Just ran across the www.realdoll.com site.
Totally amazing. For the price of half a dozen
trips to TJ you can have as much as you want
at home without your own handiwork. There must be
a TJ monger or two who have sprung for one of
these dolls. Let's hear a review. I should think
these babes would suit guys who are into looks
and don't mind silicone tits. Now we just need
an entrepreneur to rent one by the hour!

I don't know if they still do it, but they once advertised that they would custom design the doll's face for an extra fee-- just send them a photo.

Just imagine, your favorite TJ chica made into a love doll!!! :-)

Cheers

Howard Stern did a bit about the real doll a couple of years back.

IIRC each of the male regulars in turn had intercourse with the doll in a different orifice (Because if they used the same hole, that would be wrong). Of course, since the bit was for entertainment value, who can say how sincere the reviews were.

Maybe you can give the show a call one morning and have them relive the memories for you.

Shy Guy

I once stumbled across a short mpeg of a girl making out with a Realdoll. The doll is quite a bit more plastic looking than the images on the Realdoll site show. It was still very impressive though.

Critico.

I did her once, she usually stands in Hottie Central and works nights. Said she's from Guadalajara and didn't have any kids (yeah right!). Barely spoke any English and gave a poor covered BJ. Sex was pretty standard and I would not repeat, too much of a rush job. Oh yeah and she charged me $60 plus $11 foorr de rrroom.

Hope this helps.

You might have the wrong one. There's at least three realdoll.com's at AB right now. Oh, wait, one of them said she was leaving for vacaciones next week.

Introducing the "RealHamster"

If you liked the "RealDoll," you'll love this parody site. (At least, I hope it's a parody!)


http://www.realhamster.com/

Cute. There's a "Real Sex" episode on HBO that has a film of a guy getting a Real Doll from his girlfriend for his birthday. They do a threesome, live action. You can see the "pliability" of the doll's tits quite clearly, among other things. The girlfriend is a peach as well.

Dammit, my luck's been so bad lately, I probably couldn't even get laid with one of these bitches!

In case you missed it, here are some interesting FAQs from the site.

Question: When will you offer a SHE-MALE REALDOLL?
We are seeing some interest in a "SHE-MALE" REALDOLL, but we're still trying to determine if such a doll should be equipped with male AND female sex organs. Let us know what you think.

Question: What if I don't fit with RealDoll's sex parts?

Question: Tell me more about the doll's entries

Question: Tell me more about RealDoll's "suction effect"
When penetrated, a vacuum is formed inside REALDOLL's entries which provides a powerful suction effect. This effect is strongest in REALDOLL's oral entry. Some of REALDOLL's users have reported intense orgasms due to this specific feature.

Question: Can she support herself enough to do it "doggy" style?
Yes.

Question: I want to bathe and shower with my doll. Is there anything I need to be careful about, like water temperature or duration?
Silicone rubber can withstand over 400 degrees of heat. You can soak REALDOLL in a scalding hot bath to give it lifelike body heat. REALDOLL's silicone flesh retains heat very efficiently.

Question: Can I use my REALDOLL as a pool toy?
You can use REALDOLL as a pool toy, but prolonged exposure to sunlight and/or chlorine may bleach the doll's pigmentation.

Question: Can you pull on her nipples hard without fear of tearing them?
Yes, within reason. REALDOLL's nipples can withstand approximately 400% elongation before tearing.

Question: How much weight can the doll support?
REALDOLL can safely support over 500 lbs. (sorry, milkman...)

Question: What happens when "the honeymoon is over" and I feel that the doll is not for me and wish to return it?
Although we'd like to fully satisfy all our customers, our firm policy is: ALL SALES ARE FINAL.

Question: Do you have any rejects or used models I can buy for cheap?
No.

MrBillO^™-

Oh, here are some more FAQs from realdoll.com

Q. Do you have any under-age RealDolls? That's not illegal, is it?

Q. I want to call my RealDoll "Amanda", is that okay?

Q. Can you make a RealDoll to look just like my ex-wife?

Q. If I shave my RealDoll's pubic hair, will it grow back?

Q. Is it legal in my state or jurisdiction to have sex with a RealDoll?

Q. I've noticed a foul odor coming from my ReallDoll's vagina. Should I clean it out once in a while?

Q. Does RealDoll swallow? You know, like that "Baby Alive" doll?

Q. Are you planning to make a RealDoll that talks? I want my RealDoll to say, "Take me, you stud" and "Oh, that's so good, baby"

Q. If I sell my RealDoll, do I have to pay alimony?

Q. Can the RealDoll take a punch? My ex-wife sure couldn't, LOL.

Q. I travel a lot. If I take RealDoll on the plane with me, do I need to buy another ticket for her? Will she need a pasport?

Q. I have a thing for virgins? Do you make a virgin RealDoll with a replacable "cherry"?

Q. I am a necrophiliac. Do you plan to make a "dead" RealDoll?

Q. I'm into "golden showers". Will this damage RealDoll's silicone skin?

Q. I like reading, long walks in the park, and good conversation. Do you make a RealDoll for me?

Q. I'm into bondage/SM. Will a good smack with a whip damage RealDoll's skin?

Q. I have this friend, "WF", who's into fisting? Can RealDoll acommodate a whole fist? Two?

Q. I'm into weird sex. Do you make a RealSheep?

MrBillO^™-

LOL. Mr. Bill, you've discovered your calling. Now if only you could do all that in limerick cadence ...

One minor rewrite. "Q. Can you make a RealDoll to look just like my ex-wife?" should be "Q. Can you make a RealDoll to look just like my ex-wife used to look?" Or better, "Q. Can you make a RealDoll to look just like my ex-wife's sister?" Or better, "Q. Can you make a RealDoll to look just like my ex-wife AND her sister?"

Q. I like to post to the internet. Is RealDoll DSL-ready?

Yeesh. It never stops.

Thanks for the kind word, BG. At least one monger on this board appreciates my humor...

BTW, did you get the "WF" joke?

"Q. Can you make a RealDoll to look just like my ex-wife USED to look?"

Good one! Wish I'd thought of that...

How about this one?

Q. Can you make RealDoll look like my ex-wife's daughter?

"Q. I like to post to the internet. Is RealDoll DSL-ready?"

A. Yes - but the ethernet cable kind of ruins the ambiance for some customers. Check our "accessories" section for a wireless upgrade! (We currently offer bluetooth and 802.1b)

This is too easy... I hope I can resist the temptation to post a few more questions. C'mon guys, I'm sure some of you have some questions I haven't thought of. Anyone? Anyone?

MrBillO^™-

MALE RealDoll Now Available!

Check it out, hombres!

http://www.realdoll.com/ads.html

"Interchangable penis system: Each Male doll will come with a flacid and an erect version of the penis size selected; We currently have 6", 7", and 8" sizes. Custom penis sizes can be discussed on a case by case basis. The male doll can also ejaculate by connecting a remote syringe, and we plan to offer various flavors."

"The Male doll can be equipped with an anal entry. However, this may effect the weight. Please indicate your preference when ordering. The Male doll has the same mouth design as the female dolls, with a soft removable tongue and silicone teeth, and a hinged jaw."

Okay, Hombres. Submit your FAQs!! Don't make me do all the work...

MrBillO^™-