| By Copperfieldkid on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 - 07:23 am: Edit |
Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they
take
your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
| By Blissman on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 - 07:28 pm: Edit |
CFK, it is time for you to get on a plane and head south. Do not allow it to land before it has traveled at least 6 hours. Find a place filled with attractive women. Take two but do not call me in the morning.
In your heart you know I am right.
| By Copperfieldkid on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 - 08:30 pm: Edit |
Bliss,
you are very intuitive! I am counting the days!
CFK