fucked a few. I remember one in the Valintinos that fooled me 6 years ago. He even had a pussy! A few months later it told me. I went nuts. But whats even funnier. My friend Oso Bondidso had her friend in the Tropical and eat her etc… Then she told me she was a man. I told Oso, he flipped. It’s more common then you think. They love men more then the women. It’s a real rush for them. The most stealth they are the better.

This is Mexico, that’s par for the course!

Westfargo…

WF:

When you are inserting your fist in your chicas, do you ever notice that some of them are bone dry?

Explorer:

Ha! ... "bone dry" LOL!

Also, why do you think WF always get his "girls" down to $20? LOL!


WF:

I totally agree with your Sans Souci, Bambi, and Aloha numbers, but you are going to have to work a bit on some of your other numbers.

Hey, you didn't say how dudes could be fooled into thinking that they had actually fucked a chick in the pussy, and didn't really... Where must they have actually put it? You guessed it - in the poop chute! They "chicks with dicks" just hope to get you drunk enough that you won't notice that the angle just isn't quite right. This is good reason to go "doggie" rather than missionary - you can actual stick your finger in their real asshole while you are fucking their hole. I suppose this still doesn't protect you from a post-op transexual, but what the hell, if it has a pussy and is taking hormones, then for all practical purposes it virtually is really a chick....

WF, you are gross!

Diego, I think WF was talking about post-ops.

The only sure fire way to tell a post-op from a chica is by checking if they have vaginal juices, there's no way to fake that.

The other 'methods' for checking don't really work, big hands, big feet aren't a sure sign, and the Adam's apple can be reversed by surgery.

One rule of the road, try to keep the lights on in the room. Better rule: don't take a chica from Revo to the hotel.

Explorer;

No, go back and read his post... he says that one of them even had a real "poosey"(post-op), implying that most of them don't(pre-op).

I briefly caught a glimpse of a pre-op who was on female hormones - his/her dick&balls were like paper-thin.

WF, you are gross for bringing this shit up!

Hey Diego, what is this...a country club?

If WF's "statistics" are true for other ZN and Revo clubs as well, then it would necessarily follow that the majority of prostitutes and dancers in the Revo/ZN area are men. While I'm confident that is true of Bambi and SS, especially at night (and possibly other places like Zorro Bar, although my last experience with that dive was 10 years ago), and that there are the occasional TVs that stray temporarily to other Revo bars, I have trouble believing that 70-80% are men in places like Isis and Unicornio. Noto to mention that I don't see any evidence that 20% in CC or 10% in AB are men.

For one thing, they're too darned ugly to be men--short, soft, fat, sagging chichis, and wet pussies. Sorry to be explicit but that's the reality of those bars. I put my $1 tips to good use. If a TV had spent $10,000 or more on surgery so he could get my $1 tips, and he still looks like the middle-aged, overweight bar wenches in Unicornio or Isis, he should go to his surgeon immediately and demand his money back.

Using WF's calculations again as a guide, I would guestimate that approximately 25-30% of the chicas I've done over the last 12 years are men. Since I'm never drunk, always leave the lights on, insist on doggy style, and always pause a while just to admire the incredible view of a woman in "la actitud de entregar" and complement her on it, I find it rather unlikely that this is the case. Not saying I've never been fooled, but if all those chicas were actually men, then I guess I'll have to be the first to admit that I've had a really good time screwing men.

Matiz;

You took the words out of my mouth. I was originally going to say almost the exact same thing - and then I thought; "... I think 'ol WestFargo's trolling for suckers on this one".

Oh, and remember, he actually said 90% of them were men in Isis! LOL! Really, I was going to say the same thing as you - they are TOO FAT, and TOO UGLY to be men! LOL! I like when you said; "They should DEMAND their money back." What a riot!

Yeah, I agree he's trolling for suckers on this one. I would agree that the vast majority of those working Isis, Unicornio and most especially El Zorro are not women...however, neither do I believe that they are men.

Sans Souci, Bambi and Mike's Disco...definitely a large population of very well done up men and X-Men. But without question, a selection of some nice chicas to go along with that.

I have definitely seen a few obvious transwhatevers in both AB and CC over the years, but if isn't difficult to pick them out amongst all the genuine femininity. Saying it's 10-20% though, is pure comedy.

And yes, you may not want to be with them, but post-operative transexuals ARE women...women with some damned serious physical flaws, but women nonetheless!

OK smartie pants! Do TV's love fucking men more than women love fucking men? I think 90% all survied would say, Yes. Are they more agrassive then women and willing to take more chances then women? Again, YES! Where do you think a TV's dream spot would be? AB, CC, etc. I don't think I need to go on. But I have been fooled and if it wasn't for my personality I would have never have known.
I was wondering how long it would take you guys to catch on. It's grose and horible. But Roger and I have known it for years. Like I said, those flashlights arn't just for fun.

You guys have to understand, in the zona we are dealing with the worst that society can offer. Normal poor person that lives on a farm will go to great leanghts, even cross the border illigal for the O'mighty dollar. The O'mighty dollar turns little virgins into full blown whores. What do you think it would do to a TJ thats a nympho that loves Americans. I don't blame them at all. I would do the same. Yes, it's a lot of money for sex changes. But we like them are adictivd and we too go to extream leanghts for the pussy. Risk our lifes every time we go down there. Just think what they do!!!!

We've all done a few! Just except it and be careful...

Westfargo...

WF, there's a flaw in your logic: chicas really HATE TV's, and they will rat on them if asked.

To date, I can recall only one time that a chica suggested that someone in AB was maybe a guy, and in that case, the chica had no proof or a good source. She just thought that the 'chica' was built like a guy.

Explorer;

Good job - you've "unmasked" the devil.


WF;

You little devil, you.

WF, I am almost sorry I started reading this thread. Then I remembered how many of the chicas I have done that had C scars. No worry with them. And all the ones I went down on. No worry there either (hey, if they got a pussy I don't care where they started the race, just where they are now). And the ones that went into the bathroom to pee and sat down on the toilet. No guy would do that. Right? And I know the difference between a vagina and an asshole so I know I always showed up at the right spot at the right time.

Looks like I'm clean.