A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops
was the breeding bulls exhibit. They went up to see the first pen and there was
as a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife
playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
They walked to the second pen which has a sign attached that said, "This bull
mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said
, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital
letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that he
r elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could
REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "GO over and ask him if it was with the same cow."