How to Use the Government Rebate

As you may have heard, the Bush Administration announced
recently that almost every one of us taxpayers will get a nice rebate
check soon from the U.S.

Government: $600 to $1200 for individuals/couples, and
another $300 for each dependent child.


The declared purpose of this rebate is to stimulate the American economy when we all go out and spend it.

However, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go
to China . If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs.

If we purchase a computer it will all go to India , and if we purchase HD
TV's, stereos, or other electronic crap, the money will all go to
Taiwan

If we purchase a good car, it will all go to Japan or Korea or
Germany

Shoe and clothing purchases will go to China , Indonesia , or
Vietnam

Even if we buy food, the fruit and vegetables proceeds will
all go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala , and beef proceeds will go to Argentina -- and of course, none of it will help the American economy!

We need to keep that money here in America ! So the only way to
keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes (Not the best ones of course but who can afford to travel) and liquor,
since these are, apparently, the only businesses still left in the US

Or for about $600 you could buy several cartons of good ole made in the USA cigarettes !!

Now there's a product we should be proud of .