~THE EGG!!~
If you think life is bad.....

How would you like to be an egg?

You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes four minutes to get hard.
Only two minutes to get soft.
You share your box with 11 other guys.

But worst of all... the only chick that ever sat on your face was your
mother!!!

So cheer up, Your life ain't that bad!!!!

Pass it around to someone who you feel can use a good lay, ~I mean
day!

Next joke

Two Hillbillies from Kentucky walk into the local bar to wash the dust from their throats and grab a beer. They stand at the bar, drinking a beer and talking about current cattle prices.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swaller?" The woman shakes her head no."Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her panties, and runs his tongue all over her butt cheeks in a circular motion. The woman is so shocked, that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar and takes a drink from his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there "Hind Lick" maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.

Nayarit: did the egg joke CRACK YOU UP? Nice to see that you've COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL a bit to tell a YOKE OR TWO.

Dogster the scrambled