A friend and I have been trying to gross one another out. He sent me the following picture and won.

But it brought to mind two esteemed CH members who might have had a different reaction. So...whose babe is this: Jag's or MasterBates'?

Reverse dupla

BD,

I think she's lovely.

Jag

Oh G-d there goes my lunch...

Here's one taken at Jags recent festa . Perhaps arranged with Masterbates??

I just love those spinners. How about posting more, Khun Mor and Bwana? OTOH . . .

I think the last white woman that Jag did was his ex-wife, and that didn't turn out very well at all. So certainly not a Jag festa, now find 4 black units and make them uglier and that would be what I now define as a "Jaguar-class Garota".

You know after being back from Rio about a month now they are not all that bad! Especially the blond in green. - Hemp

I have been back in the US a week. The skinny redhead on the right is sort of cute.

You wouldn't even need lube for a handjob from one of them, I think they're all self-basting.

(Message edited by catocony on March 22, 2008)

the one in the green is kinda cute.

But the one on the left seems to be Miss Personality.

BTW, is MasterBates dead? Or lost in Jakarta?

They ALL ooze personality. In fact it is oozing out of each's bathing suit.

Anyone contact David Letterman yet to see whether he wants to use any of them in his "Will it float" routine?

They look like 4 islands from W W II, I pretty sure they flew B-29's off the first one!

they look like pregnant hippo's

Anyone contact David Letterman yet to see whether he wants to use any of them in his "Will it float" routine?

Displaced water would flood the stage and studio.

Here are some of the other gross-out finalists. I post these knowing it will get some of our brothers overly-excited.

Bwana: Do you have any photos of girls that are a tad thinner? Just a little bit with less elephantitus?

Nice tat !!

She'd look sweet on the back of my Harley !

Unfortunately I couldn't get on at the same time .

Bwana

Are those spinners from your personal collection ?? Help or terma girls ?

(Message edited by Khun_Mor on March 23, 2008)

Bwana, these must be from your personal (stable)collection.....are they listed in your guide???

Do you have any with blond wigs???

Make sure cfk does not see these, he will be first in line to buy them an apt........

Diversity,

I don't even date anyone that weighs as much as one of these girls(?) arms! They look like they all came from the Village of the Damned.

Hombre, could you please put one of those black squares accross the ENTIRE friggin photos!

They are hot "little" numbers, aren't they?

KM-

I would never keep a trio of spinners such as these to myself. They work in the only "one real per hour" casa de fast foda I've found, but you have to be willing to walk up to the top of Rocinha to reach their sumptuous den of iniquity. Be forewarned: the second one likes to go cowgirl. The third one said she likes anal, but I never found her cuzinho.

Diversity-

For another real I think they'll all wear a blonde wig. But I'm not sure CFK has the "equipment" to reach paydirt. Then again, I'm not sure anyone does.

CFK-

The "beauty" of these girls is their fat covers anything that would require a black box.

BD,

"The "beauty" of these girls is their fat covers anything that would require a black box." Now that's a perspective we can all live with!

Addendum:

God forbid if anyone sees or finds the wet spot....

Hundreds of wet spots !!

Full of cheesy yeast and fungus !!

Anyone have an idea how they wipe their ass after a dump ?? Must have a car wash high pressure hose in their bathrooms .

Hope no one is eating dinner as he browses.

(Message edited by Khun_Mor on March 24, 2008)

Khun,

I am thinking you and Bwana have somehow turned cultists on us and rather than beauty and prose have gone to the opposite depths as evidenced above....
[The visual was enough, but your poetic justice is right out of Deliverence]
There goes dinner!

CFK,

What's sad isn't that you would do one of these if she showed up at your apartment, the sad thing is you would insist on buying her an expensive dinner and lots of drinks beforehand, then overpaying for the program.

Cat,

beauty is only skin deep, but how Bwana got them out from in front of the plows long enough to photograph them is the real concern....can you imagine the cat fight if you threw a can of Pringles out there for them to share?

CFK
An oil wrestling match might be interesting ! My girls vs Bwana's - or would it be totally revolting. Can't figure out which just yet .

No wait - revolting is the obvious answer.

Still beats watching American Idol or Dancin Wit Da Stars though.

KM-

What a stroke of genius! A new reality series: Battle of the Titans! Have teams of four: separate battles include mud wrestling, oil wrestling, jello wrestling, and mud/oil/jello sumo wrestling. Contestants must weigh at least 300 lbs. At the end of each match the loser has to have sex with MasterBates. GCL has sex with the winner. Hemp has sex with the whole team that wins the season championship.

Any agents out there interested?

We need some more big mamas. I wonder what kind of a dent her big ass but into the hood of the car.

RG.

RG-

She's on my team. She looks mean.

Great, now the suspension is fucked on that car.

Someone needs to put a set of hydralics on her boobs.....

If one of those garters come unsnapped, she's a gonna lose a eye.

For anyone who likes them really FAT, check out BRENDA at Chicago Club in TJ. Pretty and almost as fat as these but not quite. Starts around 9pm. If I was in to large she would be my #1 based on looks.

I'm sure MasterBates has Brenda locked down. Fortunately, I haven't been to Chicago Club in about 12 years.

All Right !! I will show you guys a pic of my oil wrestling team . Sure we're gonna lose in less than a minute but I'm going to be having a whole lot more fun at my after party than Bwana will !!

For you guys that travel to asia for a what a great bargain the hobby is there,you might want to check to see what the rates are for these wide-bodies. Priced per pound, Bwana's girls could be the deal of the century, assuming a low priced experience is the goal.

Quality of experience has alwasy been my goal and it is a bargain even at elevated prices.

For the guys driven by the price per session, I suggest the JC Penny lingerie catalog, generic vaseline and a latex glove.

Blissman

I don't buy my ho's by the pound I buy em buy the "piece". A cheap huge staek is not a bargain if it's more than half fat . Bwana's team is 90% fat . They would have to pay me for them to be to be anywhere near a bargain.

Here's my backup team BTW

KM

I just saw these last two photos of your "team" and my dick jump up and almost dented my monitor. NICE

A cheap huge staek is not a bargain if it's more than half fat

I bet if you barbecued those women farther up in the post they'd pop and hiss over the fire for close to a week...

E

KM,
my rhetorical question is: what weighs more a pound of pussy or a pound of beef?

Please don't forget the invitation to the After Party.....

Bwana,

I think this should have been titled

The Incredible Bulk

looks to me that karina has gained a few pounds...is she the one in green????

The Blissmobile.......

KM-

There won't be anything to party with after my girls crush--in every sense of the word--your little birds, other than a little soy sauce. You're welcome to join the "Jag's Hags" after party.

Diversity, thanks for featuring my ride. The only thing that I do not like about it is that I have no place to hang the fuzzy dice. They are a family heirloom and it just does not seem right to drive around without them.

Coming soon: Pix of my jacuzzi.

Blissman
I thought you carried your fuzzy dice between your legs ??

Bwana.

I just signed a new team member to prevent just the scenario your painted. She will be our lead wrestler and my spinners will all have her back . Just saved my after party !! I gotta go load up on vitamin V.



(Message edited by Khun_Mor on March 27, 2008)

Kuhn,
you should not have done this. I mean, really, you should not have done this. I am sorry if anything I said offended you. Just please do not do anything like this to my eyes again. Ok, buddy?

KM-

What's good for cleaning vomit out of a laptop's keyboard?

BD

Blissman
After that nothing you see could be any worse. I think we have reached the bottom of the barrel here.

BD
DO NOT use the compressed air can !!

KM,
That looks remotely like an elephant seal, only white. Have you been performing unusual breeding experiments we don't know about? I'm pretty sure none of us want to see her stunt double!

I hope she has an identical twin. One on one side of GCL, the other on the other side, while he sits in his non-reclining middle of the row airplane seat.

We'll work on getting the airline he flies to adopt a clothes-optional policy for his flights, at least in his row.

KM, I'd be quite happy to sign your B-team to my roster.

LM

I need to avoid reading this at least one hour before eating! I'm getting major cramps and convulsions.
Please keep in mind the simplest way to tell if your GF/Garota/or date is overweight: you can't hear the stereo/CD/radio when you are eating her!

Many studies have been conducted, results tabulated, computer chips working overtime.....but the answer lies below:

What is the nagging problem with Blissman......why is he the way he is:

Wouldn't it have been better to start a new "Why Blissman is the way he is" thread rather than force us to once again look at the pictures in this thread? Or are you just trying to get all of us to lose our lunch . . . again?

Diversity, I need a little help here. Some people apparently think that your message here indicated that I am in favor toddlers being married. A couple of the PMs were downright abusive.

I am from a part of the country that struggles to get even laws worded correctly. But for crying out loud, I am not from Arkansas!

I think Diversity that was trying to imply that I am somewhat...uh..."eccentric" and that the culture where I live is to blame. He may be partially correct.

But I am the father of a toddler and if some guy mentioned marriage to her or any other toddler he would be forced to either kill me or be forced to chew up and swallow his freshly severed nuts. And where I live that is considered a moderate position on that topic.

Diversity, I understood the real intent of your post and I thought it was funny. But some people love to try to put others in the worst possible light. Especially people that they do not like.

Btw, I have invented a cellphone that boomerangs and knocks out the front teeth of whoever tosses it out a second floor window. PM me for details. Hope to see you soon, bud.

Bliss, no harm intended, you know that....some people will try to twist anything and put a spin on it to suit their needs......

now is where i will get blasted......kind of like the southern baptists.....always smiling at you as they stick the knife in your back.....

i spent many years in the south, and the comments i heard from southern baptists only lead me to believe they are the worlds largest segment of hypocrites....

as for the cell phone, it was only the 2nd floor 1 time, it was the 11th floor another and it was just the sidewalk the third.....i have added bungee cord to my phones......maybe i can modify a yoyo....

Bliss,
I like the boomerang cell phone, they should sell like crazy in Rio. Diversity will buy a dozen...

What's wrong with the Blond on the bed? Hemp

Hemp: What's wrong with the blonde on the bed?

Inflation, in its worst possible form.

OK I'm upping the ante here with a video of one of Bwana dik's honeys in action . Viewers -- caveat emptor !!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ALpHmvCWlfA&feature=related

Its a damn shame she is so modest she leaves her top on.

But so long as I'm posting in this godforsaken thread, I should say how about no more upping the ante?

I decided to revisit this thread. I can only hope the damage from viewing it isn't retroactive.

What happened to LAguy?

Post removed at author's request

Did that involve the posting of the pictures above?

He left the board for a number of reasons, this thread notwithstanding. Bwana's explanation is correct, however brief and sanitized.

It is correct I don't post here anymore but will make this single exception to clarify something that needs clarification.

Neither Bwana Dik nor CFK (both of whom I consider friends) know in anything more than a vague way why I left. And given that Bwana's and CFK's posts might lead to incorrect conclusions about my motivations, I should make clear the reason I stopped posting was because of problems I had with the management of this board.