THE HAPPY MONGER & CATACONY brief encounter

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By The_happy_monge on Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 10:33 am:  Edit

this pic should say it all,
our once in a lifetime meeting !!

cheers, T.H.M.-My Image-

By Itasca on Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 01:53 pm:  Edit

You both look like pussies!

By Catocony on Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 02:00 pm:  Edit

Wow, I'm surprised you know how to use a digital editor. Or did a street puta in TJ do it for you? They're on general smarter than you, certainly speak better English, and make a lot more money.

By Laguy on Thursday, March 20, 2008 - 02:02 pm:  Edit

Looks like he went off his meds again.

By Bwana_dik on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 07:27 am:  Edit

My money is on Fluffy. The hair standing on end is not fear, it's a threat gesture. Tabby is just a big dumb-ass pussy walking into a thrashing.

THM, ask your doctor if Clozaril, Resperdal or Zyprexa are right for you.

By Catocony on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 08:15 am:  Edit

Good advice for him, BD, he can pick some up the next time he's in the pharmacy buying Lidocane and lube.

By Bwana_dik on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 09:01 am:  Edit

Cat,
I suspect he'll be getting some Cipro and Azithromycin as well, to treat the presents he's been given by the back alley ZR putas in TJ.

By Catocony on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 10:43 am:  Edit

Cool, so two Z-Packs, a 14-day supply of Cipro, a tube of antifungal cream, a tube of Lidocane, the largest tube of KY he can find, a bottle of anti-lice/anti-crab shampoo, a Baby Binks chocolate bunny for Easter and a copy of Better Homes and Gardens. Man, Walgreens kicks ass

By Laguy on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 11:54 am:  Edit

A 14-DAY supply of Cipro? Has someone anthraxed him? To be safe though, he should take it for 50 days. If he doesn't improve after that, he may need to repeat.

By Bwana_dik on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 12:23 pm:  Edit

Laguy,
I know, usually a single 500mg dose will do, but we're talking about THM. The upside of the 14-50 treatment regimen is that it should mean that he'll become refractive to treatment via Cipro, so the next bout with the Clap should lay waste to his reproductive organs.

By Catocony on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 01:58 pm:  Edit

That ladyboy gonorrhea is pretty strong, thus the 14-day recommendation.

By Bwana_dik on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 02:03 pm:  Edit

According to the CDC, that ladyboy gonorrhea doesn't even respond to Cipro, so all the more reason for a 14-day regimen. 14 days of diarrhea, after which his dick will fall off.

By Laguy on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 02:18 pm:  Edit

Well I'm no doctor, but it would seem if his dick falls off, that would convert his gonorrhea into lady-boy gonorrhea, after which he would have to then take 14 more days of Cipro. Actually, I'm finding this all a bit confusing. Any experts out there?

(Message edited by LAguy on March 21, 2008)

By Gcl on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 03:09 pm:  Edit

I try to find redeeming qualities in everyone. Board observers know that I was one of the lone voices who wanted Turk and KidCrisco to stay on the board. However, I have not found one single redeeming factor in regards to THM. Lets be honest, this current post is not creative, funny or interesting. Just a way for THM to prove what an ass he really is.

If you want to attack Cat, do it with some substance. What is this, kindergarten?

By Catocony on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 03:12 pm:  Edit

The fact that he actually misspelled my handle says it all.

By Bwana_dik on Friday, March 21, 2008 - 08:39 pm:  Edit

And what is it with THM and commas?

By Redbus on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 05:28 am:  Edit

THM my friend, what are you doing, you started to get on well with mongers then you do this?

"Come on" no more of this and get your respect back.

By Milkman on Saturday, March 22, 2008 - 08:59 pm:  Edit

I love Fluffy!!!

GCL whatever happeend to Kidsciso Hea whas a grate spella!

By Copperfieldkid on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 07:28 am:  Edit

Milkman,

Kidcisco is now on the Int'l Sex Guide site

By Catocony on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 07:30 am:  Edit

Milky when you say you love someone, that just worries me

How are things in TJ? Tell some of those deadbeats to come back to CH and update us on their adventures. Then again, nothing in TJ has changed in years and I'm sure everyone is still sitting on the same barstools talking to the same chicas, but still it would be good to hear from everyone.

By Milkman on Sunday, March 23, 2008 - 06:51 pm:  Edit

Thanks Copperfield I always wondered where he ended up.
Cato who couldn't love Fluffy?

The same thing for the most part sessions are getting better and the scams have seem to slowed for the time being.

By Arellius on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 02:40 pm:  Edit

Picking a winner in this fight is like choosing between Obama and Clinton. It's too bad they both can't lose.

By Khun_mor on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 05:55 pm:  Edit

Or win

By Copperfieldkid on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 06:27 pm:  Edit

I think it's time to schedule an event at the Bike Rack Arena. Last scheduled event involved The Rightway AKA The Wrongway........

By Catocony on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 08:04 pm:  Edit

My vote would be Arellius to face DonGringo in one semi, with Irishrover taking on Playboy in the other. Lots of conflicts between those personalities.

By Laguy on Monday, March 24, 2008 - 08:35 pm:  Edit

I think what Arellius is trying to say is he is volunteering to go fight in Iraq for 100 years. Have fun with the Mullah mamas. I hear they give great BBBJs.


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