This is soooo true....

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=13814195

I disagree. I for one, love a good handjob. Call me crazy.

Gcl-
You're crazy.
Happy holidays,
Bwana

Bwana - GCL has had a lot of practice in his life.

GCL,

stay in touch with yourself and have a nice Holiday!

CFK

There's nothing wrong with a handjob, unless of course you paid for more...

If conducted by trained professionals, handjobs can be heaven. However, the song is targeted at civilians, and in that context, is very, very, very true IMO. For example, the pros always use baby oil. I've never been with a civilian who had a clue about the proper use of said material. But maybe GCL has had better luck than I in this department.

Murasaki,

are you saying that sometimes it can get out of hand.........

CFK

Q: Why did God give women mouths?
A: To make handjobs unnecessary.

One of the first things my hero, Don of Riotrips taught me was this. "Dont argue with BwanaDik".

However, I really prefer a handjob to a blowjob.

What can I say? Am I the only one?

GCL,

I may take a handjob over a covered blow, but of course I don't do programs with garotas to insist on covered blows. But, in areas where bareback blows are hard to come by, I'll take a handjob probably 60% of the time.

GCL:
yes

GCL,

do you give yourself a BBHJ or do you use those very thin surgical type gloves for natural feeling?

CFK

I will ignore the insults.

I do carry a small babysized bottle of baby oil with me at all times. I can 'whip it out' in a pinch and I have the proper lube. I suspect those of you who dont appreciate handjobs do not have the proper lubricant handy.

Screw you guys. I am going home.

GCL

GCL: I think a lot of us here may be veterans of the Asian Massage Parlors (AMPs) in the US where you hope for some action, but may end up with just an hj, which comes off as an expensive consolation prize. Probably same can be said for encounters with strippers.
On the other hand, I meet Asian guys here in Asia who really enjoy getting a massage and hj "happy ending."
My own attitude to hj is "look lady, if that's all I wanted I'd have stayed home."

I became a big fan of handjobs while living in Columbus Ohio. There was an asian place, where they would scrub you down with soap and rinse you head to toe, then take you into the massage room and give a great massage--often including cracking your back. Then the happy ending and they do it so well, orgasms are mandatory.

Later I discovered the massage places in Rio; where they do an equally good massage, but they dont scrub you down.

Look, after fucking so many chicks it gets less and less easy to nut. A handjob almost always does the trick.

>>Look, after fucking so many chicks it gets less and less easy to nut. A handjob almost always does the trick.<<

GCL: Perhaps while fucking you could fantasize you are having a hand job; that might take care of the problem.

By the way, Have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone.

What if GCL painted a face on his hand [similar to the cough syrup commercial] and pretended it was his favorite Garota giving him a quasi BBBJ sans lips? Now that's a new experience.....

From what GCL has posted, it sounds like his best bet would be to paint a hand on his hand.

Merry Christmas you fuckers.

What's the difference between pink and purple?
Your grip!