First off, how I get this job?

Second off, there are so many things about this article that don't make sense to me.

The investigation started after a man told state police he went to the spa and was appalled that someone offered to perform sexual acts. After the man volunteered his services, police attached a body wire to his pants and sent him into the spa.

The Police can't possibly be this stupid, right? I am appalled that I was offered sex. Now pay me and for my sex and I will help you help capture these horrible people!

While the man and Chon and another woman allegedly performed sexual acts, state troopers sat outside in a vehicle and listened to recordings of what was happening. After the encounters, the informant met with troopers, who had been chuckling on the tape, and said, ''Laugh it up, boys.''

How the hell do you have sex with a wire down your pants unless you are talking about handjobs only with just the fly open? Or did he take off the pants and position them strategically?

A Lehigh County judge has dismissed the case against a woman who was charged with promoting prostitution at a North Whitehall Township spa, ruling that state police engaged in ''outrageous'' conduct when they paid an informant to have sex four times with employees.

State police investigating the Shiatsu Spa on Route 309 paid the informant $180 for his ''time'' and gave him money to pay for sexual acts in the spa in June and July 2006.

Four times! Not once. Not twice. Not even three. but FOUR TIMES! Sweet deal. Sign me up!

http://www.mcall.com/news/local/all-b1_5prostitution-r.6259062feb05,0,2754885.story

I hope this article was an Onion style work of fiction.