I recently got into a discussion with some fellow travelers on a cruise about how old each of us was the first time we got laid.

I wasn't sure how to answer as my first encounter was while parked in a car a few weeks before my birthday. I had no trouble getting it up or getting it in, but we were interrupted by the cops before I was able to get the job finished. Went home with a bad case of lover's nuts.

I didn't get another chance until a couple of months later when I did a gal in her apartment and got the job done without being interrupted. Busted a good sized nut and felt like Tarzan of the jungle.

The question is what constitutes a guy loosing his cherry? Getting it in or getting off as the result?

Looking for opinions from experts. Guys on this board are certainly that.

Thanks,
ECJ

Ecjuan,

Getting it in! I am sure most of the guys on the board have had several girls in one day, especially if you have attended a Festa, and you can certainly have intercourse with all of them but not orgasm/climax/cum with all of them, yet it would still be counted as having screwed all of them....
Put another way; if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around.....
OR, you could ALWAYS get Bill Clinton's POV.....
I feel the definitive part is penetration, not whether someone climaxed[hell, half the women in the world would be able to claim no sex occured under those standards].
Had I been able to "get it in" I could claim I was 13, unfortunately I just put it between her legs and didn't really know what else to do, I have spent the remaining years perfecting my technique!

CFK

GCL aka (IT) would you please give us your opinion???

I think the majority of guys who get it in for the first time bust a nut within 15 seconds or so.

How many guys would fail to orgasm on their first penetration ??

A better question might be does orgasm before you get it all the way in count as the first time ??

BTW

Of course I am not speaking from personal experience. I pounded the shit out of my first girl !!

Hemp,

with GCL are you refering to a handjob or actual sex?

KM,"A better question might be does orgasm before you get it all the way in count as the first time ?" Very good point, almost the opposite POV from ECJ question. I still feel the decisive factor is PENETRATION.

Hopefully Blissman will weigh in on this with his perspective!

CFK

"A better question might be does orgasm before you get it all the way in count as the first time ?? "

LOL!!! That's exactly what happened to me! I hosed her stomach before I could get it in. Fortunately she was understanding and let me try again 15 minutes later (oh, to be that young and have the capacity to bounce back so quickly!).

I did not consider the first attempt a success. My definition includes both full insertion followed by orgasm (whether inside or after withdrawal).

BTW, the second time I lasted a good 90 seconds! But, hey, we went bareback, so what can you expect of a 16-year-old.

What first time do you mean? As far as the Pillars of Sex go, I got a handjob first, a fuck second, blowjob third, tit fuck fourth, anal fifth. Strangely, I knocked the first one out when I was like 14, the fuck and blow milestones were met when 16, tit fuck followed I think the summer after high school when I was 17, then there was a long delay before I cornholed my first girl, which strangely enough was at a wedding and my assigned date, a bridesmaid, was on the rag and I had to go Old School on her.

My first dupla was a couple of years later, in Okinawa with two surfer girls who were vacationing from Tokyo. I've had a long series of other "first times" - first time on a plane, first time on a ship, first time on a subway, first time restaurant, that sort of thing.

If solo nutting is part of the equation, I honestly don't remember exactly when, but I know I jerked off to the beautiful vision of Goldie Hawn, who has a special place in my heart today.

It seems like there are differing views on what constitutes "having sex".

For me, the first time was so intense that there was no question about the validity of the experience. Incredible.

It was so intense that, as a result of all of the thrashing and flailing about, the tag that says "DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW" that the object of my affection was wearing became detached. I did not notice it until it was too late and the damage was done. This led to an anxiety-ridden late adolesence with constant fear of discovery and consequences. All as a result of a few moments of a late summer night's madness.

Was it all worth it? Would I do it all over again? Damn straight I would!

And we have photographic evidence to prove you're up to your old tricks. You do look different without the mustache.

Cato,
I think the eye, ear, nose, mouth and leg stickons pulled together a really nice effect. And the ones on the pillow don't look half bad either, whatcha think?

Damn that's a good looking pig!

Hey, someone put a blond wig on that pig, it will fool Hemp and keep him busy!

I bet GCL (aka IT) will look like the guy giving the finger in another 20/30 years!

Hemp,

I have heard that heavy masturbation will do that....in fact he does have GCL's eyes.....

My mom caught me under the bed with a neighbor girl naked when I was three years old. Does that count?

IAS,

you are definitly my kind of wingman!
BTY, I just put out a new poll today regarding getting caught, you might want to place a vote.

CFK

CFK: Glad to see that after all that searching around you finally found your one true love!

This is getting really serious. CFK has been known to carry on conversations with himself on CH, but now he's carrying on conversations that died a year and a half ago. Please, somebody take him somewhere--anywhere--and get him laid!

Yes totally agree CFK needs laid but please NOT IN COLOMBIA! - Gracias Hemp

Laguy,

I was expecting you to reply! If you review my earlier post I nearly got laid at 13, so I have been at this for quite a while now....just getting it in the States for the time being-lol [cute Latina tho] GCL is the guy with stock in Kimberly-Clark

Hurricane season is coming up and with luck, Houston will get smacked by a Cat 5 and his ISP will be down for a week or so.

Hemp,

2 midgets to work the sound and video components. 3 members of Cirque du Soleil, 2 gallons of extra virgin olive oil, a hockey mask, a pygmy marmoset, and a small framed picture of Robin Williams. I don't think I need to tell you how this plays out.
Throw in 'Lil Hempy' and duct tape and it's just another Sunday BBQ........

CFK

I talked with GCL a month ago or so and he is now VP at Kimberly-Clark, because of his major purchases of Kleenex they hired him. Way to go GCL! Finally all your "HARD" work has paid off. Can you please ship a few cases to CFK! - Thanks Hemp

Cat,

I don't know how you can respect yourself after that, you need some "seaweed sake"...
Better yet, find a woman that skipped her multi-vitamin and consumed a gallon of spring water and have her shower you with her golden goodness.....

You really have not fucked a chic until you drop a load deep inside her pussy. When you are done her pussy should look like a bulldog with a mouth full of ma-yon-naise.

I just turned 16 and had my driver's license for about a week when I "properly" lost my cherry.

I met a 15-year-old chic who had just been queened Ms. "County" the night prior. She asked me to swing-by the double wide countryside trailer where she was babysitting a toddler that night. She told me she wanted to do it.

The place where she was babysitting was about 7 or 8 miles out of my hometown. Too far to walk. There was no public transportation. I lived in a small town of about 2,000 people that was surrounded by farm land.

There was no way my parents would let me have the family car only 1 week after receiving my license. Therefore, I had no choice but to ask my brother if I could borrow his 1970s something Chevy Chevette. He laughed at me with a big "no way you little puke!"

Then I seriously leveled with him. I told him I met a chic who said she wanted to do it. I told him he had to give me his car because what I was about to do was sacred.

He could tell I was serious. He threw me his keys but made me promise to tell him all about it. He wanted every detail to include smelling my fingers afterwards. At our super horny age, the possibility of having sex literally out trumped any petty sibling rivalry. The possibility of getting laid was damn serious business.

I met the chica at the trailer and we started to make out. I had an old condom in my wallet...it was only a couple of years old...and in my wallet the entire time...still good right? In less than a minute I had her bra off and a minute after that she pulled her jeans off. I pulled my pants down and tore at my vintage condom. I put the condom on backwards and then struggled with it. Then it snapped near the base and the head of my dick popped through. I had no other condoms.

No problem I thought. I'll just gently easy the broken condom the rest of the way on to my dick and it would be okay. Its the thought that counts anyway, right?

My chic asked me if we could go to the bedroom to fuck in bed. But I was too horny. I started fucking her like a jack-hammer on the living room shag carpet while she laid back in a bean-bag chair moaning.

I literally ground my knees into hamburger, but it felt too good to stop. Within a few minutes I blew a sticky load inside her young twat. As I pulled-out only the condom rim was wrapped around the base of my dick. The rest of my dick was bare. I spun around so she wouldn't see my pussy juice/cum covered dick glistening in the half lit room. I thought, "maybe she won't know?" Yet I'm sure it was dripping out of her all night.

Funny how after the deed was done I just wanted to leave. I never saw her again. But my best friend hooked up with her about 2-weeks later and lost his cherry.

About 4-months later my buddy and I found out she was pregnant. We totally panicked.

Fortunately she got knocked up by another young dude who lost his cherry to her after myself and my buddy and probably a half a dozen other horny kids.

She was a fuck factory...the little slut.

AJ

AJ,

have you considered sending this to Penthouse !?!

Are you sure she wasn't Ms. "Cuntry"

That was a helluva an experience suddenly I feel all tingley.......

I may be showing my age by saying this, but isn't discussion of having sex with amputees a requirement for having your letter published in Penthouse?

Or, at least it was 30 or 40 years ago.

"..having sex with amputees a requirement for having your letter published in Penthouse?".... you're confused, that's Larry Flint's Hustler mag......

(Message edited by copperfieldkid on May 24, 2009)

No, it was Penthouse, see e.g., http://patahistory.blogspot.com/2007/05/amputation-love.html.

I'm afraid we will now have to subtract 1 million dollars from your net worth estimate to account for your severe memory loss.