There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time.
The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al , but I'm gun na wear me sum hot pink panties beefo
I get on dat plane.'

'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked?

The first replied, 'Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare laying butt-up in a conefield,
dey gonna find me first.'

The second lady said, 'Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floeesant orange panties.'

'Why you gonna wear dem?' the others asked.The second lady answered,

'Cause if dis hare plane is goin' down and I be floating butt-up in the oshun,
dey can see me first.'

The third lady says, 'Well, I'm not gonna wear any panties.

'What? No panties?' the others asked in disbelief.

The third lady says, 'Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I ain't wearing any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey always look for da black box first.'

Didn't know they had airplanes in the Plantation days. Nice dialogue.

Did you write for Amos and Andy ??

I didn't write it KM, it was already written. I thought it was generic enough to post without being offensive. It certainly was not meant to offend.

I suppose in the future I should clear these things with Don Imus BEFORE posting.

Personally, I prefer Snakes on a Plane. But the combination of no panties and Snakes on a Plane doesn't sound too bad either. Any pornographer financial types out there want to subsidize my next movie?

By the way CFK, out of a sense of responsibility as a citizen, I have turned this thread over to Al Sharpton, who I know is one of your close friends. Although he didn't seem real interested in my new movie concept "No Panties and Snakes on a Plane," he seemed quite interested in your "joke," and said something along the lines of his reaction to Don Imus was just a warm-up for that mothersomethingoranother. I was really surprised to hear this sort of language coming from a man of god. Looks like you really hit a nerve. Let me know how it goes when the two of you have a beer together.

Laguy,

Please see my Poll on Racism............and vote accordingly.

..."Let me know how it goes when the two of you have a beer together." I intend to buy him a Shirley Temple Black....[her married name now]
CFK

CFK
I hope you knows I be just shuckin and jivin wit y'all.

Ya gotta admit however that it does sound like it was wriiten by someone in the 50's wearing blackface makeup.

Khun,

shuckin and jiven [ROTFLMAO], by the way, you are waaay to young to remember Amos & Andy! They were on there way out when I was a boy!

The Obama campaign just sent me a message to ask all you guys to stop making fun of nappy-headed ho's, minstrel performers and blacksploitation films from the 70s. Thank you for your support.

Cat whisper this into Obama's ear --

Pam Greer for VP ??

Could help with the "female" vote and counter Billary. If not she could just plain kick some ass !!

Cat,

how about menstrual performers [Garotas]
Is that happy face Amos, or Andy? Wait, I think it's the Kingfish, anyone remember him-lol

CFK,

Thank god you're self-entertaining.