Reuters reports that a Polish man visited a brothel and discovered his wife in the lineup! She'd told her husband that she taken a job in a nearby town to earn some extra money. They were married for 14 years, but are now divorcing.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told a newspaper.

Oh, but to have been a fly on the wall when that meeting took place!

So did she give him a discount on his session?

Well at least she had a job. Unlike my ex-wife.

There was this all in the family story a while back too.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/2319863.stm

An old Rodney Dangerfield joke:
there's somebody taking a survey, and they ask him how often he has sex. He answers "twice a month."
They ask his wife, and she says "about six times a day."

Poor guy didn't get no respect.

...said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

I don't think I would call that her side!

You would think he would have thought she tasted a little strange at some point..............