...so I said to her, "I sure would like to have a little pussy tonight." And she said "I wish I had a little one too. I can shove a bowling pin up in mine."

Bliss,

I looked all over for the first part......
you owe me for 20minutes of my time!

Twenty minutes? You looked for twenty minutes? Bwahahahahahaha!!!

I barely left town and you were already billing me publicly. Ok, ok, enough already. I will pay for your twenty minutes, I feel positively horrible about wasting your precious time. I will email you two sticks of chewing gum within the hour. Consider the extra stick interest.

I will be back home from the deeper south tommorrow night. By then I will have a more complete response to you financially ruining me in a public forum.

Bliss,

I shall alert the proper authorities!